"Fuck to the no! He's mine! How the hell can you guys be dating!?!?!"

Sasuke interrupts my questions for the fourth time. I just ignore him and repeat my question.

"So Sasuke… whats your favorite anime?"

"Ugh. Gravi- I mean… er… Death Note."

"Uh-huh." I smirk, scratching down gravitation as the answer.

"What the hells up with these questions anyways?! Jeez, how can you be such a dobe!"

'Kami-sama is this guy pissing me off'

"Orochimaru-Sensei said we could make up our own questions, asshat!"

"Only Naruto would think of such stupid questions."

"Augh! I hate you so much, Sasuke!"

"That's not what you were saying last night…" Sasuke smirks.

I grab a pillow and smack him hard in the face, knocking him off the bed.

"That was months ago! And I was drunk!!!"

I turn to see Gaara walking out of the room, leaving a frightened looking Hinata-chan sitting on the farthest corner of the bed.

I get up to follow Gaara-kun, cursing under my breath.

'That fucking Sasuke-teme has to go and ruin everything. I bet Gaara thinks I'm a big slut now!'

'Well, you are.'

'STFU Kyuubi! I was drunk!'

I walk into the next room to find Gaara sitting in front of a computer, I pull up the chair next to him, and sit down.

"Uh… Gaara-kun, it's not like how you think…"

I start to explain, when the sound of a man moaning makes me jump.

I look up to the computer screen to see two naked men in a very strange position.

"Ga-Gaara?!"

"So… you two did this?"

"Umm… yeah… but…"

"I see…"

He just stares at the computer screen for a minute before closing the tab and returning to the next room, leaving me sitting there in shock.

'What the hell was that…?!'

I sit there for a second before walking into the next room to find Gaara, yet again, holding the Uchiha up by his neck.

"I told you to get out."

"What the fuck, you freak?! We have a project to work on?!"

"Get out."

"Gaara! What the fuck?!" I run into the room, grabbing his shoulder.

He just looks at me, then to Sasuke as if noticing the boy at the end of his arm for the first time. He just drops him and walks to his bed, sitting down.

Sasuke stays on the floor for a second, coughing, then gets up, and starts walking towards the bed.

"Sasuke! Can you just leave!? We'll work on this tomorrow! Please!"

Said boy just glares before exiting the room.

I just stand there, staring at Gaara, when a sudden "eep" breaks the silence.

"Oh, um, Hinata-chan… Maybe we can continue this some other time…?"

She just nods, grabs her bag, and rushes out the room.

The horrible silence ensues. I stand there watching Gaara awkwardly, not knowing what to do.

Said boy finaly breaks the silence.

"So… whats ramen?"