Darin N Wolf's Dare Dares
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July 18, 2010 7:43pm
Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid or anything (except for some characters) that relates to it. This is merely just a fan made story made by a fan. All rights are reserved to there proper owners. Once again, this is merely just a fan made story created by a fan which would be me.
Torture
Agony: intense feelings of suffering; mental and physical pain.
Fear
Feeling or emotions of anxious or apprehensive behavior about a possible or probable unknown situation or event.
Vocaloid
A singing synthesizer application software developed by the Yamaha Corporation that enables users to synthesize singing by typing in lyrics and melody.
Truth or Dare
Statement of the above.
… (Click, click) "Rise and shine sleepy heads" yelled a young child's voice before all the lights began to lit up the dark room.
First came a crowd of groans and tired moaning before metal gates from a far distance were also heard. Through the blinding lights no one could see, but as everyone in this one particular room slowly adjusted to them…three little forms began to emerge from the light.
One of the forms was a very short figure, with long hair that stretched all the way to the ground. A long white ribbon that ran across her hair and a little tiny V shape on the very top of her hair. The other two forms were a bit taller, only slightly a couple of inches then the shorter form. These two were of the same height, and somehow seemed to look exactly alike…but one of them had…sharp…pointy…fluffy…EARS!…and a tail.
"Damn its frick'n bright in here. Could one of ya turn off some lights already" said the pointy eared form as the little one ran in some other direction, clicked a couple of thing, and then ran back.
Now, without the bright lights being a problem anymore, everyone that had been sleeping on the ground could now finally see that…they were in a white room, no windows, no doors to be seen, a couple of furniture randomly spread everywhere, and…three little children standing right in front of them.
One was a little pale girl with black jet hair, a white dress with the number '202' on the bottom, and a white band like ribbon on her head. The other next to her was yet another young girl, but somewhat taller. She wore a short simple dress and a skirt with black and white patterns. She too had a number on her, but it ran up on her dress rather then on the bottom…'927'. The third last child that had been standing right next to the little one was…very bizarre looking. Instead of 'human', he was…uh…well…basically a walk'n, talk'n wolf. He also had the same '927' number and clothing as the other child did.
"What the…" said a young teenage girl with cyan color hair as she looked around the place. Only seeing white everywhere.
"There, happy now Wolf" said the little seven yr. old girl.
Wolf: "Actually very, thanks N-"
"OMG FURRY"! yelled another teenager with bright yellowish blonde hair while pointing at one of the children.
"LEN WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT ALREADY, CAN'T YOU SEE I HAVE A FRICK'N MIGRAINE HERE"! exclaimed yet another blonde teenage girl as she tried to message her temples.
Len: "N-n-no no no r-r-really Rin, there's a furry right in front of us…and I think I soiled myself".
Wolf: "Um…ok first eww, and second, I think he might be referring to m-"
Rin: "Len, remind me later to slap you with a leek and OMG is that a frick'n furry". (Points at the Wolf boy)
Wolf: …"ANYWHO! Hello and welcome everyone to DarinN Wolf's Dare Dares show. Now some of you might be wondering "where the bloody hell am I" and most of you are probably thinking "WHY IS THERE A TALKING FURRY RIGHT IN FRONT OF US" well…I'LL TELL YOU"!
N: "You are all here, the Vocaloids and the Utauloids, as…our torture monkeys".
Everyone: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"!
Darin: "Yup, that's right everyone, we will be playing truths or dares and all of you-
Miku Hatsune
Kaito Shion
Meiko Sakine
Len Rin Kagamine
Luka Megurine
Gumi Megpoid
Haku Yowane
Akita Neru
Gakupo Kamui
Teto Kasane
Momo Momone
Uta Utane (aka: Defoko)
Luna Amane
Yokune Ruko
And Madobe Nanami
-will be participating against your will. Whether you like it or not". (Smiles innocently).
Everyone: …
Darin: "Well then, we will be your co-host, I am Darin-sama-". Wolf: "You can call me Wolf-sama-". N: "And I'm N-sama".
N: "And as she said before, we will be playing a simple game of truth or dare, but we three won't be the one's making the dares and such".
Wolf: "The only people who will be allowed to make them are the viewers who are probably watch-".
Len: "PLEASE DON'T EAT MY UNDERWEAR"!
Wolf: …"watching…us right now". (Points at some random wall)
Darin: "Yes, and as for the rules…no one, and I mean NO ONE will be allowed out of this room unless said so".
Gakupo: "And what if we somehow DO leave, hm"? (Folds his arms and raises an eyebrow)
Darin: (Looks down and chuckles dementedly) "Well you see…we, me Wolf and N here, aren't exactly what you all see us as-" Wolf: "Yes, we may appear to you as just mere children-" N: "But were not. In fact, were not even mortals-" Darin: "So, running away from us is basically…".
