Mic: Oh how I love cake! *eating cake*
ITMB: That's another thing. Every time that time of the month comes, you eat even more sugar than you normally eat, when you're normal you eat sugar like that boy…um…oh yeah! L Ryuuzaki…I think… and I'm the one who always has to get you sweets in any type, shape or form. If it's bad now, I don't even want to imagine when we get married and you get cravings when you get pregnant, you're gonna turn diabetic woman!
Mic: Of course not! Dad makes me get a weekly check up and my sugar level Is fine! Besides who said I would marry a porn addict like you?
ITMB: You say that now, but I know you can't resist my charms. *wiggles eyebrows*
Mic: *blushes* In your dreams moron! *punch* Any way…I want some more cake…
ITMB: I bet that when I propose to you, instead of a ring, I'll give you a extra super large donut, and instead of real flowers , I'll give you sugar flowers.
Mic: Anyways guys, I have tried since chapter two to change the summary of the story but my damn account won't let me, so have in mind that that is not the summary….I don't know which is though…I'll tell you in the next chapter!
ITMB: I will never know why it is that I love you…
Mic: On with the story! *eats more cake*
Naruto was on the way to his locker when someone called him.
"Naruto!" He turned around, It was Ino. He unconsciously lowered his head, preparing himself for the mental and possible physical abuse.
"Y-Yes?" He asked fearful of the consequences.
"Naruto…I….I wanted to….I wanted to apologize for everything I've done to you, I-I hope you can forgive me…" Naruto just stared up at her in shock.
"And I also wanted to apologize in Sakura's place, what we did was wrong and we shouldn't have named you a loser just because of your scars and because you were adopted. I guess we were jealous because your younger and smarter than us…I'm really, really sorry!" She bowed and looked up when Naruto touched her shoulder. He was smiling at her.
"It's alright, Ino-san. I don't hate you or anything." Ino smiled at him as well.
"Please, just call me Ino." Naruto nodded. Suddenly he remembered something.
"Ne, what about Sakura? Won't she be mad?"
"Actually she is mad already, she doesn't want to talk to me and…she made sure no one else does…" She looked sadly at the floor.
"…Ne, would you like to have lunch with us ttebayo?" She looked at him surprised.
"But-"
"It's okay, I already forgave you and I'm sure it will be okay with them as well."
"…Okay." They both smiled and headed to class together. When they entered everyone looked up, both blondes were nervous because of the sudden attention. Naruto headed to his usual seat and invited Ino to sit beside him. Gaara watched this from beside the male blonde and became instantly wary of Ino, giving off hostility waves. The girl felt them and bowed her head. Naruto glared at the redhead, who simply looked at him and nodded, instantly making the waves disappear. Every class went on like this. With Gaara (who had all the classes Naruto and Ino had) and any friend of the blonde boy present (except for Chouji and Hinata, the more pacific ones, but even they were a bit cautious) being extremely wary and especially hostile towards the blonde girl. Until Naruto got fed up. The bell had just rang to announce lunch time and he waited while Ino was in the bathroom. He saw everyone approaching him (Chouji and Hinata weren't there, he figured they had already gone to the cafeteria) and confronted them.
"Okay, what is wrong with you guys?"
"…Naruto, she-"
"I don't care! Why can't you let it go? She already apologized and I forgave her!"
"Naruto, how do you know it's not some kind of joke or something?"
"I don't know, I just do! Let it go!"
"How can you just forgive her like that? After everything she's done?"
"Look if you don't want to be near her then don't, but I'm sticking with her tteba." When Ino exited the bathroom he looked at her.
"Come, Ino." He took a hold of her hand and started walking away. She looked back at the guys humbly.
"Naruto, what abo-"
"Forget them, they're just a bunch of idiots. They think that you were just joking this morning."
"You shouldn't get angry at them because of me, Naruto." She looked apologetic at him.
