The Adventures of the Perky and Twisted

Yang gets tricked

"Oh no, no, no Blondie. I know we played laser tag, but I'm not doing this. Na huh, nope, no way." Christina said.

Arizona shot Christina a glare, that could be mistaken for an evil-glare, but no, Arizona was thinking and she was thinking about playing this one dirty. Arizona Robbins was gonna get her way, even if it required dirty methods.

"Oh, well, then I guess I'll just have to ask Lexie to scrub in with me on that heart surgery, with the kid who only got half a functioning heart." Arizona said as she looked at Christina, just waiting for the resident to crack.

"Wait what? Little Grey? Seriously. I know she's Lexipedia and all, but I'm like hardcore and-and a cardio-genius." Christinas eyes widened at first, but was quickly replaced by a confident look. You could say many things about Christina Yang, but one thing is for sure, she is confident in her own abilities.

"Yeah, but still Lexie would do this for me." Arizona said as she shrugged.

Christina sighed, turning every possible solution in her head before responding the perky blonde. "I'll do anything. Or well, almost anything, except some of the stuff you do with Callie. I'm not doing that, that's just loud and annoying."

"Aww, too bad." Arizona joked as she laughed at the small dark haired resident.

Christina shot Arizona an evil glare, which was not to be mistaken as anything else than an intense evil glare.

"Ha ha, very funny Blondie."

"Chill dude, you can take it." Arizona said as she smiled and giggled slightly at Christina's evil glare.

"Of course I can, I'm Yang." Christina shot back. Like I said, she's really confident. "And what's up with the 'chill dude'-thing. You're not nearly hardcore or man enough to say that. You lack obvious parts to really be able to pull that off." Christina mocked Arizona.

Arizona just narrowed her eyes at Christina.

"Well, I better go call Lexie." Arizona said as she turned around.

"NO! Okay, no Lexiepedia, only the Yang-master." Christina said in a slightly desperate tone, holding her hands up in the air gesturing to Arizona not to move further. After all she really needed a heart surgery. She needed her fix.

"Fine. You ready then?" Arizona asked as she showed Christina her biggest smile, dimples and all.

"Yeah yeah, whatever you say." Christina said in a defeated tone. She would do almost anything for a surgery, but this, this was nearly too much.

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Christina walked into the hospital the next day slightly embarrassed. She walked quickly through the halls as every one turned to stare at her. Okay, maybe this was too much anyway. But there was no turning back now. She was already in the hospital so she might as well finish.

As she turned the corner she practically walked right into Callie Torres.

"Oh sorry…" Callie said before she realized who she had bumped into. "Oh my God, did she? Haha, seriously Christina, you such a suck up sometimes. Haha." Callie said as she saw how Christina looked.

"Shut it. I need a surgery and your crazy perky girlfriend demanded this." Christina said as she shot Callie her best evil glare.

"Oh, well. Still a suck up Yang." Callie said as she walked off down the hall.

Christina continued her way down to the Peds wing while mumbling curses and swearing.

As she reached nurse station she quickly spotted Arizona and walked over to her. Trying to ignore the whispering from the nurses and interns.

Arizona noticed someone standing behind her and turned around to face the person. A smile slowly spread across her face when she saw Yang.

"Awesome. I sure had my doubts Yang, I wasn't sure you would pull it off." Arizona said while grinning slightly.

Just as Christina was about to respond a young boy rolled past them in a wheelchair.

"Look mom, the clown is here!" The young boy almost yelled while pointing at Christina.

And there it was, Christina stiffened as she suddenly realized what she was doing. Sure she would do anything for a surgery, especially a heart surgery, but this, this might be just a bit too much for the twisted resident.

Christina was standing, as she had grown stuck to the floor. She was wearing the big clown shoes, the nose, the clothes and yes, there was also the clown face paint.

Arizona had turned serious and looked at Christina.

"You ready Yang? There are kids who needs us to bring them pudding and lollipops. They have been waiting for you all day." Arizona stated calmly.

That's when Christina snapped out of her trance. She needed this heart surgery, like really needed it. She stood still for a few moments, internally debating whether or not it was worth the stupid clown thing.

Christina nodded, after deciding that it couldn't be that bad. After all she had already walked into the hospital and the gossip was already spreading amongst the nurses.