Darin N Wolf: "A wonderful, Beautiful, murderess suicidal mission". (Chuckles as a dark aura begins to surround them)
Wolf: …"And…uh, you'll might probably just be obliterated by the ten million thousand guns and lasers we sorta laid outside the door right behind us". (Moves aside to show everyone the only exit…or in this case the DEATH DOOR)
Darin: "Alrighty then that's all for now, any questions"?
Everyone: …
(20 seconds later)
N: "You just had to say it, didn't you"?
Darin: "Well I REALLY wasn't expecting this"!
Apparently dew to Darin's response, every single robot that was in the blank room had just began an extremely loud riot of on going questions that really didn't make much sense since there were so many people yelling at one time.
Wolf: "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALREADY, IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE GIBBERISH THEN SHUT THE (BEEP) UP AND BE QUIET"! (Growls furiously as he bared his sharp white canine jaws)
Everyone: (stops yelling and stares at the angry furry)
Wolf: "Alrighty then, you go first". (Points at Len)
Len: "FURRY"!
Wolf: "Okay first of all, SHUT UP! And I'm technically NOT a frick'n furry"! (Pant, pant) "I'm an anthro wolf for crying out loud…AND I WON'T EAT YOUR DAMN UNDERWEARS"!
Darin: …"Uh…Wolf, since your sooooo 'smart' you do know that an anthro is basically another name for furry…or walking animal, or talking animal, or hmm I wonder, OH YEAH, AN ANIMAL THAT LOOKS AND TALKS LIKE A FRICK'N HUM-".
Wolf: "SILENCE SHEWITCH! Now. You. Go. NOW"! (Points at Rin)
Rin: "Yeah, um question, are we allowed to have our Road Roller"?
Wolf: …"Sure, why not". (Snaps fingers, then out of nowhere a huge Road Roller pops out in the corner of the room)
Rin & Len: "RODA ROLLAH, RODA ROLLAH, RODA ROLLAH"! (Make's a double back flip then started towards there beloved machine)
Wolf: "Alrighty then, YOU"! (Points at Akita)
Akita: "What does it take to get some bars around here"?
Wolf: …"I'm sorry, what now"?
Akita: "You now, connections for my phone". (Shows her yellow phone to
everyone)
Wolf: "Ohhhhhhh, well calling the police isn't gonna-".
Akita: "No, no, no, I got a text message from my friend and I wanna text back".
Wolf: …"Okaaaaaaay um, right by the exit" (points to the DEATH DOOR)
Akita: "THANKS"! (Immediately runs right next to the door then starts texting the living crap out of her phone) "OMG I was like na, and she was like nana, then she was all like AH, and I was like what ever, then she said moo, then I was like what now, and he was like WOULD YOU STOP TEXTING TO EACHOTHER, WERE TRYING TO WATCH A FRICK'N MOVIE! And I was like uh like what ever-"
N: …"I'm having a feeling I'm gonna go crazy with her annoying texting".
Darin: "I'm actually already thinking about smashing that damn thing".
Akita: "I HEARD THAT AND IT'S MINE"!
Wolf: "Anywho…anymore questions".
Nanami: "Y-yes -I-I have a question…"
Wolf: "Alright then, what is it"?
Nanami: "Yeah um…what's Vocaloid&Utauloid"?
SMASH!
(Some random glass smashes from…somewhere)
Everyone except Nanami: (STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE)
Nanami: …"What…WHAT…why are all of you staring at me"?
Teto: …"Um, excuse me, Wolf sama…who is she"?
Momo: "Yeah I was wondering the same thing to".
Meiko: "I've never seen this girl in my life; I don't even think she's a Vocaloid".
Yokune: "Nor an Utauloid".
Wolf: … (Ohh 'BEEP')
Darin & N: "OHHHHH, WOLF"!
Wolf: (Dammit!) "Y-y-y-y-yes". (Slowly turns head to stare at his possibly two tormentors)
Darin & N: "Were you, or were you not, suppose to bring only the VOCALOIDS! and the UTAULOIDS!here"!
Wolf: "W-w-w-w-w-w-well, y-y-y-y-y uh well, s-s-sorta eh um, w-w-w-w-w-well…yes".
N: (Nods understandingly, gives him a huge 'innocent' smile, and then looks back at Nanami) "Forgive for not remembering, but…what was your name again"?
Nanami: "Um…well, I'm Madobe Nanami. The…um…Windows 7's mascot".
Wolf: 'Gulp'. (Oh dear vocal, NO!)
Darin: "I'm sorry, I don't think WOLF quite caught that. Come again"?
