FMA Truth or Dare Chapter 2
HI! This is chapter 2! Today, we're gonna have some guest stars! We have my sister, Shadou-Okami Teishu!
Shadou-Okami: WHAT! I didn't ask for this!
Sakura Yuki Hime: …. OH WELL!
Shadou-Okami: You're mean! And to think you're my little sister!
Sakura Yuki Hime: But you get to wear Ed's coat… the one you won in Poker!
Shadou-Okami: You were saying.
Sakura Yuki Hime: Yay! This chapter we have Envy, Wrath (2003), and Maes Hughes!
Envy: Why didn't you put me in the first chapter…..?
Sakura Yuki Hime: Cause you get too emotional!
Envy: That's not true… (Sniffle, sniffle)
Sakura Yuki Hime: You see! GOSHNESS!
Wrath: Envy, Envy, Envy. Man up already!
Envy: I can't! (Cries)
Maes Hughes: Look at my daughter! Isn't she so adorable?
Sakura Yuki Hime: OK! Now, let's start the game!
Winry: Let's start with Ed, again.
Ed: You guys like to pick on me, don't you?
Sakura Yuki Hime: Yes. Now go.
Winry: Truth or Dare?
Ed: Dare!
Winry: I dare you to run into a pack of screaming fangirls!
Ed: …
Shadou-Okami: GET EM!
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(Runs)
(Shadou-Okami runs after Ed)
Sakura Yuki Hime: Ok… They won't be back for a while.
Winry: He's gonna die.
Wrath: You got that right.
Hughes: Look at my daughter! SO CUTE!
Envy: Can we get on with the game….. (Stops sniffling)
Winry: Al, it's your turn.
Al: Ohhh. Not again.
Winry: Truth or Dare.
Al: Dare!
Winry: I dare you to… hit Ed with a wrench!
Al: But, wouldn't Brother get hurt?
Winry: He'll be fine!
Ed gets back from the chasing of the fangirls.
Ed: WHAT?
Winry: That's right! And make it the biggest wrench I got!
Ed: NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT "THE SHOT"!
Winry: You can handle it!
Al hits Ed with a "The Shot" and Ed goes unconscious.
Al: SORRY BROTHER! I'M SO SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! PLEASE!
Winry: Don't worry. If he doesn't forgive you, I'll set him straight!
Al thought of all the torture that Winry could come up with and wouldn't dare to even yell them out.
Winry: OK! Let's keep going!
Sakura Yuki Hime: Ok….
Envy: I'm scared!
Hughes: I love my daughter! SHE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTEE!
Sakura Yuki Hime: Hughes, maybe you should go spend time with your daughter.
Hughes: OK! BYE!
Everyone: BYE!
Envy: He was starting to get annoying! My daughter this, my daughter that, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! I DON'T CARE!
Havoc: Says the guy who cried when the author called him emotional…
Envy: SHUT UP!
Winry: You gotta admit, it did get kinda annoying.
Sakura Yuki Hime: Can we move on? (Holding Kish)
Envy: Where did he come from?
Sakura Yuki Hime: He was always here.
Winry: Really?
Sakura Yuki Hime: Yeah…
Shadou-Okami comes back from the fan girl meeting that she randomly announced after Ed ran away.
Shadou-Okami: WOW! I'm tired! Oh, hi Kish!
Kish: Hi!
Shadou-Okami: Wait! Envy, Kish, stand next to each other.
Envy and Kish: Ok…..
Envy and Kish stand next to each other as they were told.
Shadou-Okami: LOOK! They're twins!
Envy and Kish look at each other and didn't see it.
Kish: I'm not his twin. I'm loved by the author more than Envy is.
Shadou-Okami: Ouch.
Envy: No….. She loves ME more!
Envy was starting to cry and they both were starting to get competitive.
Kish: NO! SHE LOVES ME!
Envy: NO! SHE LOVES ME!
Author: Oh no!
Envy and Kish started to grab one of the author's arms and started to pull.
Envy: She's mine!
Kish: NO! She's mine!
Sakura Yuki Hime: I'm not the last slice of pizza guys!
Shadou-Okami grabs two guns and pointed it at both Kish and Envy.
Shadou-Okami: Ok. If one of you rip her arms off, you're gonna get it.
Both envy and Kish let go of Sakura Yuki Himes arms and Kish pulls her towards him.
Winry: Ok. Can we move on?
Shadou- Okami: Yes, yes we can.
Sakura Yuki Hime: Ok we can move on.
Hughes: LOOK AT MY DAUGHTER!
(Long pause)
Winry: I thought we told you to go home. (Calmly)
Hughes: I forgot my paper work…
Kish: Ok, go and get it. (Calmly)
Hughes: Ok!
Maes Hughes went and got his paperwork and went home.
Hughes: Bye!
Everybody: BYE!
Sakura Yuki Hime: Ok….
Wrath: Whatever….
Shadou- Okami: PONYO!
Sakura Yuki Hime: Ponyo? Really?
Winry: What does that have to do with anything?
Shadou- Okami: She's right there…
Ponyo: HI!
Everybody: Hi…
Ponyo: I WANT HAM!
Sakura Yuki Hime: OK!
Sakura Yuki Hime gives Ponyo the ham and lets her eat.
Ponyo: Thank you!
Kish: That was weird.
Shadou- Okami: Ponyo, Ponyo is a tiny little fish; she's a little fish from the deep blue sea. Ponyo, Ponyo is a tiny little girl; she's a little girl with a round tummy!
Ed: PONYO!
Winry: ED!
Ed: What?
Winry: Really?
Al: Brother's gone crazy!
Ponyo: I WANT HAM!
Sakura Yuki Hime: (Over all the noise, singing, music, crying, and screaming.) OK! SINCE THIS IS GOING NOWHERE AND IS GETTING CRAZY…
(Random chicken runs across)
(Kish runs after it)
Kish: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!COME HERE CHICKEN!
Envy: I'M NOT A GENDER CONFUSED PALM TREE! (Crying in a corner.)
Sakura Yuki Hime: NO YOU'RE NOT, ENVY! BYE! OH, AND NOW I'M TAKING REQUEST 'CAUSE CHAPTER 3 IS THE LAST CHAPTER! BYE!
Ex. Al Truth (Put truth here)