Chapter 24:
"Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents." I said as Paul walked out of my fathers office. They had the "Talk", all men have with their girlfriends parents.
Kim walked up as Paul just stared at me in silence.
"I think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab" I said sadly. The poor bird was useless...
" Okay... whatever... But anyways, I think we should all go to this new club thingie thats for pregnant teens, non alcoholic of course." She said kindly.
" Oh good 'cuz I ain't going back to that rehab place. Lindsay Lohan tried to rape me." I said. Kim looked at me like I was crazy. Paul tensed. I petted his shoulder. " Its okay. I will never switch teams again." I yelled.
"Rules are not written as guidelines, they are actually rules, despite what Johnny Depp believes, Mr. Depp told me that himself" I yelled into his ear as I let go of the frozen Paul and skipped down the hallway with a dazzled Kim...
~big brothers stink~
It was halloween. I'm dressing up as a... idk. It's just something I threw together.
"Por Favor?" I asked Paul. Por Favor means please in Spanish for those of you who don't know.
" No."
" Por Favor, again?" I pleaded again.
" No, again."
" Well you have to do as I say or I'm never ever going to marry you." I said as I moved on Paul's back. I was sitting on him.
" You'll do that anyway, because Em will make you and get off of me." he said. I didn't move.
" No. Not untill you go trick ro treating with me!" I yelled. Sam and Embry walked by the door with James in his hands.
" SAM! EMBRY!" Paul yelled in my ear. I rubbed my ear. I sat indian style on his back. Paul was laying face first on the carpet.
I heard heavy footfalls in the hall.
" What?" Embry asked while his figue was in my doorway. He had his eyes covered.
" Take your hand off of your eyes were not doing anything!" I said. Embry uncovered his eyes and laughed.
" Whats going on here?" he asked.
" Don't mind that man!" Paul said loudly." Get your sister off of me!" Paul groaned.
" I don't think I will. And why is she even sitting on you?" Embry asked. I smiled.
" He won't go trick or treating with me, Kim, Jared, Em, Sam, James, Fred, Amy, and Dyl. We have matching outfits for all the pack, too!" I said. Embry started to back away, getting my plural "pack".
" Kim!" I yelled as Kim and Emily lept onto Embry. They took him down. Now he was on the floor with two girls on his back.
" GET OFF!" He yelled. We all laughed, except for Paul and Embry.
" Not untill we get what we want!" I yelled back at my older brother.
" NO!" He screamed to the world.
" NO!" I screamed back at him, while laughing. " Clair!" I yelled.
Clair popped out from the dresser.
" Damn girl!" Embry yelled. Clair was able to fit in a dresser drawer. She was so damn skinny.
" Duck tape." I yelled as she threw me the duck tape. First I taped down Paul, and then Embry. Then I got a razor blade. That would make them stay down. Or at least Paul would, then Paul would make Embry stay down if he wanted to live.
I put the blade up to my wrist.
" You wouldn't." Paul hissed from his ground spot. I smiled.
" Undo the duck tape before either of you say yes to being your halloween outfits. We all have special outfits for you that all match too!" I said. Paul sighed and gave in.
" Fine! I'll be the stupid costume." He said as he undid the ropes. Embry started to take of his too. I pushed the razor into my arm. It had blood and it stung like hell.
" EMBRY!" Paul yelled as he rushed over to me.
Thats when Embry also gave in... This is going to be so much fun.
~big brothers stink~
We dressed all the guys as Umpalumpas! They look so funny. Seth is the peppiest of all of them. I wish he was the little brother I always wanted. This is what we went as.
Kim: Sleeping Beauty
Me: Cinderella
Clair: Snow White
Emily: Jasmine
James: Gene Simmons
Amy: Mama Bear
Dylan: Papa Bear
Fred: Baby Bear
Thats my list.
It's almost 5 oclock and we still have to do the guys faces.
I sat on a chair in front of Paul.
Kim in front of Jared.
Clair in front of Quil.
Emily in front of Sam.
Amy in front of Embry.
Dylan was doing Seths.
" Quit MOVING!" I yelled at Paul. I was trying to make is eye lashes look longer by putting on my wasn't working. He just kept moving.
" It is bugging my eyes. Just wipe it off of my eyes!" He complained.
" Then shut your eye!" I yelled back. Paul did what he was told.
I put a huge load of crap on his face. Now instead of tan his face was orange. I smiled at my handywork.
" Soph, if I get bit by one of your verry real werewolf thingies that you hide in your closet, and I start to float around the house with fangs. Your going to be the very first one to have my wrath." Amy said with a smile. I felt Paul laugh. He had a smile on his orange face.
" Werewolves don't have fangs..." I said" And they most certainly do not float in mid air." I told her sternly.
" Oh! Shut up! Close enough!" Amy said as she left the room. She was headed up to get our fake teeth. We thought we;d get the boys and be vampires.
" Werewolves?" Sam asked as he stood up.
" Shut up. I've always had a facination with Vamps and Wolves. Remember what book series I made you buy?" I asked him. I stood up and Paul touched my ass. Not kool, but I ignored his hand, now on my thighs.
" The Vegan Diaries? I think? I'm not sure." Sam said. Everyone asked.
" Hey! I was a vegitarian for the last 3 years of my life untill I started to get into trouble. I had to sit in a jail cell, remember? Chapter 1? Ring any bells?" I asked. They looked at me weird. " But it was the Vampire Diaries. Not the Vegan Diaries. Geeze Sam! One of my favorite couples was Caroline and Tyler, even though they were bad, but my favorite couple was Damon and Elena. I wanted them to get together, but no Stefan just had to get in the way!" I vented. Kim chirped in.
" Man! That was an awesome book! Damon is really awesome for Elena though!" Kim said as she put the green wig on top of Jareds head. I did the same with Paul.
"Ohh!" I moaned as My baby, that me and Paul changed the name to Samantha ( after Sam), kicked. Paul was out of his seat and beside me in an instant. It felt weird and it scared me, because I wasn;t expecting it, thats why I moaned.
" Whats wrong?" He asked frantically. I shushed him and grabbed his hand. I put it on the exact place where I felt the baby kick.
" Feel that?" I asked him. He just nodded, and smiled.
I smiled as we finished the guys makeup and put on all the right stuff, but saved the vampire teeth for last.
Kim, Me and Clair all walked out and headed over to our boytoys. I gave a no teeth smile.
" What the?" Jared yelled, but Kim kissed him before he could finish. I smiled a wide toothy smile and licked my teeth.
" I'm not venomous." I whispered to Paul...
Hey! My life's just getting worse and worse! But I'm trying to stay happy!:) Please review! ILY! I was random in the beginging. SORRY! I THINK I WAS HIGH ON CANDY OR SOMETHING!