Yay! Thanks for all the reviews! Oh yes, my friend told me to remind you all that the characters are pretty much me and her put into anime form so there's bound to be a lot of inside jokes, most of which i'll explain if it comes to it.

Reader's response:

caspercat22: Yep. They don't matter. I hate them so therefore, in my mind and in this story, they will NEVER matter...until, i think, the end where me and my friend will think up horrible ends for both of them! (cackles evilly)

notquiteagoddess: I'm glad you liked it! (insert smiley here) o.0 i never knew there would another pair of people quite like my friend and I...geez, if you liked this one, you should see the one we wrote when she came over last weekend. We were watching Fushigi Yuugi again and we got extremely pissed off at Miaka and Taka so we wrote this story where we basically just spend the whole time tormenting the two. It's actually really funny but i don't think it's appropriate to post...too many swear words...anyways...just wait 'till they meet Tasuki...o.0...which is actually in a few chapters, i think.

Kyae Sohma: Yep. She did. And I personally think she should have done that in the series. (sigh) But alas...

Enjoy!

Taka was currently looking at Taiitsu-kun in something akin to shock and horror. Well, if his hand had not been covering his eyes, he would have been looking, but alas, it seems that Taka has not yet discovered that he could not see through flesh, no matter how hard he tried. It seemed that the blue-haired man just never learnt. It was quite sad, seeing as he was supposedly a math teacher, and despite complains from students, Taka had yet to be fired from his job for diving for loose changed dropped onto the ground.

"B-but…y-you…" he seemed to be at a loss for words. While he lost his capability of speech, he seemed to have finally gained the knowledge that he could not see through flesh, for he removed his hand and instantly let out a very girly shriek.

"You know…" Kristen muttered to Seiriko, "If he wasn't such a sexist pig, I would be wondering if he was some kind of transvestite"

"Kristen!" Seiriko shouted, "That's disturbing!"

"Oops sorry"

"My eyes still hurt"

"Yeah, the old lady is really ugly"

"I know; she ranks up there with Zoë, but at least Old Lady can be explained with old age. Zoë has no excuse" AN: Zoe was mentioned in the first chapter, right before 'it', in case you people are wondering. She's this girl who's really annoying and...she's...kinda gross. But that's not why my friend and I hate her. We hate her because she always gets special treatment just becuase she has 'bout 0.00000004 percent less water in her body than the rest of us (rolls eyes) I don't see how that's any special...

Taka had been listening to their conversation and shuddered every time that Taiitsu-kun was mentioned, which Taiitsu-kun hit him over the head for, "I saw that!" she snapped.

"They did it first!"

"Did not" the two girls chorused, plastering on innocent expressions.

"I know they did"

"Then why aren't you hitting them!" Taka shouted indignantly.

"Because I'd rather not give them brain damage"

"More brain damage" Seiriko corrected.

"What about me?" Taka whined.

"Like I said before, you don't matter"

Seiriko snickered, which earned her a glare from Taka. He was obviously unaware, however, of the fact that Seiriko was a student of Kristen's in the art of glare-ification and therefore, was able to create a glare, many thousand times better than his. Therefore, Taka, upon seeing it, did in this situation what any cheap bastard with a girlish scream, an ego, sexist views and a fat blob of blubber for a wife, would do. He whimpered and fainted.

"Finally" Yui said with relief and did a dance in celebration of the fact that Taka had finally shut his mouth.

"Yes, good job" Taiitsu-kun said, amused, which brought images of a certain disgusting creature into the minds of the teenaged girls. They successfully resisted the urge to scream.

Miaka, upon seeing her husband lying on the ground, looked at the girl with menace, "I-I can't believe you did that! You made him faint!"

If she was expecting an apology or even a bit of remorse from the girl, she was sorely mistaken. Seiriko simply glared at her and made a rude gesture, which of course, involved the raising of the middle finger, also known as flicking someone off. It was a common insult and usually, even the most idiotic of people understand. Miaka was, of course, an exception to that.

She looked confused and asked, "Why are you doing that?"