"Awesome." Arizona said with a huge smile, showing off her dimples, as she turned to walk towards the first patients room.

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Christina took a few deep breaths before opening the door to the first patient's room. She slowly turned the handle and walked inside, with Arizona right behind her. But what she saw made her stop dead in her tracks. Instead of one patient or a few patients, the room was filled with all their friends.

"Surprise!" Everyone yelled as Yang stepped into the room.

Arizona leaned up to whisper in Yang's ear.

"Happy birthday." Arizona said as she smiled to herself. Mission accomplished. She thought to herself.

Yang just stood there wide-eyed, covered in clown paint and wearing stupid big shoes.

"You have got to be kidding me! Does this mean I don't get my freaking surgery!" Christina yelled. She was angry, really angry. Had she gone through this just to be embarrassed in front of everyone, without getting her surgery?

"No. The surgery is my birthday present for you." Arizona smiled.

"And the outfit?" Christina asked.

"Oh, well… That was everyone's idea." Arizona said and looked around to see all of their friends giggling.

Christina still didn't look happy at all.

"Well this surprise thing better involve Joe's and a lot of free tequila, I mean A LOT." Christina said. Even though she had just been completely embarrassed she was still a bit touched about all of her friends remembering her birthday.

"Oh, don't worry Yang, it's all covered." Mark said as he smiled at the small woman.

"Good, 'cause I need it now." Christina said as she turned to walk out of the room and towards Joe's.

Arizona stood there watching all of their friends making their way out of the room when Callie walked up to stand next to her.

"I really hate clowns." Callie said.

"Oh you do?" Arizona said with a slight smirk. A smirk that Callie didn't seem to notice as she kept staring right ahead.

"Yeah, they scare me. It's like the horror movies. Scary." Callie responded.

With that Arizona's smirk only grew bigger. She had a plan.

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The surprise party went really well, considering the 'funny-for-everyone-else-than-Christina-beginning'. Christina had gotten totally wasted on tequila and Owen had taken her home with him.

Callie walked into the apartment with Arizona clinging to her back.

"Man those stairs are tough, with that extra load." Callie said as Arizona slipped down from her back.

"You saying I'm fat Calliope?" Arizona questioned, but she kept a smile on her lips.

Callie smiled back and looked Arizona straight in the eyes.

"Never." Callie responded as she dipped her head slightly and kissed the petit blonde.

"Well, I'm gonna go get ready for bed." Arizona said as she turned around and walked towards the bathroom.

"Okay." Callie said as she walked to the bed and lay down under the covers.

It took several minutes before the bathroom door opened. Callie had been slightly worried about the time Arizona had spent in there. But she was relieved when she heard the door slide open.

Then before Callie could turn around Arizona jumped onto the bed, straddling Callie's waist and yelled.

"Waaaahhhh!"

Arizona was painted in the face as a clown, with a red clown nose in the middle of her beautiful face. Callie just laid there, clearly unimpressed by the blonde's attempt to scare her.

When Arizona noticed that her surprise attack hadn't even scared Callie one bit. She let out a loud sigh and looked defeated.

"Oh sweetie, you look cute." Callie said as she smiled at the blonde.

"I thought you were scared of clowns?" Arizona said, still looking very defeated and still sitting on top of Callie.

"Yeah well, you're a cute clown. But I should say this I definitely don't sleep with clowns, that's just disturbing." Callie said, and frowned slightly at the last part.

Arizona just sad there, on top of Callie, completely defeated. She really had hoped to scare Callie just a bit. It would have been so much fun.

"But I do sleep with perky blondes." Callie said. "Or well, a certain perky blonde." Callie smirked.

Arizona's eyes slightly widened and a small smile tugged on her lips.

"So what do you say we get you cleaned up in the shower?" Callie said, as her smirk grew even bigger.

"We?" Arizona responded, a smirk appearing on her lips too.

"I'm hard to scare. I gotta at least reward you for trying." Callie said in a low sexy voice.

Arizona quickly got the hint and jumped off Callie, grabbing her hand and pulling her towards the bathroom. It might not have gone as Arizona had intended it too. But this 'scaring-Calliope-thing' might have turned out well after all.

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Thanks for reading. : )

I had a lot of fun writing this one. The Arizona/Christina scenes are just so hilarious to write. : )