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I'm EXTREMELY sorry for the late update, folks. I was too addicted with my new pen tablet orz
I'm planning to make a doujinshi of this fic… maybe. Encouragements please?
A little(?) 10069. Some people just don't like this pair, I know. So I warn you. Don't worry it's just going to be crack.
If I do own them, I would've made the Primo's Family Character Song album by the Primo gang's first debut in the anime.
Millefiore Dungeon
"oya oya, it looks like we're in trouble"
"We ARE in trouble, pineapple-head sir. I-WE need to get out of here!"
After they were captured, they were placed in two different cells next to each other, so they could communicate with each other.
"Well I'm bored! Just when I thought I was free from my duty and boredom!" Mukuro sighed and frowned slightly
"…come to think of it, who is Tsunayoshi to you?" Giotto started their conversation.
"Me? I'm his father!"
"WHAT! You… don't resemble each other at all!"
"Are you calling me a fake, kid?"
"I'm 18 and I'm no kid. I- I mean you look like a… *cough* pineapple"
"Oh the awesome fruit! Where did the white thing hide my bag of pineapples!"
"…"
Mukuro sighed again. "I should've brought my trident out here" He murmured.
"uuh… Well, since you are his father then… will you allow him to marry me?"
At this, you can imagine a huge thunder background at Mukuro's back.
"WHAT! ABSOLUTELY NO! I just can't let my Tsunayoshi marry a kid who can be captured this easily!"
"Well! Look who's talking! You're his father and you are captured along with me too!"
"…"
"…"
"This is pointless. We shouldn't waste our oxygen here." Mukuro sighed, for the third time.
This time Giotto sighed too. "…agreed. Just think how we can get outta here"
"We must rescue father! He didn't bring his trident with him!" Chrome panicked.
"Chrome, calm down" Kyoko comforted
"Yeah, if you don't calm down, we can't arrange plans to rescue father!" Haru added
"U-un…"Chrome nodded, inhaled and exhaled, then managed to calm herself.
"Well, we'll have to tell the King here about his son being kidnapped first. So we're going to the Vongola castle." Reborn stated
The others just looked at him, and nodded. Reborn smiled, and led them to the direction.
"Do you even know who the king is, Reborn?" Tsuna asked
"King Daemon, not demon."
"WHAT! DEMON! EXTREME!"
"I thought I told you it's Daemon, not demon, you moron."
"Ahaha! Is that another fun guy?"
"Be serious when your (herbivore) father is kidnapped, idiots." Gokudera and Hibari threatened Yamamoto who was grinning like an idiot. Well, he IS an idiot.
"Isn't that supposed to be FATHERnapped?" Another blonde grinning idiot joined in
"I wonder, does that word even have any meaning at all?" Yamamoto added
Hibari and Gokudera couldn't choose whether to be angry or to laugh. If it wasn't for their pride, they would have laughed until they cry, but no. Just before the angry duo slam the other two, Reborn entered the conversation
"We are to save your father. Keep your energy to the maximum and don't joke around please."
They glared at the laughing teens, and decided to just ignore them.
Without them noticing, Chrome actually listened to the conversation and added for herself.
I would've said PINAPPED though…
She held her laugh and just walk alongside her siblings.
Now if you just add an E after the third from left and an L before the second from right… *smiles*
The Vongola Castle
"WHAT! MY SON IS KIDNAPPED!"
"Apparently is what the people in front of the castle gate said."
"Let them in!"
"Yes sir."
And enter our heroes.
"We are sorry to disturb your fine afternoon, but what we said is true. Your son has been kidnapped by Byakuran, the king of Millefiore." Reborn said politely to the king who really looked like Tsuna's father.
Save for his eyes and his bangs.
King Daemon sighed long and just shook his head. "I thought I always tell him to be careful." He frowned.
"We are willing to help you rescue him, as we are trying to help these kids' father."
"That boy just won't listen" Daemon sighed heavily, a hand on head. "I must help you rescue my son, but how are you going to do this?"
They all paused for a while, then Tsuna thought up of something.
"Reborn, do you bring father's trident?"
"Yes, I do. He left it carelessly. He should've brought this with him."
"Chrome, if I'm not mistaken, you've been taught by father about how to make simple illusions, right?"
"E-eh? Y-yes but… what for?"
"I got a perfect plan"
Millefiore Castle
"Your highness, they're being noisy in the dungeon."
"What? What are they doing?" Byakuran asked as he played with marshmallows in his hand.
"They were… arguing."
"About what?"
"Pineapples, brides, and something about son."
-dungeon-
"IS PINEAPPLE THE ONLY THING IN YOUR HEAD EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE THE FATHER OF SO MANY CHILDREN!" Giotto shouted
"WELL WHAT ABOUT YOU, YOU'RE KIDNAPPED AND PROBABLY NOBODY HAS CONTACTED ANY OF YOUR PEOPLE!" Mukuro countered
"AT LEAST SEE TSUNAYOSHI, YOUR SON! HIS ATTITUDE IS MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS!"
"WELL OF COURSE! I WAS THE ONE WHO RAISED HIM UNTIL NOW, BRAT! AND THERE'S NO WAY I'LL LET YOU MARRY MY CUTE LITTLE SON!"
" I BET YOU'VE HAD COUNTLESS FIANCEES YOU'VE PROPOSED AND NONE ACCEPTED BECAUSE OF YOUR CHILDISH ATTITUDE, BRAT!"