Nanami: "I'm t-the Windows 7 mascot. An OS-tan which is an Internet phenomenon or meme that originated within the Japanese Futaba Channel. We are created for different computer software's like Windows Vista, XP, 2000, ME, 98 and 98SE, Mac OS X, Linux, or Windows 7 like me. And…well, whatever Vocaloid or Utauloid is…I'm neither one of those at all".
N: "Hff hffhffhfhfhff". (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wolf your SOOOO GONNA DIE. !)
Wolf: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but s-s-s-s-she u-um…SHE LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE A FRICK'N VOCALOID/UTAULOID. I GOT MIXED UP. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO- n-no w-wait, stay back"! (Starts to notice both Darin & N walk towards him with 'innocent' smile planted on there faces as the wolf boy starts to back away from them) "I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME"!
Darin: "Ohhh, don't worry brother dear, we're not going to kill you-".
N: "Yes, indeed we aren't". (Suddenly, without warning, disappeared and reappeared right in back of Wolf).
Wolf: "N-No I don't believe-". (Was interrupted immediately when over seven thousand million seven hundred and seventy seven needles, coming out of N's back, started rapping themselves around his whole entire body and muzzle) "Mhfmhfmhf mhf, mhf"!
Once the poor idiot was tied up, the two, by now EXTREMELY ANGERED, girls began to lift him up off the ground and headed towards the exit/DEATH DOOR. Just right next to Akita who was STILL texting.
Wolf: "MHF, MHFMHF"! (I'M SORRY, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!)
Darin: "Don't worry ya big sissy, we're not gonna kill you just because of a mix-up-". (Then without anymore words to say, she threw the poor bastard right outside the door into a 'seemingly' normal white hallway)
N: "We're just going to let 'them' kill you instead". (Slams the door shut)
Wolf: "Wait, WHAT YOU MEANT BY TH-"! (BEEP, BEEP) "…what was that"! (BEEP, BEEP, BEEP. TARGET ACQUIRED. OBLITERATE THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF IT IN 5, 4, 3, 2- ) "Oh shi-". (1, FIRE!)
Outside the door…
Wolf: ""! (Gasp) "OWWWWWWWWWYYYYY, STOP SHOOOOOOOOOOOOTING MEEEEEEE"! "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"!
N: "Sounds like he's having fun in there".
Darin: "Indeed it does. We should do this to him more often".
N: "Exactly what I was thinking. Anywho… (Turns to see everyone 'except for Rin, Len and Akita who were to busy with either trying to roll over everyone or texting' still standing with concern in there faces) Alrighty EVERYONE"!
Everyone: (Everyone 'including Rin, Len and Akita' stares at there little tormenter as they awaited for whatever she's about to say)
N: "Now, first of all Nanami, we're very sorry but…we can't let you go".
Nanami: "But…but why"?
N: "Well…you see…we're sorta trapped in here with all of you as well…and…the only way for us to get out of here is to open a portal which would probably take about a week to make. Plus…it's also up to the viewers whether or not you leave or stay".
Nanami: …"A-Alrighty then…I'd suppose I'll stay here for alittle while…but…". (Suddenly walks up to a random wall, then stops right in front of it)
Nanami: "But please…for the love of all that is computerized…PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME IN HERE WITH THESE CRAZIES! I'LL GO MAD I TELL YOU, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD"!
N: …"Well I guess that's all for now…PLEASE send in your dares through your review; we REALLY want to know what you want them to do…we'll also give you the privilege to join either on the Vocaloid/Utauloid side or our side, receive the dares or give the dares, be the tormented or the tormentor. Either way it'll be fun. Alighty then, that all for now everyone, Bye-".
Miku: "WAIT"!
N: sigh "Oh what now"!
Miku: "I just have one last thing to say…WHY US"!
N: …"excuse me"?
Miku: "Well…I know we're all here for a truth and dare thingy, but…why us. Why did you choose us as you're…eh…'torture monkey'? Is this some sort of punishment for whatever reason we cause for us to be here? And why US and not those stupid Pocket-Monster people? What is the main reason for us being here"!
N: "Ohhhhhh…well…that's all Kaito's fault".
Miku: …"I'm sorry, come again"?
N: "If you wanna blame someone for all of you being here…ask Kaito"
Within only the minutes of realizing what the 7 yr. old had just said everyone had been quiet. Then, almost automatically, every single robot in the blank room turned there heads almost all the way around towards the blue haired ice-cream lover. Not a single word spoken, nor any movement of any sort, they just stared at him as the time past.
Then without warning, and Kaito noticed this right away, a very dark evil like aura began to circulate all around the air as everyone at once turned there whole body to face him…with there heads down…and some of them even giggling.
