SpongeBob
SpongeBob: Have a Holly, Jolly Christmas
Spongebob: Have a holly, jolly Christmas
It's the best time of year!
It's my favorite next to April Fool's Day!
Now I don't know if there will be snow
Patrick: You don't? You mean you're not uh….
Spongebob: Meteorologist? Nope, I'm not, sorry Pat!
Patrick: Aw man! My friend doesn't study measurements! Now, how am I going to get my house ready for Santa?
SpongeBob: Uh Pat, Meteorologist studies weather, not measurements. But oh well, on with the song!
But have a cup of cheer!
Patrick: You can actually drink cheer? Hmmm, interesting.
SpongeBob: Have a holly, jolly Christmas
And when you walk down the street
Say hello to friends you know
And everyone you meet!
Patrick: Oh! I know Squidward! Hello Squidward!
Squidward: (Annoyed) Hello Patrick!
Patrick: And I know SpongeBob! Hello SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Hi Pat! You can say hello to our friends later, right now, its song time!
Oh-oh, the mistletoe!
Hung where you can see
I wonder if Sandy's waiting there for me!
Sandy: (Under Mistletoe, prepares herself) Ready when you are SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Have a holly, jolly Christmas
And in case you didn't hear
Oh my golly
Patrick and SpongeBob: Have a holly, jolly Christmas, this yearrrrrrrrr!
(SpongeBob runs up, and kisses Sandy under the mistletoe)
Everybody but Squidward: Aweeeee!
Patrick: Hey, wait a minute! Since when did SpongeBob have a thing for Sandy? Did I miss something? Uhhhh… (Falls asleep, snores.)
SpongeBob and Patrick: Deck the Halls
SB: Deck the halls with boughs of holly
SB and Pat: Fa la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
SB: Tis the season to be jolly
And you know I'm always jolly!
Squidward: Yes, we know! (Irritated) No need to rub it in.
SB and Pat: Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
SB: Don we now our gay apparel
Both: Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la
SB: See the blazing Yule before us,
Both: Fa la la la la, la la la la.
SB: Strike the harp and join the chorus.
Both: Fa la la la la, la la la la.
SB: Follow me in merry measure,
Both: Fa la la la la, la la la la.
SB: While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Pat: SpongeBob? What's 'Yule'?
SB: Christmas or the feast celebrating it!
Pat: Ohhhhh!
Mr. Krabs: Did me ears hear the words 'treasure'? Tell me where it is, lad!
SB: Mr. Krabs, it's all around us! It's the cheer and happiness we feel at Christmastime, when we reach out with kindness and understanding toward our fellow man!
Mr. Krabs: Bah, humcrab!
SB and Pat: Fa la la la la, la la la la.
SB: Fast away the old year passes,
Both: Fa la la la la, la la la la.
SB: Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Both: Fa la la la la, la la la la.
SB: Sing we joyous, all together,
Both: Fa la la la la, la la la la.
SB: Heedless of the wind and weather,
Come on everybody, sing along!
All cartoons except Squidward: Fa la la la la, la la la la!