I Don't Own Haruhi!
Chapter 1
I Just Joined the Brigade(Not By Force)!
So you guys want to know how my sister was forced to join the SOS Dan.
One word came out of Haruhi's mouth: Mo~e
As Haruhi explained to Kyon about my Sister's "Mo~e Aspects".I had to stand up for myself.
After Haruhi finished explaining, I said to Haruhi " Aren't you forgetting something? I have 'Mo~e Aspects' too!"
Haruhi replied "Sono? You too?"
Kyon had to face palm For me.
I said to Haruhi "Yeah, and that's my sister."
That's when she put her hands on my sisters chest.
*boing!*
My sister let out a moan.
I thought to myself 'Haruhi admires my sister's knockers,but can she admire mine's?'
After Haruhi let go of my sister's chest, I felt a *boing* on my own chest.
I said to Haruhi "Haruhi! You're embarrassing me a bit."
After she let go of my chest,Haruhi asked Kyon " Wanna touch them?"
I had no choice but to face palm for myself.
But that wasn't the only thing.
When the SOS Dan invaded the Computer Club I Had to help Haruhi blackmail The Computer Club.
The President's Hand,By force from Haruhi, Touched one of my sister's melons and *Boing!*
The whole club gasped!
Kyon said "What's This?"
My sister shouted out loud.
Haruhi takes a picture of that scene.
then I thought to myself 'Haruhi is gonna say "Ok One More shot!"'
I Was right.
Haruhi kept taking Pictures and TCCP Knew that this was blackmail.
But I Will never forget the words Haruhi Said To them making them Surrender.
"Then I'll tell everyone in school that all you geeks ganged up on her and [bleep]ed her!"
They Were shocked to Haruhi's words and Then TCCP Surrendered one Computer To Us. But I had some Things in mind for them.
After They Gave us Internet Access I Said To TCCP "Now someone's a jerk and that's you."
TCC: 0
SOS: 1
Sono: One Memory Takes Me into Laughter.
Rickey: Please Review it and Please Don't Flame Me!