One Piece Skit #4
Characters
Nami...Main
Chopper...Dog
Luffy...Scarecrow
Zoro...Tin Man
Usopp...Lion
Gold Roger...Wizard
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Scene: Wizard of OZ
Nami: Hello i'm Nami!
Chopper: Bark...Bark -thinking- Who wrote this Script?!
Nami: oh Chopper!
Chopper: -sweatdrop- Bark...bark
-Nami and Chopper walk and come across a scarecrow-
Luffy: Help! These crows won't go away!
Nami: C'mon lets help him Chopper!
Chopper: Bark! -Helps Nami shoo away the Crows-
Luffy: Ah. Thanks! Get me off this wooden plank Please!
Nami: -nods-
-Nami gets him down-
Luffy: i'm Luffy The scarecrow! where are you going?
Nami: we are going to the Wizard of Oz so i can go back home!
Luffy: can i come with you? i need a brain!
Nami: of course!
-Nami, Chopper, and Luffy walk down the yellow brick road and they seem to see a Tin man-
Zoro: Mfft...Pfft...grrft
Nami: whats that? -puts ear near Tin Man's mouth-
Zoro: gffet mfffy offil cftpan
Luffy: i think he said Get My Oil Can!
Chopper: Bark!
Nami: -turns around and sees a oil can-
Luffy: right there!
Nami: -takes it and oils the Tin Man's Mouth-
Zoro: about time someone understanded me!
Luffy: Oh well...
Nami: Your lucky we even came!
Zoro: where are you guys going?
Luffy: we are following the Yellow Brick Road to the wizard of OZ!
Zoro: i have to come i need a heart
Chopper: BARK BARK!
Nami: yeah you sure do!
Zoro: Shut up!
Luffy: well lets go!
Chopper: -Starts running-
-They soon enter a forest and they start to hear scary noises-
Nami: oh no! we are in a dark place!
Luffy: there could be Lions
Zoro: there could be Tigers -Thinking- I want to know WHO WROTE THIS!
Nami: there could be Bears!
Nami/Luffy/Zoro: Lions Tigers and Bears!
Luffy: -Thinking- This is Fun!
Nami: -Thinking- This is Embarrasing!
Zoro: -Thinking- Okay where is the author? I have a bullet with her Name on It
-A loin jumps out in front of them-
Usopp: - takes Chopper and Runs from them-
Nami: come Back here now!
Usopp: She is coming! -Runs around tree-
Nami: Give me back Chopper!
Usopp: -hands her Chopper- Just don't hurt me!
Luffy: we won't hurt you!
Zoro: don't be such a Scardey cat
Usopp: where are you guys going?
Nami: we are going to the Wizard of OZ!
Usopp: can i come? I need to get Courage!
Luffy: Of course you can!
Nami: lets go!
Chopper: Woof...-Thinking- this is such a waste of Mine and everybody elses time
Zoro: whatever... -walks with the rest of the gang-
-They soon get to Emerald City-
Nami: there is the door! lets see if they will let us in!
Luffy: i can't wait to get a brain!
Usopp: Courage!
Zoro: a heart...
Nami: A Home!
-Nami knocks on the door-
Guy: Who goes there?
Nami: I'm nami and my friends want something from the Wizard!
Guy: The Wizard!? You can't see him! Even I can't see him!
Luffy: Please sir! I need a brain!
Usopp: i need Courage!
Zoro: and i need a heart...
Chopper: ARF!
Nami: and i also need a home!
Guy: well too bad! -slams eyedoor-
Nami: -starts to cry- I'm never going to make it home!
Guy: -opens eyedoor- I guess i can let you see him.
-They all cheer and later get to the Wizard-
Gold Roger: I'M THE GREAT WIZARD!
Nami: Wizard I need to go back home!
Luffy: and i need a Brain!
Usopp: i need Courage!
Zoro: and i need a Heart
Gold Roger: YOU CAME HERE FOR NO REASON!
Luffy: yeah we did you are just weird
Zoro: Old Man
Nami: Baka
Chopper: runs to a curtain and opens it
Gold Rodger: IGNORE THE GUY BEHIND THE CURTAIN!
Nami: like we can ignore him YOUR RIGHT THERE SO COUGH UP THE STUFF!
Gold Roger: Fine... -walks up to them-
Luffy: i need a brain!
Gold Roger: -brings out a diploma out of his coat- Here you go now you are a college graduate!
Luffy: yes! i have a brain!...No wait its a piece of paper!
Usopp: i need Courage!
Gold Roger: -Give Usopp a metal- Here you go it shows you are very brave!
Usopp: -Dances around with Luffy-
Zoro: i need a heart
Gold Rodger: you've had a heart all the time just your not using it too well...So here is a heart watch
Zoro: so i've had a heart the whole time... Like i care -Rolls eyes-
Nami: i must go back to Kansas! I want to go Home!
Gold Roger: you've had the power to go home all along!
Nami: Wait WHAT?!?!?!
Gold Roger: -points at her feet where the ruby slippers were-
Nami: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME!!!!!!
Gold Roger: tap them together 3 times saying " There is no place like home"
Nami: -Says " There is no place like home" 3 times and soon wakes up on a bed-
Chopper: -Sleeping on her bed-
Nami: -Shrugs- what a weird dream