Meiko: "Ohhhh KAITO"! (Crackle, crackle)
Kaito: (Shiver, shiver) "Y-y-y-y-yes" (Turns around to see a smiling Meiko cracking her knuckles)
Meiko: "Please…for ALL of US to UNDERSTAND; tell US, what does she mean by YOUR FAULT".
Kaito: …"Uhhhhhhhhh, u-uh I-I-I-I-I-I-I w-e-e-e well…I-I-I-I-I-I-I can ex-x-x-explain! …well, y-y-yesterday, at o-our house…I m-m-might a…sorta…uhhhhh…I sorta met W-Wolf sama e-early morning yesterday…and…s-since I'm everyone's g-g-guardian…well…he asked me I-if I could a-allow him t-to bring all of y-you to a…game show…".
Meiko: … (Eyetwich)…"SOOOOOOOOOOO…what did he offer YOU"?
Kaito: …"A l-life time supply of…ice-cream…".
Meiko: …
Kaito: …"It was expensive ice-cream, I swear"!
Meiko: …"How much did he give you"?
Kaito: "Uh…th-three bucket full…THAT COULD LAST FOREVER WITHOUT SPOILING"!
Meiko: "Is…That…So…Good…For…YOU". (Turns around to face everyone who were probably thinking exactly what she was thinking)
Meiko: "Now…" (Points at Kaito) "For those of who wants to KICK THIS MOTHER (BEEP)ERS ASS…say I"!
Everyone except Nanami: "I"!
Darin: "Wait a minute! I got an idea"! (Runs to the DEATH DOOR and pulls out a very, VERY bloody tied up Wolf)
Wolf: "Is…is it over".
Darin: "No, not quite" (throws him immediately right in front of Kaito's feet) "Just to let you guys now…THE FURRY PLANNED ALL OF THIS; WE JUST PREPARED IT! YOU COULD KICK HIS ASS IF YOU WANT…AND USE THESE"!
(Snaps figures, then out of nowhere weapons ranging from swords to guns and to…leeks? Starts to fall from the sky and onto the ground)
Wolf: "WAIT, WHAT"!
Meiko: "THANKS"!
Miku: "Yay LEEKS"!
Teto: "TAKE THAT"! (Smack Wolf across the head)
Akita: "I BLAME YOU FOR MY PHONE DIEING OUT (Shoots both Kaito and Wolf in there asses)
Len: "DIE FURRY DIE"!
Rin: "This is for not sharing that ice-cream with me"! (Drive her RODA ROLLAH over Kaito and Wolf)
Meiko: "Come on people! You could do better then this"! .she screamed while holding a sword in hand. "DIE"!
N: "This looks fun, we should join them"
Darin: "I totally agree like lets go-…huh"? (Turns to see Nanami just standing there) "Uh…Nanami-chan, aren't ya gonna join them"?
Nanami: "I'm still mildly confused of all this".
N: "Well while you two figure that out…" (Summons a random scythe) IMA CUTTIN SOME HEADS" . (Runs immediately towards the robots while screaming "OFF WITH THERE HEADS")
Darin: (teehee, silly little REAPER, heads aren't for little girls) "Anywho…there's really not much here to do beside what everybody's doing right now. You might as well join them to…ya now, past the time. Now would you excuse me for a minute…" (Picks up a battle axe from the ground) "I got some fur to smash". (Walks toward everyone while dragging her axe in hand)
Nanami: (Watches the ten yr. old walk away when suddenly notices a Windows 7 flag laying right in front of her) "Well…since everyone's doing it…I'd suppose… (Slowly couches down and picks up the flag)
Nanami: …"LET ME HAVE THERE EYES"! (Starts to scream and run towards everyone with her flag at hand. Ready to poke someone's eye out)
End of Ch. 1
Darin: "Alrighty now, this is how its gonna work-".
N: "PLEASE REVIEW, and if you want to send in your dares, just put them in your reviews-".
Darin: "Also, if you wish to be in the story as well, this is how you do it-".
N: "First. basically describe yourself...BUT ONLY AS A VOCALOID/UTAULOID-".
Darin: "For example: are you a Vocaloid or Utauloid, what gender are you, what you look like, whats your #1 item (example: Miku and her leeks), and whats your name.
N: "Second, do you wanna be on our side (The Tormentors) Or on the Vocaloid side (Tormented)
Darin: "Third as lastly... ya wanna beat up Wolf or Kaito"?
N: "And that's all...see ya next time".
Wolf: ... "also (Cough, cough) if there's anymore characters you would like to see...(looks around) then just ask us and we'll add them-"
All the robots: "LOOK THERE HE IS KILL HIM"!
Wolf: "Okay, BYE"! (Starts running while a mob chases him)