Author's note: Hey I just want everyone to know that I should be updating every day this three day weekend! Let's make it a back to the future weekend and a day! What do you say? Back to the future all the way! Hey that rhymes! I swear I didn't plan that! Anyway, on with the story!
"Hey, there's that stalker from the future!" I yelled maybe a little too loudly. Marty shoved me behind a tree as Biff and the man looked back. Marty waved casually. They went back to their bickering.
"You don't have to point out every person that has stalked us before" Marty pointed out.
"Hey, I don't point it out every time. Randal Harrison stalked me all the time last year and I never yelled 'hey there's my stalker!" I said in defense.
"Yeah, cause that was your stalker. You love to point out our stalkers" Marty said pointing to him, then me.
"No, come on I don't have time to be arguing about stalkers all day with you" Marty groaned annoyed. I agreed. Marty and me walked closer to them and hid behind a bush.
"Can you hear what they're saying?" I asked.
"I haven't been able to because of you asking!" Marty replied hastily.
"Why's your panties in a bunch?" I asked.
"For the last time! Guys do not wear panties! They wear boxers! A girl that recall Trojan history in seconds should know the difference between boxers and panties!" Marty cried.
Suddenly, Biff and the stalker dude started to talk.
"Looking good Terry" Biff said hopping in the car.
"So the stalker has a name" I whispered in Marty's ear.
"Hey Biff, she's all fixed up just like you wanted, but I couldn't get her started! You got some kind of a kill switch on this thing?" Terry asked wiping his hands.
"Nah, you just gotta have the right touch. Nobody can start this car but me" Biff said.
"The bill comes to $302 and 57 cents…" Terry read.
"300 bucks?" Biff interrupted.
"300 bucks for a couple of dents? No, hey, that's bull!" Biff yelled visually upset.
"No Biff, it was a horse not a bull! The whole car was filled with horse poop" Terry explained.
"It's manure! You people get it right" I commented to Marty.
"I had to pay Old Man Jones 80 bucks to haul it away!" Terry pointed out.
"Old Man Jones? He probably resold it too! Now I ought to get something for that" Biff suggested.
"You wanna get something for it? Well, go inside, you can call Old Man Jones and if you want us to give you a refund…" Terry started.
"It's 300 bucks Terry!" Biff interjected.
"Look, I'm only charging you for…" Terry tried again.
"If I catch the guy who caused this, I'll break his neck!" Biff said angrily. Didn't he just see Marty wave to him? I thought.
Terry and Biff walked into the store. Marty pulled me along after him towards the car.
"Marty, you can't be serious!" I yelled as Marty hopped in.
"I'd dead serious" Marty replied.
"Marty! I don't think that's safe!" I pointed out.
"The girl that just shimmied up a drain pipe to get a group of kid's their ball back is scared to get into a car with her best friend?" Marty asked trying to convince me it was fine.
"You haven't mentioned that Biff is the one driving!" I yelled.
"You want to be left behind? I'm sure Doc would love to hear how you disobeyed him" Marty mocked.
"Okay, fine. But if something happens to us I want compensation" I demanded hopping into the car and pulling a blanket over our heads.
"Don't you get any ideas. I will never be in the back of someone's car beside you with a blanket over my head ever again" I warned.
"Wouldn't dream of it" Marty replied.
We heard Biff's voice getting closer.
"The stench is never going to go away, Biff" Terry pointed out.
"Yeah, thanks a lot" Biff said sarcastically getting in the car.
Suddenly I heard more familiar voices.
"It's perfect Lorraine! You're gonna look so good!" I heard Biff get out of the car.
"You're going to look…" Loraine's friend continued but was cut off by Biff.
"Well lookie what we got here. Pretty nice dress, Lorraine" Biff said. I peeked my head out of the blanket to get a look at what was happening.
The girls were trying to get away from him, but he kept harassing Loraine. He lifted up her skirt.
"Although, I think you'd look better wearing nothing at all" Biff laughed.
"Biff, why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?" Loraine replied. Marty was watching along with me. He went to get out of the car, but I stopped him.
"Hey listen, Lorraine. There's that dance at school tonight. Right now, my car's all fixed. I'd figured that I'd cut you a break and give you the honor of going with the best-looking guy in school" Biff said showing off his abs.
"Well, I'm busy tonight, Biff" Loraine admitted scooting past him.
"Doing what?" Biff asked jumping in front of them.
"Washing my hair" Loraine replied sarcastically.
"That's as funny as a screen door on a battleship" Biff said getting the phrase wrong again.
"It's "screen door on a submarine," you dork" I whispered.
"Look Biff, someone already asked me to the dance" Loraine tried.
"Who, that bug George Mcfly?" Biff asked surprised.
"I'm going with Calvin Klein, OK?" Loraine shot back.
"Calvin Klein?" Biff asked even more surprised. He grabbed Loraine by the shoulders.
"No, that's not OK. You're going with me, understand?" Biff sneered.
"Get your cooties off of me!" Loraine yelled trying to break away.
"When are you going to get it through that thick skull of yours Lorraine, you're my girl!" Biff said seductively.
"Biff Tannen, I wouldn't be your girl even if... even if you had a million dollars!" Loraine yelled kicking him in his foot. I snickered. She had no idea what happened in the 1985 we just came from. Biff groveled in pain.
"Yes you will, Lorraine! It's you and me, Lorraine!" Biff yelled stepping in front of a speeding car.
"Watch your back!" the driver yelled as he swirled around him.
":It's meant to be! Someday you'll marry me! Someday you'll be my wife!" Biff yelled. Loraine looked back at him and stuck her tongue out.
"Not if we have anything to say about it" I admitted.
R/r Hope you liked it!