Sorry it took so long...school and family have left me drained,but I hope y'all enjoy!
p.s. I was a little lazy,but i will get the dares I skipped next chapter. I promise.
Disclaimer: Disclaims!
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Wolf: Hello again! nice to see y'all,sorry I was forever late...without further ado Let the show begin!
Wolf: Our first dare is from Cooper101
I dare Shayera to challange batman to a boxing match. I ve always wanted to know who would win. Oh, and the loser has to eat custared mixed with mussy peas, baked beans and cabbage.
Wolf: Me too Cooper,maybe today both of our dreams will come true! *snaps fingers and Batman,Shayera,and me appear in a boxing ring* I'm Ref!
Shayera: What just happened?
Wolf: You two are going to have a boxing match! and the loser has to eat custard mixed with mussy peas,baked beans,and cabbage.
Batman: No
Wolf: Looks like our dreams won't come true *walks slowly away with head low*
Shayera: You know I always wanted to see who would win between us.
Batman: *gets into battle stance*
Wolf: This boxing...not...never mind begin! *pulls up as lawn chair and sips lemonade.*
Wolf: Oh,ouch thats gotta hurt. Throw a right hook!
(20 minutes later)
Wolf: Awesome! and the winner is...Shayera! Sorry Batman,but you got knocked down too many times. TIME FOR THE LOSER FEAST! Now you have to eat all of this.
*shoves a giant soup pot in Batman's hands* Eat up. *snickers*
Batman: I'm not eating this.
Wolf: You signed a contract now.
Batman: *growls and eats food quickly*
Wolf and Shatera: *laughing*
Wolf: Okay now it's time for the next dare! *looks at Batman and Shayera* You two can go now *poofs away to where they were* Okay next dare is from!
Kill kill kill -
I would like to dare... Flash to... poor a bucket of custared on Batman. I'd love to read what batman does.
Wolf: Smiles nice,okay *Flash appears next to me* Hi!
Flash: Hi? I think I took a wrong turn.
Wolf: No ya didn't,anyways you have a dare!
Flash: I should be going cuz-
Wolf: C'mon it's simple! All you have to do is poor that custard on Batman. *hands Flash Custard.* Now go!
Flash: *Takes off and runs past Batman poor the custard on him then runs away*
Batman: *wipes custard from eyes* FLASH!
Wolf: *laughing at Batman*
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Wolf: The next dares are from!
that girl over there -
Here are a few of my favorites:
Batman: I dare you to write a very soulful poem about Wonder Woman.
Zatanna: I dare you to curse Justin Bieber and face the wrath of the fangirls.
Superman: I dare you to use fire breath on Edward Cullen and then face the wrath of the fangirls.
Martian Manhunter: give up Oreos for a month!
Aquaman: douse everyone in water and face their wrath.
Robin (if he's there): make out passionately with your thumb.
Hawkgirl: make out with a picture of Justin Bieber, someone's butt, or something equally disgusting.
That's all I can think of for now!
Wolf:Nice! Okay Batman here's a pen and paper...you have ten minutes!
Batman: *grumbles but does so*
Wolf: While we are waiting on him Zatanna! Curse That evil Justin Gayber!
Zatanna: *curse Gayber*
Justin bieber: Ah my voice,my looks! Now the boys will think I'm ugly!
Wolf: Run Gayfer run!
Fangirls: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
Wolf: He's gay!
Fangirls: *Beat me up*
Wolf: Ow * left eye twitches* Superman...destroy that gay flower loving wanna be vampire Edward cullen!
Superman: *stares at me foir a moment* Are you okay?
Wolf: What does it look like? I just got the crap beat out of me from rabid fangirls.
Superman: Oh
Wolf: Use your fire breath to destroy him!
Superman: I don't have fire breath.
Wolf: You do now go!
Superman: * finds edward *
Edward: Come on little boy I have a basket of flowers.
Little boy: Superman! *hides behind superman*
Superman: *uses fire breath to destroy Edward Cullen*
Wolf: YAY!
Fangirls: NNNOOOOOOOOOO!
Wolf: *hides in anti fangirl bunker*
Superman: *gets beat up by fangirls*
Wolf: *laughs and comes out of hiding* No more oreos for you til next month! *takes Oreos*
J'onn: No Not my Oreos!
Wolf: *puts up mental blocks*
Aquaman: *drenches me in water*
Wolf: What the heck!
Aquaman: *soaks Batman and his poem*
Wolf: *snickers*
Aquaman: *douse green lantern and Flash in water* * then everyone else*
Wolf: *falls over laughing* *gets drenched in water again* Hey!
Aquaman: Chill.
Wolf: I am,but you better hide or something. *sees angry leagueres coming closer.*
Everyone: *beats up Aquaman*
Wolf: *throws glass of water in Green Lantern's face* *runs away fast* AAAAAAHHHHHH! *Gets whacked upside the head* Ow! Next dare is for Robbin...*appears out of nowhere*
Robbin: Where am I?
