"Last time, on Total Drama World Tour… Hollywood, California! Our final three had to gather things a female celebrity would want, and then act as celebrities themselves! Cody pulled off an awesome performance, but probably because he was a Drama Brother, and those guys are famous! It was Heather, who got the boot, but not before she could wish our final two luck! Who will win the million dollars? Who will sell out their friend for the money? Who will be cheering on who? Find out now, on Total, Drama, WORLD TOUR!"
The camera opens up to Chris, standing in first class with Cody and Sierra as the plane is landing. The shot then went to the peanut gallery, who was split in two, with a majority of them held up Cody pennants. Duncan went by a fully bandaged Blaineley and handed her a Sierra pennant. About three or four people were holding up Sierra pennants. The location was Hawaii. Chris got off the plane, followed by our final two.
"Okay, you two, our first final two challenge is that you have to make sacrifices for the volcano out of driftwood. You must make them look like each other! You also get to pick two helpers to help you in the challenge! Cody, your pick!" Chris said. Cody thought for a second.
"Um, anyone want to volunteer?" Cody said.
"I'll do it!" Harold said. "I am a proud member of Team Cody! I shall assist you!"
"So will I," Trent said. "And so am I!"
"Sierra?" Chris asked.
"Any volunteers for me?" Sierra asked.
"I'll do it!" Heather shouted.
"So will I!" Alejandro said.
"Since I forgot to do the song challenge last episode, you'll have two songs this episode!" Chris said as the familiar song "ding" was heard. Music started.
Cody: My brothers, please head straight
That's it, you're doing great
Search through that wood, Tout de suite
Find me some giant feet!
Sierra: Come on guys, move it fast
I love Cody but I can't be last
Grab logs to match his frame
All scrawny and lame
Cody and Sierra: I'm gonna win it
And you can't take it
I'm right here in it
But you just fake it!
Heather: Is this neck thin enough?
Sierra: Uh-huh!
Cody: Hey!
Harold: Gosh, are these thighs big enough?
BAM!
Now it's nerdy versus stalker
Sierra's cool but Cody's sicker
All this aggro for the cheddar
And He'll put Sierra through the shredder!
Cody: That's it now, hurry back
I need arms big and fat
Sierra, if you don't win,
Well, that's too bad!
Sierra: I'm gonna win, don't you see?
Bring me arms like these
Bring me some giant feet
Here I come, you to meet!
Cody and Sierra: I'm gonna win it
And you can't take it
I'm right here in it
But you just fake it
Heather: Arms so right, it's ill! Worth one fifth of the mill!
Sierra: I'll pay you back somehow, driftwood head me now!
Cody and Sierra: I'm gonna win it
And you can't take it
I'm right here in it
But you just fake it
I'm gonna cash it
You'll never hit it
You should trash it!
Cody: 'Cause I just did i-it!
"Cody wins the first challenge!" Chris exclaimed.
"Last time, on the Aftermath, we had a competition to see who would get the biggest advantage, Cody, Sierra, or Heather! Cody got a wheelbarrow! Heather got a stroller. Too bad she's out! Sierra got diddly squat. This next part of your challenge is called Cody vs. Sierra vs. the volcano! You must race up the volcano and dump your sacrifice into the volcano!" Chris said.
"Goodness gracious, this thing weighs more than the real girl!" Cody said, putting his obviously heavy sacrifice in the wheelbarrow and taking off with it. Sierra was then struck with realization.
"Heather's my helper! I should get her prize, too!" Sierra shouted.
"Sure, why not?" Chris said. Sierra picked up the light sacrifice and put it on the baby stroller. It didn't collapse, like Chris had expected. She took off with the stroller and the sacrifice.
Cody slid to a stop when he saw a river of lava. He stared into the molten rock, until a small burst of fire erupted in his face, causing him to move back.
"Seriously?" Cody said.
"Yep! You must cross this river of lava, avoiding booby traps that Chef and I have set up! Your helpers can either keep them secured, or send them falling. Chef, a booby trap demonstration, please?" Chris said. Chef took out a small machete and sliced a rope, causing a piece of wood to fall. The camera panned the traps, showing a piano among other things that could seriously hurt the final two.
"Cody, that wheelbarrow won't be of much use!" Chris said. Cody picked up the sacrifice made to look like Sierra and jumped to the first rock. He jumped to the next one. Sierra followed suit, picking up the sacrifice made to look like Cody.
"Guys! Send one falling!" Cody shouted.
"Stop them!" Sierra shouted. Trent and Harold pulled out machetes, while Heather and Alejandro blocked them. Trent got past Heather and sliced the rope on one. A cage fell on Cody.
"Oops," Trent said. Cody looked for a way out, when he figured that he could tip over the cage! He did, and it worked. He jumped up, grabbing his sacrifice, and ran. Sierra got past the river and ran. Cody climbed up to the mouth of the volcano, out of breath.
"Looking for this?" Chris shouted. Cody grinned from ear to ear, slight hints of evil in his expression.
He composed himself and grabbed the sacrifice. He got next to the mouth of the volcano. He got ready to throw the sacrifice in, but stopped when he heard a familiar voice.
"Cody!" Sierra called. "Can we agree to tie for first?"
"Why should I? You've been nothing but an overbearing, superfanatical, too-much-perfume wearing, flirtatious, crazy, STALKER!" Cody ranted. "I've been wanting the prize the whole time! And you've been helping me, yes, and without you, I would never have gotten here! But don't you know when to QUIT? Also, WE'RE NOT MARRIED! So you can STOP hyphenating your name with mine! I COULD take you to court and sue you for everything that you've got! Be glad that I don't! There's no marriage license or witnesses, except for Ale-jerk-dro! Also, YOU'RE SEVENTEEN! You're not old enough to get married, even though I am! There's no way that I could share the money with you, not after you made me suffer the whole time! And I don't like you that way! So you can just forget it!" Sierra had a look of pain on her face, and 75 percent of the peanut gallery had gasped. Sierra had dropped her sacrifice, and it bounced off of the edge of the volcano and landed at the base. Cody grabbed the one that was made to look like Sierra and turned to the volcano. There wasn't a pineapple on the dummy, like Chris had wanted, and he threw it into the volcano, causing a slight backsplash towards the peanut gallery, who dodged it.
"And that's a cool million for Cody, the winner of Total Drama World Tour!" Chris said, handing the case to Cody, who cheered, as well as the peanut gallery.
"You didn't throw any pineapples in the volcano, did you?" a random Hawaiian man asked Chris and Cody.
"Um, no, we didn't," Chris said.
"Oh, well, okay," the man said, walking away.
"Well, whatever, I have a million dollars!" Cody said.
"Feral Ezekiel!" Izzy suddenly shouted. Everyone looked and saw the boy, who had decayed a lot. He was green and almost bald. Izzy ran at him and kicked him into the volcano. Everyone ran to the base of the volcano, even Cody, who was having a little bit of trouble carrying the heavy case.
"Well, this season was fun! I'm Chris McLean, and this has been, Total, Drama, WORLD TOUR!"
The end.
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