Yami: HI EVERYONE!
Naruto: HI!
Sasuke: About damn time…
Yami: Shut up you know you missed me.
Sasuke: No, I didn't. I just want you to make a lemon with me and Naru-chan *smirks and hugs Naruto*
Naruto: S-Sasuke! L-lemme Go!
Yami:Well…I'm still not sure if a should make a lemon….
Sasuke: WHAT! WHAT KIND OF AUTHORESS ARE YOU? YOU SHOULD MAKE A LEMON!
Yami: DON'T SCREAM AT ME DAMNIT! Any ways on with the story =^^=
Disclaimer: I DO own Naruto, wuahahahahahahaha, oh wait….I don't? aw man
"Ah, Naruto you've come back" Naruto flinched at the cold, hating words .
"H-hai, Kimimaru-sama" He looked up at the white haired man.
"May I ask where were you?"
"I-I was at a f-friend's house"
"Ah, I see, and who is this friend of yours?"
"His name is G-gaara"
"You know you cant go out without my permission!" He slapped Naruto, hitting him in the temple, making the blonde fall.
"I-Im sorry-y Kimimaru-sama" Kimimaru was Orochimaru's butler, he had violet eyes and white hair that went down to his shoulders. He was the one that 'took care' of Naruto while Orochimaru wasn't around. He too hit Naruto, but worse, which was almost torture. If when Orochimaru was present Naruto was treated like a servant, when the man wasn't present he was treated like a slave by Kimimaru.
"Get out of here already."
"H-hai,K-Kimimaru-sama."
Naruto ran away from the man. Since he had his vision blurred by tears he bumped into someone. This someone being Tayuya, a redheaded girl who knew more foul words than half the planet. She had been raised in the Hiragizawa clan, a family that had been known for being the most powerful in the Underworld. She had yellow-golden eyes and could really throw a punch. She also had this weird sadistic boyfriend named Hidan who was just as polite as her. She was the second in command after Kimimaru and one of the two who were actually nice to the blonde.
"What's up brat?"
"Tayuya…"
"Bitchass Kimimaru again huh?"
"Yeah…"
"Come on stop crying and lets go see Menma. I think he has ramen."
Menma was the chef of the place. He was the other one who was nice to the blonde, he would always sneak some food to Naruto although not much because Kimimaru always registered what was eaten and what was bought, what amount of it and how much it had to last. He always complained of how Tayuya shouldn't speak so badly because she was a lady. She would always brush it of saying that ' I don't give a flying fucking fuck about that shit'.
"Menma!"
"Hi Naruto-kun"
"Whatcha got for me?"
"Miso ramen"
"Great! Gimme!"
" Ne, Naruto-kun, your cheeks are a bit more rosy than they have been in a while"
"Really? I didn't notice."
"Soooo…I heard you were late cause you were with a friend, Naru-chan?"
"Yup! Remember the redhead kid I told you about?"
"Yeah."
"He moved to my school"
"Really? That's good to know Naruto-kun"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever"
"And he says that Kiba, you remember when I talked to you about him?" After they nodded he continued. "Is also moving to Konoha"
"What a surprise"
"Yeah, it's a good thing I kept contact with them."
"…Hey now that I think about it, I should hurry because Kimimaru-sama will get mad."
"Ok, first you don't have to call him 'Kimimaru-sama' even when he's not present, second he will not get mad nor will he hit you."
"Why?"
"Well remember the last time he did?"
"Yeah?"
"It was in Orochimaru's office and that place has cameras."
"So?"
"Before Kimimaru got the tape out, I made a copy and let's say I 'accidentally' dropped it in one of Orochimaru's drawers."
"Menma! W-what about K-Kimimaru-u?"
"Let's say that he's not in charge anymore"
"Who is?"
"Tayuya."
"ME?"
"HER?"
"FUCK! WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME, BITCH?'"
"First, I AM NOT A BITCH!, SECOND…..I kinda forgot"
"But if Tayuya is in charge, don't you think that she could burn this house down?"
"What was that faggot?"
"I am NOT a faggot!"
