Author's note: Today is the second day of Back to the future weekend and a day! This wasn't exactly my favorite part of the movie, but I'll try to make it a little more interesting than the movie was at this part! Thanks for all my reviewers!
"You always had your way with women, Biff" a familiar voice said sending chills up my spine. We hadn't even noticed that the old Biff from the future had gotten into the driver's seat of the car.
" Get the heck out of my car, old man!" 1955 Biff yelled hysterically.
"Do you want to marry that girl, Biff? I can help make it happen" the old Biff tempted him.
"Oh yeah. And who are you? Miss Lonely Hearts?" Biff pointed out sarcastically.
"Just get in the car, butthead" old Biff said annoyed.
"Who are you calling butthead, butthead?" Biff replied lamely. Old Biff started up the car with a jolt.
"How did you know how to do that? Nobody could start this car but me" Biff stated astonished.
"Just get into the car, Tannen. Today's your lucky day" old Biff explained as Biff got into the passenger's seat and we drove away. We were headed to Biff's house and right before we parked in the driveway the old Biff made a sharp turn.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch where you're going old man! If you break this car I'm gonna kill you!" Biff yelled as they pulled into the driveway.
"This cost me 300 bucks!" Biff complained.
"Would you shut up about the car?" old Biff yelled realizing how annoying he used to be.
"And another thing, how do you know where I live?" Biff asked crossing his arms.
"Let's just say we're related Biff, and that being the case I got a little present for you" old Biff tried again. I peered over the seat, making sure they weren't looking.
"Something that'll make you rich. You wanna be rich, don't ya?" old Biff asked knowingly.
"Oh yeah, sure, right, that's rich, ha ha, you're gonna make me rich!" Biff scoffed.
"You see this book?" old Biff asked. I ducked down beside Marty again.
"This book tells the future. It tells the events of every major sports event till the end of the century. Football, baseball, horse races, boxing...the information in here is worth millions, and I'm giving it to you" the old Biff said handing it to Biff.
"Well, that's very nice, thank you very much. Now why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?" Biff said not impressed.
"It's leave, you idiot! "Make like a tree, and leave" old Biff said smacking Biff on the head.
"Alright then, leave!" Biff shrugged.
"Don't you get it? You could make a fortune with this book, let me show you" old Biff said turning on the radio.
"UCLA trail 17 to 16! It's 4th and 11 with only 18 seconds left of this game. I'd say it's all over for UCLA!" the radio announcer admitted.
"Bet you a million bucks UCLA win at 19 to 17" old Biff said looking at a page in the book.
"What, are you deaf old man? He just said it was over! You lost!" Biff yelled.
"Oh yeah?" old Biff asked smartly.
"Here comes Decker with the kick, it's up, it looks good folks, it looks very good, field goal! UCLA wins 19 to 17!" the radio announcer finished.
"Alright pops, what's the gag?" Biff asked concerned.
"I told you, it's in this book!" old Biff explained.
"All you gotta do is bet on the winner, and you'll never lose" old Biff directed.
"Alright, I'll take a look at it" Biff said throwing it back onto the back seat. Marty grabbed at it, but old Biff got it first, not realizing Marty and me. Marty gave me I-almost-had-it look.
"Never, never leave this book lying around! Don't you have a safe? No, you don't have a safe. Get a safe! Keep it locked up, and until then keep it on you like this" old Biff cried putting in book in the back of Biff's jeans.
"Hey, what're ya doing?" Biff asked concerned.
"And don't tell anyone about it either. Oh, and there's one more thing" old Biff continued.
"One day, a kid, or a crazy wild-eyed scientist who claims to be a scientist is gonna come around asking about that book…" old Biff said as he walked off with Biff. They closed the garage door. I heard it lock loudly.
"Well, this is just great" I admitted as soon as they were out of ear shot. I threw the blanket off of us and climbed out. Marty climbed out too.
"Maybe, there is a way to get out from the inside" Marty suggested.
"Don't act stupid Marty! You heard it lock!" I yelled.
"Calm down Abs! We have been locked in worst places" Marty tried.
"Let's see the bathroom and the library don't count as worst places!" I shot back.
"Okay, so this is the worst place! But we had to be locked in the worst place sometime" Marty replied.
"Call Doc to get us out of here" I advised.
"Doc, come in Doc!" Marty said into the walkie-talkie.
"Marty, what's the report?" Doc asked shakily.
"Biff's gone! He's got the book, the old fart's gone too. I'm locked in Biff's garage!" I explained all in one breath.
"You've gotta fly the Delorian over here and get us the out of here" I finished.
"What's the address?" Marty asked.
"I don't know!" I replied freaking out.
"You're the smart one!" Marty pointed out.
"You're the one with the photographic memory!" I shot back.
"Who said I had that?" Marty asked confused.
"Miss Trotter, Kindergarten" I answered.
"Wait a minute! I know it! It's 1809 Maple Street" I said into the receiver. Marty looked at me like I had just lied to him.
"I can't take the Delorian out in the daylight, but don't worry, somehow I'll get over there" Doc assured us.
"Whoa Doc, wait a minute Doc. Hey Doc!" Marty yelled into the receiver. But he was already gone. Suddenly, I heard Biff whining about the car.
"Marty, I think we found our ticket out of here" I said matter of factly.
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