"You're my friend now and I won't let them act like that when you're around ttebayo." He sounded really mad. Ino couldn't believe he defended her. After everything she did…
They both sat down on a table on a far corner of the cafeteria, Naruto's usual place, there was almost no one there. They both looked up when someone sat down with them. It was Hinata and Chouji.
"You're not going to act like the others right?"
"N-No, Na-Naruto-kun." And Chouji shook his head.
" I-Ino-san, I-I'm glad yo-you decided to jo-join us" She smiled. Ino smiled too.
"Thank you Hinata." She blushed a bit when she looked at Chouji. He smiled and continued eating. She blushed a bit more and looked away. One by one everyone else apologized to Ino and sat down. They eventually came to accept Ino, after seeing that she wasn't so bad and that she was under the influence of Sakura. Suddenly the whole place silenced when Sasuke came in. He never came to the cafeteria.
"Hi Sasuke, do you want to sit with us?"
"No." He didn't even look at Sakura. They all watched as he approached the table where Naruto and his friends were sitting. Naruto looked up at him.
"Oh, Hi Sasuke, take a seat." He made room for the raven who sat down.
"Hn." He nodded to show his thanks. Then simply crossed his arms, closed his eyes and ignored everyone else. The ones in the table looked at him, some gaped, some simply glanced his way. Everyone else in the cafeteria stared in shock. Especially Sakura, internally she was boiling in anger. Naruto couldn't talk so freely to Sasuke-kun, he didn't the right to do anything! And she was making sure he understood that. She quickly stood up and exited the cafeteria, Renji who was in the same table followed her.
Everyone else eventually somewhat got over the shock of Sasuke being there and continued eating.
Math Class
Everyone was waiting for Shikamaru-sensei to show up though he wasn't particularly late. He finally entered the classroom.
"Guys, page 47, don't be loud or troublesome, I'm taking a nap." Laid his head on the desk and immediately started snoring. They looked at him for 5 minutes before they all started chatting. Naruto took out a black notebook and started doodling. Since Asuma had requested they sat in alphabetical order, starting with their surname for his class, instead of letting them seat where ever they wanted to, Sasuke and Naruto were next to each other near the back .
"Look teme, this is you." He showed the raven a little drawing of a funny looking duck with Sasuke's face. Sasuke took the notebook.
"Hey, don't you know the word please ttebayo?" Sasuke seemed to finish whatever he was doing and showed Naruto the drawing of a flea…with Naruto's face…
"Teme!"
"Dobe."
"Teme!"
"Dobe."
Naruto stood up and pointed his finger at Sasuke. "TEME!"
"Naruto, if you don't shut up I'll tell Kakashi that it was you who stole his entire collection of Icha Icha last summer. And I'll also tell Iruka that you put that snake in his drawer."
Naruto 'eeped' and sat down and decided to concentrate back to his little doodles. Sasuke stared at him a while before taking a book out and starting to read. 'Why don't you remember…?'
The bell had rung, announcing the end of the day. Sasuke was headed to his car, normally he would use his motorbike, but lately it had had some troubles with the brakes so until it was okay again he would use his car. He stopped when someone called him. He recognized the voice as Ino's. He mentally sighed.
"Ino, I already told you I-"
"No, it's not that, I-I wanted to apologize for always following you around and causing you trouble. I didn't think it affected you, I just thought on myself. I'm really sorry and I hope you can forgive me." She bowed. Sasuke stared at her then started walking towards his car again.
"I forgive you." Ino watched as he got into his car and drove away. She felt happy with herself. That day Ino went smiling to her house.
It had been an hour since school ended. Naruto was watching TV when someone knocked on the door. He opened it to find a very tired and distressed looking Uchiha. He was wet because it was raining. He was panting which indicated that he had run all the way there. He was wearing a dark blue t-shirt and black jeans. His duck-butt hair was down and he was a bit flushed.
"Sasuke! What the hell! You're all wet teme! Come on inside!"
"I need your help."
"With what?"
" Nagashi."
"What does he have to do with you running all the way over here?"
I don't have a clue to what to feed him. The little devil won't come out from under my bed, he won't listen to me and he's destroying all my freaking shoes. And every time I try to grab him he bites me." Naruto stared at him and laughed.