"Sure, and I am very lady-like."
"Tayuya!"
"Now now, no need to fight, just remember that at least you won't have to obey Kimimaru."
"Yeah…"
"Fuck! What time is it?"
"Mmmm, its 6:30, why?"
"I've got a date with Hidan"
"Can I go? Please just drop me off at the mall, please?"
"For what, squirt?"
"Well, I was offered a job by Gaara's sister and I wanna go see the place"
"You plan on taking the job?"
"Well, Im not sure, I have to ask Orochimaru-sama"
"Tayuya, its Manda." Menma said while holding the phone.
"Huh?"
"He's on the phone and he wants to talk to you"
Menma handed Tayuya the phone.
"Manda."
"Tayuya. Orochimaru is dead."
"What? How can that be? I just saw him today." She moved to another room.
"The five kages." Tayuya stiffened.
"Do they know about it?"
"No. Orochimaru didn't say anything, nor did Kabuto."
"Him too?"
"Hai."
"Fuck, how will I tell Naruto, he doesn't take these things very well you know."
"He left everything to you."
"What?"
"He left everything to you, his company…his house…everything, The Foundation... And his funeral will be tomorrow at 8 am."
"Damn…"
"Tayuya. I also found Jiraiya." The redheads eyes widened.
" I have already arranged for him to come pick Naruto up. He will move with him and his…friends, I suppose. He will be safe there. He will come in a week so get him ready. Jiraiya will call you if something happens so I expect you and Menma to be strong enough to protect him. Jiraiya will also continue with his training. Do you understand?"
"Hai…" And the rest was lost as Naruto started to talk.
After a while, Naruto heard Tayuya hang up and decided to remind her of her meeting.
"Tayuya, aren't you going to be late for your date?"
"Fuck! Go get dressed and meet me out the front door."
"Hai!"
And Naruto disappeared behind a door. Tayuya followed him to a different section of the mansion, the one where all the servants lived. If they had to decide, they would all say it was like being in a boarding school. Orochimaru often picked up kids and people from the streets. In the children's case, he would give them a simple job and provide them food, and a place to live in. He would also put them in school.. When they turned 16 they turned servants and if they had problems in school Orochimaru would hire a tutor for them, Then when they were 18 they were free to go if they wanted to. Every one of the ones who left would often come by to talk to Orochimaru and all of the other servants, they never lost contact with him. Most of them would work at Orochimaru' s company. All in all the man was a saint in a devil costume. The only thing they all hated about the man (except for Kimimaru) was that when he was drunk(Which he was always was when he was in the house) he tended to mentally abuse of his adoptive child, Naruto. And when he was extremely drunk he would abuse him physically. This all caused the boy serious problems. When he first got there at the age of 10 , he was a very happy lad. But after a month or so Orochimaru (and Kimimaru) managed to give him an extremely low self-esteem to the point where he would always stutter when he first met someone, thinking he didn't deserve anyone to like or talk him. The blonde had many times qualified himself as a worthless use of space. Even if nobody but Tayuya and Menma actually liked and talked to the boy, they still thought he didn't deserve what Orochimaru and Kimimaru did to him, they had heard that the boy had come from an even more abusive home, which seemed impossible, but it hadn't inflicted as much mental damage. Besides that, the two men would almost starve the kid to death. In consequence leaving him short for the rest of his life because he was already very badly malnourished when he got there. It was as if they hated him, which they were pretty sure they did And they were all very happy when the blonde started to get his personality back. He was once again the little orange bundle of sunshine that lightened up the house. Even if he still stuttered and sometimes still qualified himself as worthless if someone said so, Tayuya and Menma managed to help him, take him out of the hole where he was trapped.
Tayuya had just finished arranging herself and was leaving when Naruto appeared.
"Tayuya! I finished!" She looked down at him (he was extremely short.) He was wearing black baggy jeans, a white long sleeved t-shirt that had countless orange swirls (one of the many ones she had bought the blonde) and a light blue hoodie with no sleeves. She smiled.
"Looking good shortie."
"Don't call me shortie!"
