"Take off your pants."

"Ehhhhh?!?!" I jump back, and start inching my way towards the door as Sasuke starts slinking his way towards me with the most suggestive of looks on his face.

"Naruto-chan…" he reaches his hand out towards my cheek, lightly brushing my skin with the tips of his fingers as I feel a blush start to creep up my neck.

I jump again, this time so far that I'm now halfway out the door; reacting to his touch like I had been burned.

"Sasuke-teme! What the fuck are you doing in here?! And why arent you wearing any pants?!?!"

"Dobe, I came to switch pants… remember, your still wearing mine?"

"Oh… er.. okay. Well I'll go change then. Serriously Sasuke-kun, your such a weirdo… breaking into my appartment and such…" I grumble, making my way to my bedroom to go change.

I start removing the tight, itchy black pants when I suddenly feel hands on my waste, I quickly turn, finding myself face to face yet again with the half naked Uchiha.

"SASUKE! Get out!! I'm trying to change!!!"

His hands reach for my waist again and I smack them away, my face turning bright red for the millionth time today.

"Aww… my little usuratonkachi, I'm just trying to help you get out of those pants…"

"Well, I can do it myself, baka!"

"But I don't mind helping, naru-chan…" Sasuke reaches for my pants again, this time quickly tugging them down to expose my orange kitsune underwear. I gasp and move out of his reach, trying my best to cover myself up but am too flustered to get my pants back up.

"Little foxes… how kawaii" he smirks, reaching his hand to my face, tilting my beet red face up towards his as he leans in for a kiss.

"NO!" I shove him as hard as possible before running out the door, my pants still around my ankles I turn the corner making my way towards Iruka-sensai's house; not ready to go back to my appartment for fear that that crazy Uchiha would still be there.

'How did things end up getting so fucking weird…'

'Why did you turn him down? You know you wanted that hot piece of ass…'

'Ugh! No way! Gaara-kuns the only one I want. Besides… haha… tighty whiteys are SO not sexy…'

I finally arrive at Iruka's place, putting an end to my mental conversation for now I ring the doorbell.

'Ding dong'

I wait a few minutes before ringing it again.

'Ding dong'

"Jeez, Iruka. You better be home…" I mutter to myself just as the door swings open and I am greeted with the site of none other than my chemisty teacher in nothing but his undergarments.

"EHHH?!? Kakashi-sensai?!?!"

'At least he's wearing boxers…'

'Damn.'

'Shut up, Kyuubi. Not the time for this!'

"Hey Naruto-kun, can I help you with something?"

I just stare for a minute confused as to why Kakashi would be at Iruka's home. In the middle of the night. In his underwear.

"Kakashiiii-baaaby, whats taking you so long? Come back to bed…."

My face turns to brightest shade of red ever as I realize why Kakashi was here; and what had taken him so long to answer the door.

"Iruka-chan, someones here to see you"

Iruka's frame suddenly appears behind the slightly larger teacher, wrapped only in a blanket, with a lazy smile on his face- untill he registers the fact that his visitor is me.

"Na-Naruto?!" He gasps, covering as much of himself with the blanket as possible, the blush on his face riveling my own.

"Uh… hey. Sorry for inturupting your… yeah…. But um, do you think theres any way I could maybe stay in my old room for the night?"

"Uh, of course Naruto! Is anything wrong…. Do you need to talk about anything?"

"No… I'm okay." I turn to him and smirk "I'll let you two get back to your bedroom now…"

I walk past them with a wicked smile on my face as Iruka just stares at me in silent horror and Kakashi tries to usher him back towards the bedroom.

"Thanks, Naruto-kun. Goodnight."