A/N : Long time no update. Sorry. I'm having a high inability to write. Blame real life. -_- And my stories are getting even stupider than before. So I'm really sorry if I disappoint you.. Well, here ya go.
Warning? Real heavy Orihime bashing. I hate her.
"Let's be lovers, Kuro- I mean, Ichigo." Uryuu blushed and looked away from Ichigo's face.
"Really? Are you sure about this?" Ichigo's eyes beamed and his grin grew bigger.
"Ku- Ichigo! Did you hear what I just said?" Uryuu pushed Ichigo away and sat on the edge of the bed.
"So that means I can touch you, hug you and kiss you whenever I want?"
"Ichigo! Cut it out!" Ichigo just laughed and hugged Uryuu like he had never hugged anyone before. Suddenly the door slammed open and a worried Orihime walked in. Ichigo quickly let Uryuu go and backed away.
'Bitch.' They both thought in their minds. Ichigo grabbed the pillow and covered his lap yet again.
"Kurosaki-kun! Are you okay? I ran here as soon as I can after telling the teacher that I'm going to the toilet… You know, so she won't get suspicious or anything." Orihime hurried to Ichigo's side and put her hand on his forehead. "No fever or anything, right?"
"I'm fine, Inoue. I'm just tired and fell asleep in class. I'll be back after the first break." Ichigo answered with a bored tone. He scratched his head and stared out the window.
"Oh goodness, that's great then. I should be going now, thank you for helping him out, Ishida-kun!" Then she disappeared out of the infirmary.
"Stupid bitch." They said in unison. The stared at each other and broke into a laugh.
"I swear! My dick wilted when she came in! Shoot, she just ruined our moment, Uryuu." Ichigo said while laughing. Uryuu just giggled at the statement and wiped a tear off his eyes.
"I'm not supposed to say this, but I really hate her. Sure, she's helpful in our battles, but I can't stand her most of the times! I thought you like her, Ichigo."
"Hah, I did care about her. But now I've found someone else I care about more anyways. Besides she's super whiny. I can't believe I risked my life for her so many times…" Ichigo pulled Uryuu into a hug and breathed in his scent. "I care more about you, Uryuu."
"Ichigo, how can you say that so easily?" Uryuu stayed still, not comfortable just yet to return the hug.
"It's not easy. Well, uhh, it is for me… But I guess it's because of my personality. I just say whatever's on my mind." Ichigo shrugged and cuddled Uryuu closer.
"I can't be like you. I can't say those things easily."
"I don't expect you to do it. I already feel super lucky to be able to hug you and don't have an arrow sticking to my chest." Uryuu hesitantly moved his arm and laid it on Ichigo's chest.
"O..Okay then… Let's just see how things go, ok? We're not completely in terms with our feelings yet, right? So let's just see how everything will turn out…" Ichigo smiled and held Uryuu's hand. They cuddled there and enjoyed each other's company.
"I!Chi!Go!" Kon jumped towards Ichigo's smitten face, but he bashed him aside and flopped on his bed.
"Oww oww oww owwie, Ichigo. What the hell is wrong with you? How dare you toss me, the super sexy Kon, aside!" Kon trotted and climbed on to the desk.
"Bugger off, Kon…" Ichigo's face grew serious for a while, then he chuckled.
"What's the matter with you, Ichigo? Possessed or something? Isn't that a little bit pathetic for a Shinigami? I mean come on, a shinigami, possessed? Ha! That's ridiculous."
"Kon, stop blabbering. I'm not possessed okay!"
"So why are you smiling like that? It's creeping me out, Ichigo. Oh! I know! I bet you just did something with Orihime, right? Right? Oh her and her wonderful busty chest. How I want to cuddle it…" Kon's face grew dreamy and his head wandered to his own boobie-land.
"Yuck, fuck no, Kon. I don't think of her that way." Ichigo made a face and scowled.
"Then what happened to you?"
"I'm just happy, okay? Gosh, is it that wrong to be happy once in a while…" Kon sneered and thought for a bit.
"YOU GOT YOURSELF A GIRLFRIEND! Who is it? Tatsuki? Rukia? Not Rangiku-san right?"
"He's much better than all of them…"
"Oh okay then who is- IT'S A HE? Who, Ichigo… WHO TURNED YOU GAY!" Kon jumped on top of Ichigo's chest and pulled his hair. But Ichigo just grinned and stare into space.
"Ishida. Uryuu Ishida." Ichigo grinned. He felt like a girl but he honestly didn't care. He didn't even know why he was so happy.
"Ichigo. Are you crazy? HE TURNED YOU HOMO!" Kon slapped Ichigo's face and pinched his nose. Payback, Ichigo grabbed Kon's head and squished it.
"How dare you squish my beautiful head? HOW DARE YOU? YOU HOMO KID. How could you betray our Busty Chest Fan Club?"
"There's no such thing as that! I don't care what you say, Kon. But if you spread the word, I'm gonna make sure you don't have a body. Or maybe, I'll put you into an extremely girly doll." Ichigo snarled at the plush lion and Kon struggled his way to the edge of the bed.
