One Piece Script #6
Characters
Luffy...Peter
Kelsey...Lois
Nami...Meg
Sanji...Stewie
Zoro...Tom Tucker
Chopper...Brian
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Scene: Griffins House
Time: 12:00 am
Luffy: I'AM BOOOOOOOOOORED
Kelsey: then go to sleep...
Luffy: -Tries to turn on TV- Why won't the TV turn on?!
Kelsey: the remote doesn't have any batteries
Luffy: -Gasp!- How will the TV turn on then?!
Kelsey: turn it on by walking up to it and pressing the ON button...
Luffy: Fine...-Gets up and takes two steps and falls down on knees- TOO TIRING!
Kelsey: you just took two steps!
Sanji: -Comes in with his Teddy Bear- WHAT WITH ALL THE NOISE?!
Kelsey: -looks at Sanji- Oh Sorry Sanji...did we wake you up?
Sanji: -sarcastic- Oh of course not Kelsey
Chopper: -Comes in with his drink- At least it wasn't as bad as last time...
-Flashback-
Kelsey: -Come home with Luffy- Kids! We are ho- Oh MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT?!
Sanji: -Comes into living room- SHUT Y- AHHHH! MY EYES!
-Crocodile playing DDR-
Luffy: He is Terrible!
Nami: Dad! Mom! He has been here over 2 hours playing the same song over and over!
Luffy: it doesn't seem like it!
-End of Flashback-
-At dinner-
Kelsey: Nami Eat your veggatables
Luffy: -Pulls out gun- Eat them now Nami!
Nami: -eyes widen-
Kelsey: Luffy for the 500th time no guns at the table
Sanji: -in High chair- this is as violent when i wanted my teddy bear back..
-Flashback-
Sanji: Where's Rupert!?
Chopper: Check the toy box -Reading newspaper-
Sanji: -Pulls out Bazooka- Okay hand him over
Chopper: Whoa! I didn't Take your Stupid Bear!
Sanji: -Squints eyes- GIVE ME RUPERT!
Chopper: I DON'T HAVE HIM!
Sanji: -Pulls out another Bazooka- I WILL SHOOT!
Kelsey: Oh Sanji I have your Teddy Bear
Sanji: -Drops Bazookas- -Smiles- RUPERT!
-End of Flashback-
-Evening Kelsey and luffy are about to go back to bed-
Sanji: MOMMY! Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mother. Mother. Mother. Mother. Kelsey. Kelsey. Kelsey. Kelsey. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. MOTHER
Kelsey: WHAT SANJI?!
Sanji: I want Pie!
Kelsey: -Groans and gets up and makes the pie-
Sanji: oops nevermind! i'am not hungry!
Kelsey: -Grabs a spoon and starts to bend it-
Sanji: -Comes back in- I'm hungry again!
Kelsey: then have the pie -Smiles-
Sanji: -Shakes head- Pie is too cold i want a warm pie
Kelsey: then microwave it!
Sanji: it might burn!
Kelsey: -Growls before making a new one-
Sanji: i'm too tired to eat, Night Kelsey
Kelsey: -Breaks spoon in half- ARGH!