"Naruto."
"I-I know, I-I'm sorry, i-it's just that I didn't think an all mighty Uchiha could be afraid of a little puppy ttebayo." Sasuke glared.
"I am not afraid of that thing."
"Ye-Yeah right. Anyway lets go." He grabbed two jackets, one for him and one of Jiraiya's for Sasuke. He got two big umbrellas, got out and locked the door. He handed the jacket and one of the umbrellas to Sasuke. He knocked on the next door. Pein answered.
"Oh, Naruto."
"Hey, If Jiraiya comes home before I do, tell him that I'll be back soon, there's dinner in the fridge, his laundry is done and I cleaned everything so I want it to stay clean, okay?"
"Yeah, sure…" He looked at the raven. "Oh Sasuke I didn't know you were friends with Naruto."
"You know him?"
"Yep, I'm friends with his brother Itachi."
"Oh, well anyways we gotta go, bye Pein."
"Bye Naruto, Sasuke…Oh Sasuke, tell Itachi that I need my book back." Sasuke nodded at him and finally the blonde and the raven were on their way. It passed ten minutes when Naruto noticed something.
"Hey, I f you got a car, why did you run here ttebayo?"
"The damn car didn't want to work."
"And why didn't you bring a coat?"
"Obito hid them and he wasn't home, Tobi didn't know where they were and Itachi had a hangover and he was sleeping, so I couldn't get his keys."
"And what about Nagashi? If you don't know what to feed him then what did you feed him yesterday?"
"Kakashi fed him yesterday, and the day before, I wasn't home."
"So you know Pein, do you know Konan too?"
"How can I not know them, every time them and Itachi's other friends crash into my house I have to clean everything. Besides they don't let me sleep until 5 am."
"But don't you have servants or something to do that?"
"Yep but every time my parents go out on a business trip, which happens a lot, Itachi gives them the day, week, month, whatever it is off. He probably does it just to piss me off."
Sasuke glared at the blonde beside him when he laughed.
"What?"
"Nothing ttebayo."
They continued walking the rest of the way in silence.
They finally made it to find the kitchen in fire, boxers all over the living room, fire in the bathroom, Itachi trying to put the one in the kitchen out, Obito trying to put out the one in the bathroom, a muddy Tobi running around in nothing but a really long scarf, an orange swirl mask and a pair of boxers screaming 'I don't wanna shower', something gooey moving on the floor and a reading Kakashi sitting near the entrance. Naruto and Sasuke had the expression of a fish that fell out of the water.
" Itachi what is this?" Kakashi looked up at him.
"Oh hi Sasuke!"
"Wait a moment." Itachi and Obito finally could put out the fires.
"When I left this place was freaking clean! What did you do to it? And what is that thing?" He pointed at the gooey thing
"Well, you see, we all wanted pancakes, and we tried to use the microwave to heat up some chocolate milk for Tobi, it exploded and we don't know how the hell fire got into the bathroom."
"That doesn't explain what that thing is."
"That, my dear brother, is the pancakes." Sasuke and Naruto gaped at the thing, which continued to move.
"Don't worry kiddies, Uncle Kakashi will save us all from Uchiha Itachi's horrible cooking." He ignored the ' You don't know how to make chocolate milk' comment from Obito and kicked the thing out. Sasuke looked at Tobi.
"Tobi! Get into the shower!"
"I don't wanna!"
"Tobi."
"Ok!" And he went to the shower.
"And what are you doing here Kakashi?"
"Passing by, saw Tobi, thought on saying hi, heard there were going to be pancakes, decided to stay a while."
"Damn you all! Naruto my room is upstairs down the hall." Naruto nodded and went in the direction Sasuke pointed. Just when he got up the stairs he heard a yell of 'Are those my bosers?' from Sasuke. He laughed. He opened the door and found little Nagashi sleeping under the bed.
"Nagashi." The little puppy opened his eyes, when he saw Naruto's face he immediately went rushing towards him, barking and whining.
