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A/N: I'm feeling blue. I want some Derek/Emily. Here it is!

Derek made it back to his place, showered and left for the lunch to which he was already late. Emily was upset because she wanted to be there also, but he promised to fill her in on all the details. Once he got there, the mischievous mood filled the air and he decided to play along, and actually play tricks on Emily!

"Okay, so how do we do this? Where can we keep getting them together?" Garcia asked the table. The group had just gotten their lunch orders and had some time before the food came to the table. She was on a mission. JJ was taking down notes.

"Um, just push them together right?" Derek said, not quite sure about the amount of planning that went into one of these things.

"Derek, I love you, but shut up." Garcia said, and looked at JJ. "What are you thinking?"

"I think we should get the two of them together and Hotch. All the time." JJ said, smirking.

"That is actually a very good idea." Rossi said, sipping his wine. "I also think that they should be left alone for a minute or two and then one of us jumps in on them!"

"That is also very do-able. What else? I can bug Emily's phone!" Garcia said. Before Derek could protest, JJ said "No. That would be an invasion of privacy."

"Yeah. I guess. So, stud muffin, you've been quiet. What are your ideas?" Garcia asked Derek.

"Uh, you told me to shut up. So I'm just listening." Derek said, wanting to make Garcia feel a little guilty. It worked.

"Oh I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I'm so sorry." Garcia said, worried that she may have really upset him.

"That's fine. I really have nothing to add. You guys have all got it covered." Derek said, immediately cancelling plans of having fun with Emily. Poor girl wouldn't know what hit her! He wanted to go home and tell her what everyone was planning, so that she could be on guard. What he didn't realise was that Reid and Emily were smarting from the team wanting to torture them, they decided to come up with some of their own torture. Especially for Derek, who had decided to go along with the team's plans quite enthusiastically. He had let slip what restaurant they were going to be at.

When Derek had left to go to his place to clean up and go for lunch, Emily had called Reid and together they had come up with a plan.

"Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!" Garcia hissed.

"What?" JJ asked, ducking when she saw Garcia duck. The boys ducked also, waiting to hear Garcia's explanation.

"Um, Emily and Reid at 2 o'clock! Shit! What are we gonna do?" Garcia hissed, still ducking.

Out of the corner of her eye, Emily saw the team duck. She smiled widely at Reid, telling him what was happening and telling him not to look. She looked like she was whispering something sweet and Reid was all too happy about it. They stood admiring a dress in the window, allowing Emily to look at the team reflected in the window next to them. The team had chosen a restaurant that was open air and in the middle of a shopping district. Reid pulled Emily in front of him and wrapped his arms around her waist. Emily giggled, because she knew what this would be doing to Derek. He would be fighting very hard within himself not to give himself away!

And Emily certainly knew her man. Derek felt like his head was going to explode when he saw Reid wrap his arm around Emily, his Emily. He should have known that she wouldn't keep quiet about this. He looked at JJ who was giddy with happiness.

"They look so cute! Oh my God! I think my heart is going to melt!" JJ said, squealing with Garcia. Even Rossi had a smile on his face as he saw them.

"Do you think they saw us?" Garcia asked, looking around the table.

"I don't think so, because if they did, they definitely wouldn't be so public with their affection." Rossi answered, as Derek gritted his teeth. She was his girlfriend, and he and Emily should be public with their affection.

Emily almost laughed out loud when she saw Derek glower at JJ like he was going to kill her. She was dying to eavesdrop, but settled with reading expressions. She looked at Reid.

"Hey, you wanna torture them more?" Emily asked, whispering into his ear, tickling him, causing him to laugh. It immediately looked like she was whispering something naughty. Derek tensed and came very close to blowing their cover.

She slipped her hand in Reid's and wandered over to the restaurant, leaning into him and then kissing his cheek as they waited for their table. Reid blushed, because he knew Derek was watching.

Derek had just about had it and he completely lost it when he saw Emily kiss Reid on the cheek. He got up and walked over to them. He grabbed Emily by her arm and dragged her to the team. Garcia looked at them open mouthed.

"You dunder-heads. She is not dating Reid. She never was. She and I are dating. Emily and me. Emily and Derek. Not Emily and Reid." Derek said, and proceeded to kiss her. He first kissed her passionately, with all the pent up energy and then softened the kiss and it was extremely sweet. They broke apart panting and Emily looked at them grinning like a fool.

"What, only you guys can have fun? Reid and I thought we'd give you guys something to talk about, but I think I may have pushed it too far." She said, grinning at Garcia and JJ. She looked over at Reid who was standing awkwardly and dragged him to stand next to her. "He is my best friend and he was the only one who knew apart from Derek of course. Which is why you saw us together so much. I must say your profiling skills are quite off." She declared and asked the waitress if they could add two seats to the table. Reid relaxed after Derek told him that no harm was done and that they were cool. He wasn't sure how Derek would take it.

"Uh, when? What? How? Where?" Garcia asked, as soon as she could speak. JJ was still staring at them in shock.

"In Jersey." Derek answered. Grinning at the table. He slipped his fingers in hers and looked at her, remembering that night. She blushed and looked down, asking the waitress to bring her the house Merlot.

"I still cannot believe we were so wrong! Rossi! It's all your fault!" Garcia claimed, glaring at him.

JJ looked at Emily and then said "Honey, I hope you know we have a girls night planned very soon."

Emily looked slightly panicked and then smacked Derek when he laughed. The couple sobered up and looked at the table. "This stays away from Hotch. You guys get that right?" Derek said. The table agreed and then enjoyed the rest of the meal.

Emily opened the door to the bathroom and made an inarticulate noise, looking at Derek who was turning down the bed. He had said something, but she didn't hear it as she was brushing.

He looked up at his girlfriend to see her foaming around the mouth. He grinned. "Em, you may want to spit that out. It's not particularly attractive."

Emily smiled and went back to the bathroom. She cleaned up and came back out. "What were you saying before?" She walked up to him and stood next to him, smelling minty fresh.

"I was saying, that first…" Derek kissed her and lowered her onto the bed. "I don't ever want to see you kiss and cuddle with Reid! Ever!" He said and looked into her eyes to show her that he was actually serious.

"Baby, I was just kidding around. Of course it's not going to happen ever again. The only person I want to kiss is you!" Emily said, and showed him how much she actually wanted to kiss him. Tomorrow was going to be a strange day at work, with everyone knowing, but tonight was different. They were alone.

Derek seemed to think the same. "Tomorrow is going to weird isn't it? It's going to be like we're celebrities. Under the microscope!" He told her in-between kisses.

"Especially Garcia's! But let's not think about that now. Tonight is just us." Emily said and pulled his head towards her, humming in pleasure.

A/N: So the team knows. Hotch will find out soon. What should his reaction be? Reviews would be appreciated as always! Thanks!