"But you barely make it up to my nose! And that's because of the spikes in your hair!"
"SHADDUP!"
She laughed. She really appreciated the blonde. She was the one that taught him how to fight after asking Orochimaru for permission. She even taught him her family's fight stile. And she had to face it, the blonde was almost as good as her. It made her happy that he could fight so well. Just like a true Higarizawa.
"Come on Tayuya! Your boyfriend is already screaming his lungs out!"
They walked out to find a tall white haired man. He was wearing a blood red button-up shirt that was unbuttoned at the top, letting everybody see his chest and a weird symbol hanging from a silver necklace. He also had dark blue jeans and black shoes. He was leaning against a red Ferrari. This was Hidan. He was obsessed with blood, his religion and worshipped the god, Janshin.
"FUCKING CRAP, HOW FUCKING LONG DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE CLOTHES, HUH?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, I HAD TO TAKE A FUCKING BATH!"
"THAT'S WHY YOU WERE LATE? BECAUSE OF A BITCHASS SHOWER?"
"YES, YOU MOFO!"
"FREAKING WHORE!"
"DIE, BITCH!" And Tayuya launched herself on Hidan, knocking them both to the floor and they started to wrestle.
"U-um guys?"
"WHAT?" they looked up at him.
"A-Aren't you going to b-be late?" They looked at each other and got up arranging their clothes.
"You look good." Tayuya was wearing a black dress that stopped just above her knees with thigh long stripped socks and black boots. She also had a little black bow on the right side of her head.
"So do you."
"Squirt coming with us?" He ignored the 'I'm not a squirt' yell from the blonde.
"Yeah, we just need to drop him of at the mall."
" Kay, hop in" The three entered the car. Naruto accidentally slammed the door.
"DON'T SLAM THE DAMN DOOR!" Hidan literally roared.
"I-I'm so-sorry" Naruto instinctively covered his head.
"DON'T YELL AT HIM, NOW HE'S SCARED!"
"COME ON, ITS NOT LIKE I'LL FUCKING HIT HIM!"
"HE THINKS YOU WILL, YOU DUMBASS!" Naruto smiled, they were perfect for each other.
A bitch slap, a punch and many fights later they finally made it to the mall.
"When should we pick you up, shortie?"
"M-maybe at nine?"
"Okay, see ya." And they drove off.
Naruto quickly entered the mall and started to look for a coffee shop that looked like the one Temari told him. He finally found it. It wasn't small, but it wasn't big either. Its walls were a baby blue with some paintings of light pink ribbons along the wall. It was called ' De Point Bleu'. It was clearly a place for lovers. Naruto quietly entered the shop, trying to attract as little attention as possible. He saw a blonde haired waitress. She looked a lot like Ino, but she was taller and instead of having one bang covering her left eye, she had it covering her right eye. And her hair was shorter and a different shade of yellow. She was wearing a pink maid dress, with white thighs and everything. Naruto decided to ask her if she could help him.
"U-um, e-excuse me, miss?" He said in a shy voice.
"Miss? Oh you must be new! You're so cute! But I'm not a girl, if you didn't know this is a cosplay café." She giggled.
"Cosplay?"
"Yep! Each week we have a knew theme, this week's one is maids."
"O-oh, b-but if you're a boy, w-why are you dressed like that? Shouldn't you be in a boy's outfit?"
"Well, that's kind of my boss's decision. You see, if she see's that you're a boy but your cute enough to be a girl, she will mostly make you dress up as a girl." And HE giggled again.
"A-ano…"
"Deidara, you can call me Dei-chan" He smiled.
"A-Ah, D-Deidara-san, i-is your boss's name T-Temari?"
"Yup! Why?"
"W-Well, sh-she told me that there was a j-job here a-and…w-well.."
"You want the job right?"
"H-Hai."
"Alright, lets go to her office. Ne, Sasori, could you take care of the shop for a little while?" A red head that looked a lot like Gaara only a bit shorter popped his head out of a door. He wasn't dressed up as a maid.
"Sure."
