And that's where the story ended before it was brought up in the middle of my literature class.
Thank you for reading.
Thank you for reviewing.
Thank you for not gouging out your eyes!
I hope you remember that not all my stuff sucks as bad as this.
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*sight dims*
*light goes out*
*your memory of this story is placed in the 'shit I never want to think about again' category'*
Enjoy the rest of your day!