"He is such a lucky guy. I mean, come on, how often does something like that really happen?"
After JD said that he went into dreamland.
Turk, Carla and Elliot waited for him to get back to reality.
"We would be swimming in paper." JD smiled stupidly and came back to his earlier thought.
"She could have asked me, I'm completely unattached at the moment. Perhaps she gives me a chance. Elliot, will you introduce me? It's unfair, Dr Cox already has this booty call thing with Jordan. He doesn't need a second thing."
Elliot felt her blood pressure rise. She didn't need the reminder of Jordan.
"I won't talk to her about you. First of all, you are totally not her type, sorry. And secondly, she asked him because they already had sex together and she wants more of what she got yesterday." She didn't mention the fact that she wouldn't have anything against an encore herself. It surprised her that she had loved being controlled by him. And to have all that concentrated restless energy focussed on her.
JD and Turk looked like deer's in the headlight. "What?"
Carla answered. "Didn't you hear a thing of what Heather said? They met yesterday. She just didn't know his name."
Carla shook her head in wonder at the communication and listening skills of men.
"Oh. OH." came from JD once he realised exactly what that meant.
Turk decimated his burger. "There must be something wrong with her. No sane woman would go after Cox."
Carla felt the need to disregard her boyfriend in this idea. First of all, she and Perry were friends and it was her job to defend him, secondly that just wasn't the case. He wasn't the type that spoke of all his conquests but there had been more than enough. Carla and Perry even tried the dating thing, it didn't work but not because she didn't want it to work.
"There are enough woman in the hospital who would say otherwise, Turk. Hell, if I was single I would go for him."
She wouldn't because she already knew they wouldn't work but Turk's reaction was worth the little lie. He stopped what he was doing and jealously focussed her in horror and shock.
JD went off to LaLa-land. "He has a very nice body. He would look really good in leather…"
That got him the attention of his 3 friends.
"I didn't need to know that." was Elliot's reaction to that comment. Perhaps she didn't need to be jealous of Heather but of JD. His crush on his mentor was a bit more extreme than they had expected.
Turk gestured to his last help at the table. "Elliot, you understand, don't you?"
They were interrupted when a fight started at the chow line about the last pudding. It seemed like the janitor was winning.
Elliot drank her coffee and didn't say anything.
They forgot what they had discussed before and the question Elliot didn't answer.
She was lucky this time.