"Kay, lets go!" Deidara took Naruto to a big wooden door at the back of the shop. He knocked three times.
"Come in!"
They both entered to find Temari drinking coffee.
"Naruto! Wow, so you did come!"
"H-Hai."
"Glad you could, soo, you want the job?" Naruto nodded.
"Okay, if you ever have some kind of emergency or need to get out early or anything of that nature just ask."
"Kay, A-Arigatou!" Naruto bowed.
"No need for so much formality" She smiled
"You start tomorrow after school."
"Okay!"
"Now, would you like Deidara to start telling you about the job?" Naruto nodded.
"Kay, follow me Naru-chan!"
"Why does everybody call me Naru-chan?" Naruto whined and blushed heavily.
"Because your so cute!" Both of the taller blondes squealed.
Deidara told the blonde about everything. After that he made the blonde a strawberry milkshake.
"B-But I don't have any money."
"Its okay, its on the house!"
"Thank you Dei-chan!"
"AAAWWW! Your just too cute!" He hugged the blonde tightly.
"DANNA! COME SEE OUR NEWEST RECRUIT!" And in came the redhead with brown cold eyes.
"Sasori, this is Naruto, Naruto, this is Sasori." Naruto shaked Sasori's offered hand.
"H-Hi! Nice to meet you!" The redhead nodded in approval.
"Isn't he cute Danna?"
"Yeah, he is. " Naruto blushed even more than he already was.
"A-Ano? C-can I-I ask you something?"
"Of course!"
"A-Are you to, like, to-together?" Ha said this in a very hushed tone.
"Yes , we are, how did you know?"
"Well, its just that you give of these…happy vibes…"
"Happy vibes?"
"When someone is happy with another person, he or she will always give of this happy feeling which I happen to call h-happy vibes…"
Sasori and Deidara exchanged looks and smiled at the little blond in front of them.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXSUPER TIME
By the time Naruto had to go he already was friends with all the staff at the café. They were Deidara, Sasori, Haku, Chouji, Hinata and Matsuri, Gaara's girlfriend. Ironically enough, they were all older and taller than him. Hinata was the only one that was about his height…maybe a couple of inches taller. He was very happy he was finally able to make friends. At his school they hated him because he was let a couple of grades up. It also had to do a lot with the fact that he had three whisker like scars on each of his cheeks and him being an orphan.
He shuddered. It was starting to get cold.
"Yo, blondie want a ride?" The blonde turned around to see a black haired man.
"N-No thank you."
"Come on, we can go to my house to eat something." He started walking toward the blonde.
"T-Thank you but I'm waiting for someone." Naruto was starting to get nervous. He tried to walk away but the man grabbed his arm.
"Come on, we'll have fun."
"P-Please l-let me go sir." The mans grip tightened painfully. Naruto winced, that was going to leave a bruise.
"Not until you accept to come with me" He glared and slapped the blonde very hard when suddenly someone gave him a punch that almost left him unconscious. The man looked up to see a purple eyed white haired man that had all his hair gelled backwards.
"No means no, motherfucker! You okay kid?" Hidan crouched next to Naruto while the other man scrambled away. The blonde had fallen and was shaking incredibly. There were tears coming from his eyes. He gently yet awkwardly patted his back.
"Naruto!" Tayuya quickly kneeled next to the blonde and hugged him.
"Are you okay ?" The blonde gave a barely noticeable nod.
"Let's go okay? She helped the blonde get up.
"I already put him to bed"
"Do you need my help or anything?"
"No, thanks."
"Kay." Tayuya gave Hidan a peck on the lips.
"Love ya."
"Same here." Tayuya watched as HIdan drove off. She smiled and as she closed the door you could see a ring glisten in her left hand.
Yami: I finally made it! My longest chapter yet! Hurray!
Naruto: So Tayua and Hidan are together?
Yami: Yeah, It's just that they are, at least for me , perfect for each other….you know I'm kinda getting tired of Yami, so from now on you shall call me Mic for Microfone.=^^=… I can't believe I killed Orochimaru…
Naruto: PLEASE REVIEW=^^=