Kristen began to bang her head against the ground in exasperation at the stupidity of this woman. Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, she spotted something sticking out of Taka's pocket – his wallet. She quickly snuck over, making sure that Seiriko was still threatening Miaka, she took it, counting exactly how much richer she had gotten. Then she turned to watch Seiriko…

…and fell over in surprise.

Seiriko had somehow found a stick – a very long one, most probably from Taiitsu-kun – and was poking an unconscious Miaka with it.

A good substitute for a dead hobo, Kristen thought, nodding with approval, Actually, probably a good substitute for all the dead hobos in history

"Can we get back to the subject at hand now?" Taiitsu-kun asked impatiently, although there was no mistaking the look of amusement in her eyes.

"Yeah. I want to know why we're here!" Yui said just as impatiently, "And how the hell the gods are supposedly 'dead', and why the hell are we here if they're dead and there's a new god…and why the hell we're here!"

"Reasonable questions, Seiryuu no Miko…but unfortunately, I cannot reveal those answers, but if you remember, people from your world only arrive when –"

" – when the countries are in danger…" Yui said, "But it won't work for us anymore! Miaka and I don't qualify as priestesses since we're not 'pure' and Taka, well, he's not considered a seishi anymore, is he? The Tamahome side of him left, but unlike the seishi in this world, because he was in a different world, only the seishi side left and that's why he's not dead" she finished this all in one breath.

"Correct" Taiitsu-kun said, "And no, you are not here to become priestesses"

"Thank god" Kristen muttered, "Who wants to be like Kagome?"

Taiitsu-kun glared at her, "I cannot reveal much more than that, for I have been restricted from revealing such things. However, I have been allowed to reveal that you must go gather the seishi once more" she paused, "Or at least…these two will" she indicated the two teenagers.

"Them?" Yui asked incredulously, with good reason. Having seen the insanity that the two seem all too happily to induce wherever they went, she doubted that having them gather the seishi was a good idea.

"Yes. Their success will be prudent in this land's imminent survival"

"Alright" Yui said, "And I guess I'm here because nobody wants what was repeated last time – two girls from another world running amok causing chaos – to happen again?"

"Precisely. Now, you will –"

"Hang on a moment!" an angry voice called, "You expect us to stay here in this place with nothing from our own world to help us survive this easier! There isn't even anything remotely similar to technology here!"

Kristen glared fiercely at Taiitsu-kun, who could not help but shudder in fear. What a strong glare…

"What do you expect me to do about it?"

"You're the goddamn creator right?" Seiriko asked, "Either let us go back and get the things we need and want or we'll give you a list and you'll magic them up for us"

"Fine…write your damn list" Taiitsu-kun muttered.

Fifteen minutes later, the lists were done and handed to Taiitsu-kun, who called upon two of her Nyan-nyan's to get the things requested. An even longer while later, the two blue-haired children arrived with a bag in each hand, which Taiitsu-kun had explained held an infinite number of things, and was light at the same time, no matter what.

"I have a few things for you also" Taiitsu-kun said, "Now that you've gotten your things" she snapped her fingers and weapons appeared in front of Seiriko and Kristen. A sword was floating in front of Kristen, surrounded by a glowing ball of light; it was a very intricate sword, with designs inscribed in the hilt and the blade itself looked incredibly sharp. Seiriko had received a double-ended scythe; basically like a normal scythe except for a second blade on the other end of the rod. The rod, like Kristen's sword hilt, also had designs on it.

"Holy shit…" Seiriko muttered, not daring to blink, in case this was a dream. They were giving her weapons! Along with the sword and scythe, each girl got a nice collection of daggers that were easily concealable.

Taiitsu-kun smirked at their reactions, "These weapons are were created by the Gods themselves for you when you arrived. They will appear before you when you need them and to no one else"

"Wicked" came the second awed reply, this time from Kristen.

Seiriko turned to her friend, "I love this world" she grinned, "They gave me a weapon!"

"Oh shit…Gods save us all" Kristen muttered, which earned her a whack over the head.

"I somehow get the feeling that I should be worried…" Taiitsu-kun said quietly to herself.

WEAPONS! (cough) I mean...candy...yes...candy.