"Dating another man, Uryuu to be exact… At least you're not dating some weird kid. I'll approve of your relationship, young man. Ah, the pleasure of youth…" Kon folded his squishy arms and nodded his head, acting like a wise grown man.
"Really? Ichigo, you're dating Uryuu?" Rukia in her shinigami form suddenly popped up. She entered from the window and grinned. "Wow, that's surprising. So that's what all those 'rivalry' all about."
"Rukia! What are you doing here?" Ichigo sat up and panicked. He didn't want anybody to know about his relationship with the Quincy this early. Well, counting out Kon, that is.
"I left my Chappy notebook here. I'm glad I decided to get it today even though it's troubling. So… Spill it Ichigo!"
Ichigo sighed and told her all of the important parts, just so that he wouldn't be punched by the female shinigami. Rukia seemed very interested in it and listened intently.
"Aww! That's so sweet of you to get together! Too bad you don't want to tell people about this… Imagine their happy faces…" Rukia sighed dreamily.
"Are you crazy? Imagine their disgusted and enraged faces! We're talking about me dating a guy, Rukia. I just wanna enjoy my time with him, nobody needs to know." Ichigo's cell phone rang and Rukia smirked at the sight of Ichigo grinning.
"Kon, let's go out for a while. Give him some privacy." Kon jumped onto Rukia's shoulder and they both left.
"Hello, Ichigo?" The voice from the other line said.
"Hey, Uryuu. What's up?" Ichigo laid on his bed and watched the sun that was slowly setting.
"Umm, no, nothing's up. I'm just wondering… Do you want to meet up at the park?" Uryuu was nervous, he never initiated things like this.
"The park? Sure, I guess. Tomorrow?"
"No, now. I want to see you. If you don't want to it's okay…"
"No! I'll go. So I guess I'll see you there, okay?" Ichigo wanted to see his new lover too. They weren't able to talk much today because of the awkwardness and probably shyness.
"Okay. See you soon." Uryuu hung up and Ichigo jumped. Literally jumped. Then he changed his clothes into a simple dark blue shirt and jeans, grabbed his hoodie and informed the family that he was going out to meet a friend.
When Ichigo got there, panting because he ran all the way to the park, Uryuu was sitting on the swing with his eyes closed. Ichigo sneaked up behind him and gently hugged him.
"Hey, Ichigo. Don't sneak up on me like that."
"Sorry." Ichigo planted a kiss on Uryuu's forehead and sat on the other swing. "What's the matter?"
"Nothing… I just want to talk for a bit." They both fell silent for a while. "You know, I've never dated anyone." Uryuu kicked the ground and started to swing back and forth.
"Oh. Well, I hope I'll suffice to be a good first lover. Even though the first one usually ends in a chaotic way…" Ichigo examined Uryuu's movement, his head filled with questions.
"Yeah, I hope so. And that kiss back at the infirmary… obviously my first. And I just lost it to a man." Uryuu's voice was perfectly flat and that made Ichigo confused even more.
"Are you regretting this?" Ichigo frowned, a little bit hurt on the inside.
"No! Gosh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, Ichigo. It's just still unbelievable, you know?" Uryuu glanced nervously at Ichigo and giggled a bit. "Unbelievable…"
"Yeah I guess so." Ichigo smiled. He was too happy to be confused about the fact that he's dating a guy.
"So uhm… I just wanted to give you some notes about math. Sorry for calling you out here." Uryuu reached into his bag and gave Ichigo a navy book.
"Thanks. And it's okay, I'm glad I can see you." The both stood up and dusted their clothes. The cold wind blew and Uryuu, who's only in his ¾ sleeves shirt shivered. "Are you cold?"
"Nah, it's okay. I should go back before it gets colder."
"Here, use this." Ichigo took off his hoodie and covered Uryuu with it. "You can return it whenever you want. Or just keep it, it's okay." Uryuu blushed and hugged the soft fabric.
"Thanks… Well, see you tomorrow." Uryuu glanced at Ichigo, and Ichigo just laughed.
"See you and take care. I'll call you later." Ichigo leaned closer and kissed Uryuu's plump, pale lips. Unconsciously Uryuu grinned into the smile and kissed back. No tongue involved, just a sweet little kiss. They part and Uryuu turned around and made his way home, leaving a cold but happy Ichigo.
A/N : ... Crappy -_-
Kon : Ooh! The Mighty Kon just made his first appearance!
Rukia : And I actually got a chance to say hi in this convo!
Ichigo : Of course! You're our friend, Rukia.
Orihime : What about me? :D
Uryuu : Get the hell away from here.
Orihime : But why? D:
Ichigo & Uryuu : We hate you.
Orihime : But, Kurosaki-kun... I love you D:
Ichigo : I love Uryuu. *makes out with Uryuu*
Orihime : *cries and run away*
Uryuu : That's mean, Ichigo. I like it *smirk*
Ichigo : I love you, baby. *caress cheek*
Uryuu : Don't call me baby.
Kon & Rukia : *laughs* How stupid of him to call Uryuu baby.