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING! A CHILDISH FATHER WHO CAN'T EVEN BE COMPARED BY HIS ANGELIC SON!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!"
"I JUST SAID WHAT I SAID!"
"Very energetic, I see." Byakuran entered their conversation—err, argument.
"SHUT UP WHITE (MARSHMALLOW) MONSTER!" Both shouted in unison and back to their own argument.
"Wha—" Byakuran was speechless, maybe this was the first time people had yelled and ignored him at the same time. Well, that was such a huge shock.
He pouted and suddenly unlocked Mukuro's cell and dragged him out.
"W-what—where are you dragging me to!"
"Let's have a chat?" The Millefiore king said happily as he dragged Mukuro out of the dungeon with him.
Giotto stared in disbelief as they left him. "…are you kidding…?"
"No." I appeared in front of Giotto with a dramatically serious expression and readers hit me with cans and stones.
As Byakuran stepped into the dining room, the maids and servants bowed to him.
"Serve him with well, he's my guest" Byakuran smiled at them.
"wasn't I supposed to be a hostage?" Mukuro thought, confused.
He sat down on the chair a maid pulled for him, suddenly the maid whispered to him. "father, glad you're safe. We're here to rescue you, don't worry."
He turned to the maid but the maid walked away hastily, then he noticed some of the servants and maids also smiled at him. He smirked, but was cut by a two words from Byakuran.
"You're pretty"
Mukuro choked on his food, the servants and maids—who were looking at Mukuro before, stiffened a bit, then continued to act as natural as they could.
Before they enter the Millefiore castle, they should've known. Byakuran was insane, and it was normal.
-back at the dungeon-
The guards were standing in front of the door securely. The dungeon was quiet again, after Mukuro was dragged by Byakuran.
"are you ready?"
"yes. Over there?"
"Aye sir!"
"Count of three, got it?"
"1…2…"
"3…"
"Hey there idiots! I am the pineapple ghost—"
Apparently our heroes disguised theirselves as ghosts. Who knows but how come?
They found their father's bags of pineapples. And how did they disguise?
Simple.
put the plastic bag and the pineapple on your head, don't forget to hold pineapples in your hands in case you need them as weapons. Then you need some people to hold flashlights for you. They say "fear the man with pineapple haircut and a flashlight"
"…Tsunayoshi?" Giotto could see Tsuna, but said boy and other two were too concentrated to distract the guards.
"BOOOOOO! FEAR US THE PINEAPPLE GHOSTS~" The short ghost appeared in front of the guards, with another two following.
"Ahahaha! I can't believe we are really becoming a pineapple ghost!"
"PINEAPPLES EXTREME ATTACK! I AM AN EXTREME GHOST!"
"G-go away or-…"
"OR YOU'LL BECOME A PINEAPPLE (FOR THE EXTREME)"
"WHAT! R-RUUUN!"
Just when the guards was about to step through the exit, a TRUE pineapple ghost stopped them from escaping.
"PI-PINEAPPLE LORD!"
"FEAR THE MAN (ghost) WITH PINEAPPLE HAIRCUT AND FLASHLIGHT!"
SMACK
"Don't steal my line!"
"My bad."
The guards were about to faint if it weren't for the painful strikes they got from a certain biting carnivore and another violent baby.
Daemon tied up the guards and Tsuna quickly took the dungeon keys.
"Giotto!" Tsuna rushed to Giotto's cell."We'll get you out of here! Just wait for a second!"
Tsuna tried the keys in his hands and managed to find the right key to free Giotto.
"what is that outfit? Are you having a costume party?"
"I-I'll explain this later! Your father is here too!" Tsuna replied while blushing.
Giotto hugged the little brunette and thanked him, making the cute boy blush even more.
Then again, they also say happiness only lasts a moment. Giotto's happiness was disturbed by his father.
"Hello there, idiot son. How dare you make me come here just to rescue you."
Giotto gulped at the sight of the pineapple haired man, "D-dad…!"
"How many times have I told you to be careful, huh? You need me to throw you off the cliff nearby huh? Huh?"
"I'm sorry dad! I'm sorry so please don't throw me off the cliff—"
"wait—what's that sound?" Tsuna suddenly asked. And when they tried to comprehend what Tsuna was saying, they all heard a sudden loud crash.
"D-did something happen to the other party!" Gokudera panicked.
" Calm down, there shouldn't be any problems yet since there aren't guards running down here." Yamamoto replied calmly.
"And you said 'yet'. So, we might as well take our leave as fast as possible. We wouldn't want to get caught here, would you?" Reborn added.
"THEN LET'S GO TO THE EXTREME!" Ryohei shouted extremely with his extreme volume, which strangely didn't affect anything around them, not even a guard running down there to find out who was shouting. Well what? Since I, the author, told them to. They obey me.
They all nodded and ran upstairs, leaving the dungeon with the beaten—errrr, bitten guards.
Oh yeah, FYI, the one holding the flashlights was Gokudera. Dynamites resemble candles and candles light rooms, just like flashlights. Black out happens here often so I got a ton.
Also, I actually had wanted to make Lambo the one holding the flashlights, but no. I figure out the next chapter will be more extreme with him in the other party.
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And I need my meal as inspiration and encouragement for next chapter
Or I wont be able to update orz
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