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A/N- A great thank you to all my readers and reviewers......I believe we left off with The most honorable Lady Glinda.

A very old, yet still beautiful woman glided towards the building, where Boq and Fiyero were watching. She was contained by a shimmering bubble of light. Below her, gasping for air as they struggled to keep up with the bubble were two guards.

Once the bubble had reached the ground in front of the building, the guards arranged themselves on opposite sides of the bubble, while one huffed as he announced, "Presenting.................... the....... arrival.............of Lady........Glinda........the........good.....witch......of-"

"JUST FINISH!" The old lady griped. It was too late, both guards had passed out from exhaustion.. Boq ran forward, clanking as he went, but just before he reached the door, a emerald green hand snatched Glinda the Good out from her bubble.

There was a few seconds of silent realization before Glinda caught on and released a high pitched squeal. Fiyero gave Boq a look that said I guess your never too old to squeal when it comes to Glinda. They returned their gazes to the sound coming from the corner which was now Glinda talking about one hundred miles per hour, her tones changing like the colors on a chameleon. Happy, sad, angry, confused, and many more. A low murmur interrupted Glinda, which could only be Elphaba's voice. You could tell she was explaining something, because you could see her green finger tips moving as she spoke.

After what seemed like and eternity, Glinda and Elphaba entered the foyer arm in arm as they did when they were younger.

Silence fell upon the group. Until, as usual, Glinda spoke first. "Do I know you?" She asked the scarecrow.

"Uuuh, yeah," Fiyero replied.

"I thought so but I can't figure out where," she said.

"Oh well, life's more painless for the brainless-AAAAH!" Glinda, who wasn't far from the scarecrow to begin with had launched herself upon Fiyero, who was now cowering for fear of being flattened.

"Oh Fiyero where have you......oh my sweet oz, a bubble machine!" Glinda screamed excitedly as she began her journey to the other side of the room. Fiyero gasped in relief and looked at Elphaba who shrugged. Meanwhile Boq was staring dreamily at Glinda who hadn't mad very much progress at all in her trek across the room.

"Some things never change," Elphaba mused. Two young waiters dressed in emerald velvet uniforms entered the room to announce,

"Lunch is served." A parade of fine entres, h'orderves, appetizers, and desserts entered the room carried by munchkins dressed in the same attire as the other waiters.

" That is soooooo wrong," Boq complained. While the scarecrow looked wistfully at the food, longing for the taste, one of the waiters offered apple strudel to him and Elphaba. Greedily, Elphaba snatched four or five pieces off of the platter.

"No thanks," Fiyero replied, "I'm stuffed."

At that Elphaba smacked him on the arm and said between chews, "That is not funny!"

"You don't think anything is funny any more," Fiyero wined.

Elphaba gave him a funny look and said, "Only because you've used the same jokes the past forty or fifty years. They were never funny anyway." Almost hurt, Fiyero scanned the room for something that would help him occupy himself, only find a stereo. He stumbled over to the box which he plugged in the microphone. Much to his delight he found that it worked and gave a shout of delight. This short yell alerted Elphaba who looked up and screamed, "Not the karaoke machine!"

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