One Piece Script #14
Characters
Luffy
Kelsey
Zoro
Leah (Friend of Mine)
Inu (Other friend of mine)
Sanji
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Musical ( Pretty Fly For a Rabbi) (Listening to the Music might help, you don't have to but it might help a bit LOL xD)
Luffy: Veren zol fun dir a blintsa
Leah: How ya doin' Zoro?
Zoro:Oy vey, oy vey
Kelsey: How ya doin' Zoro?
Zoro: Oy vey, oy vey
Inu: How ya doin' Zoro?
Zoro: Oy vey, oy vey
Zoro: And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi
Sanji: Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho
Luffy: Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last
But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya, he's to dies for - he really knows his shtick
Sanji/Luffy: So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
Workin' like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, he's there all day
Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear
He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
Sanji: Just grab your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
Leah: How ya doin' Zoro?
Zoro: Oy vey, oy vey
Kelsey: How ya doin' Zoro?
Zoro: Oy vey, oy vey
Inu: How ya doin' Zoro?
Zoro: Oy vey, oy vey
Zoro: And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly
Leah/Kelsey/Inu: For a rabbi
Luffy: He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice
He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price
He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!
Luffy/Sanji: People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!"
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
What's not to like? What's not to like?
On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise
Sanji: Put on your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
Luffy: When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss
He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss
They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip
The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip
Leah: How ya doin' Zoro?
Zoro:Oy vey, oy vey
Kelsey: How ya doin' Zoro?
Zoro: Oy vey, oy vey
Inu: How ya doin' Zoro?
Zoro: Oy vey, oy vey
Sanji: Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho
Luffy/Sanji: He's doin' well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell
Show up at his home, he says "Shalom"
And "Have some cake - you want some cake?"
Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots
Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz
Sanji/Luffy: So grab your yarmulka
Sanji: The one you got for Chanukah
Luffy: Let's put on our yarmulkas and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
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ComicCreator: O-O omg this so doesn't fit Zoro.
Zoro: oh you finally Noticed?!
ComicCreator: it was a good idea at the time...O.O
Zoro: I don't Pray! SO GET BACK HERE!
ComicCreator: -Runs around away from Zoro-
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Song: Pretty Fly for a Rabbi - Weird Al Yankovic
Idea: Out of No where...Don't kill me O.O (Just had to do it. No Sueing me!)