Wolf: In your condo in Russia.
Robbin: What? Who are you?
Wolf: Dark Kryptonite Wolf...why?
Superman: Why does your name have Kryptonite in it?
Shelbster: Because she's like kryptonite.
Wolf: Not helping...I thought it was cool kay on with the dares!
Shelbster: *whispers something to Superman*
Wolf: *ignores Shelbster* Okay Robbin you have to make out with your thump passionately *swnickers* *Takes out video camera*
Robbin: *making out with thumb*
Wolf: Black mail material!
Shelbster: Cristmas presents?
Wolf: Oh yeah! Hey Shayera join Robbin,but instead of your thumb make out with this *hands her picture of cursed Justin Gayber.*
Shayera: *making out with photo*
Shelbster: This was the best idea ever Kryptonia.
Wolf: That's not even my name! And what did you say to him?
Shelbster: Wouldn't you like to know.
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Wolf: next set of dares are from! ...Persiana13
Here's a few;
Cheetah; sniff Catnip. Do I really have to go into what would happen next?
Flash or Booster Gold; joy ride in the Batmobile.
Superman; tell Supergirl you burned all her Twilight memorbilia.
Supergirl; Start a Twilight fan club and make the male Leage members,
especially Superman, attend.
Flash; change the filling in Oreo cookies to mint-flavored tooth paste and give them to J'onn.
Darkseid; use Omega Beams to cook food, or deliver Pizza.
Luthor; walk around dressed like Superman, proclaiming something about alien experiments and probing.
I'll let you know if I have any more ideas. Also, can this not be limited to the Justice League. I definitely see the Titans in on this.
Wolf: Nice! *teleports catnip to cheetah in prison*
Prisonmates: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wolf: Flash...take a ride in the Batmobile.
Flash: Batman didn't say I could.
Wolf: He said you've been good lately and you can take a ride...just don't crash.
Flash: Alright! *starts up Batmobile and drives out*
Wolf: Wow...I should have brought my '72 challenger and raced,oh well. Hey supes! Come here!
Shelbster: Aww.
Wolf: Shut up!
Shelbster: Make me!
Wolf: I will *puts duck tape over Shelbster's mouth.* Ha! Okay Now you! Tell Supergirl you burnt everything she had of Twilight.
Superman: Kara...
Supergirl: Yes Clark?
Superman: I burnt all of you Twilight memorbillia.
Supergirl: YOU WHAT!
Wolf: Run Superman run!
(10 minutes later)
Supergirl: Where did he go?
Wolf: I don't know...hey Why don't you start a club and make all the male leaguers come or else?
Supergirl: Okay.
(later)
Supergirl: Okay this is my Twilight club and all of you are members which mean you all have to attend.
Wolf: Hi I'm Bob.
Shelbster: No your Kryptonia.
Wolf: Will you cut that out!
Shelbster: No *smirks*
Wolf: *glares*
Supergirl: Okay I will start. Isn't Edward dreamy...
Wolf: No!
Supergirl: And Jacob is hot!
Wolf: No there are just two-
Shelbster: Yeah but Edward is better than Jacob.
Supergirl: Jacob can kick Edwards butt.
Wolf: No he can't.
Shelbster: See even Krytonia agrees.
Wolf: Thats not my name!
Shelbster: Hey Lantern isn't Jacob gay.
Green Lantern: Uh? I gotta go. *runs out*
(the rest leave but Superman)
Shelbster: Hey supes Who is better? Edward or Jacob?
Superman: Uh...Edward?
Shelbster: Ha! he agrees with me! So take that!
Wolf: Only ten more minutes til the meeting ends. *sneaks out* FREEDOM! Hey Flash take this toothpaste and change the filling of these Oreos with the toothpaste,then give it to J'onn.
Flash: *does so then hands them to J'onn*
J'onn: *eats one* *spits it out* What kind of Oreos are these?
Wolf: Mint flavored.
Wolf: *calls Darksied* Hey Darksied cook all your food in your freezer using your omegabeam,then deliver it to a random earth person in a giant pizza box.
Darksied: *Rings door bell*
Person: Hello?
Darksied: Pizza Delivery
Person: Thanks! *takes box and slams door shut* *opens box* What is this?
Wolf: Nice pizza,but I wouldn't eat it to save my life though. *turns on TV*
Luthor: *dressed up as Superman*
Wolf: Has he lost his mind?
Luthor: The aliens will prob you and experiment with your dog!
Wolf: Lunatic. *turns off TV* *yawns* Good night everyone!
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Shelbster: Please review and send in your dares! You can also dare Wolf. Have fun and I want to see some evil dares for my friend Wolf. Because I'm evil!
Bwhhahahahahahahahahaha! *disappears*