Call Me Bitter gave two: Constipation and Figs. I'm combining them. AHH! And Toilet paper... And doughnuts
I would really appreciate suggestions. Suggestions= Cookies.
"Max!" Gazzy whined from the bathroom. He had been there for the past hour.
"What!"She called from where Iggy was attempting to teach her how to boil water. Key word: Attempting.
"I need your help!"
She sighed and went to the bathroom. She assumed he needed toilet paper so she grabbed a roll from the hall closet.
"I have toilet paper."
"Don't need. Toilet. Paper." At this point, he sounded like Edward Cullen (AN Sorry for any of you that actually like Twilight)
"What do you need?"
"Fiber!" I threw the toilet paper down! He didn't need toilet paper! What the hell!
"Toilet paper has fiber!"
"No. Need fibery stuffs."
Max groaned and stalked off.
Gazzy sensed, with his mighty Gazzy powers, that Max left him! Curse that scoundrel!
"FANNNNNNG!" Gazzy whined.
Fang stood from his emo corner and walked to the bathroom.
"What?" He asked in that badass way of his.
"I need fiber!"
"There's toilet paper right here..."
"I don't need toilet paper!"
"Oh." Fang sighed. He put his hand in his pocket and pulled out...
A FIG!
"Gazzy, wanna fig?"
"No!" Gazzy cried. "That's what caused it all!"
Fang groaned, threw the fig on the ground and walked off.
"Iggy!" Gazzy called.
Unfortunately, Iggy was off being blind somewhere.
"NUDGE!"
"What! What! Oh! Gazzy! Why are you in the bathroom? Oh! A fig. Why is this fig out here? Gazzy do you want a fig?"
"No! NEED FIBER!"
Nudge sighed. "There's some toilet paper out here?"
"!"
"I have a doughnut. I don't want it because it smells funny."
"YES! GIVE IT TO ME!" Gazzy opened the door and grabbed the doughnut.
"YES! I AM NO LONGER CONSTIPATED!"
"Yay!" The other Flock members did a random dance.
"Oh!" Gazzy exclaimed. "A fig!"
"NOOOO!" Angel yelled, grabbing for the fig. She missed it, and Gazzy at the fig.
Rarw.
R&R suggest