"Come on, let's get you something to eat, ttebayo." Naruto went down the stairs. He saw Sasuke in the down stairs bathroom trying to clean it up, hopefully the fire hadn't been started too long ago so he was able to clean any trace.
"Ne, Teme, can I get something from your kitchen for Nagashi?"
"Yeah go ahead." Naruto passed the living room to find everyone seated on the sofa all the boxers gone, Tobi had somehow already bathed and was sitting there as well, with clean clothes. Wow, Sasuke was fast in controlling any situation. He entered the kitchen to find it in a terrible estate. There was more of that gooey stuff moving around there, the microwave was destroyed and everything was covered in mud. He sighed.
"Ne Nagashi, do you think you could wait a little while I clean this up?" The little dog seemed to understand, Naruto let him down and Nagashi ran into the living room. Naruto sighed again.
"Well, might as well get started ttebayo!" He found everything he needed to clean under the kitchen sink and started by putting away all the trash and gooey monsters in a big black plastic bag.
Sasuke had finally finished cleaning the downstairs bathroom, the TV room, the dining room, the hall, upstairs bathroom, Itachi's room, Obito's room, Tobi's room, the living room, the office and the other upstairs bathroom. All that was left to do was clean the living room and the kitchen. He was walking down the stairs when a delicious smell filled his senses. He walked into the living room to find it clean and everybody eating pancakes. Nagashi was eating pancakes as well, with a bit of milk. He then headed to the kitchen and found it exceptionally clean as well and Naruto was cooking something on the stove.
"You didn't have to clean, you know?"
"Maa." Naruto brushed it off and concentrated on some tomato sauce he was preparing.
"What are you doing?"
"Spaghetti, here try this." He held up a spoon with a bit of the stuff.
"How do I know it's not poisoned."
"It's not poisoned you teme! Just try it ttebayo!" Sasuke grabbed the spoon and put it in his mouth.
"Hmmm…..It's pretty good for something made by a dobe."
"TEME!"
"How bout you stay over for dinner Naruto?" Itachi's head popped out.
"U-Um…I have to ask Ero-sennin." Obito appeared.
"Ero sennin? As in Sennin? As in The Great Toad Sennin?"
"Yep…why?"
"He's the reason I started writing! How is it that you know him?"
"He's my godfather."
"Oh my god! I'm in the presence of the godson of a genius!" Obito kneeled in front of Naruto.
"U-Um, tteba…" Obito looked ready to faint from excitement. Suddenly Naruto's phone rang.
"Yeah?"
"Naruto."
"Ero-sennin." That's it, Obito fainted.
"What's wrong?"
"Where ever you are stay there for the night."
"Why?"
"Let whoever is in charge there on the phone." Naruto looked at Obito, then at Itachi, nodded and looked at Itachi.
"A-Ano, Ero-sennin wa-wants to talk t-to you." He handed him the phone.
"Hello?"
"Itachi? Is it you?"
"Hai Jiraiya-san."
"Heh, son, puberty hit you bad huh? I could barely recognize your voice. Anyway, Itachi I'm sorry to bother you with something like this, but I need you to take care of Naruto tonight for me."
"Sure, but may I ask why?"
"It's too late for him to come over here walking."
"I understand. Don't worry I'll take care of him."
"Thanks, say hi to your father for me. Bye" They both hung up.
"What did he say?" Itachi looked at the little blonde in front of him.
"Well, you are apparently staying over, Jiraiya had some business and said that he didn't want you to walk over there so late at night."
"So late? But it's 5 o' clock." Itachi shrugged and handed him the phone. Obito woke up.
"Huh? What happened?"
"Naruto is spending the night here."
"Oh…Hey Naruto do you think you could get me Jiraiya-sama's autograph?" He took out Jiraiya's latest book….which had been released four hours ago.
"Um, sure." He took a hold of the book and put it inside a pocket of his jacket.
Kakashi and Tobi appeared. "Itachi, me and little Tobi here are hungry."
"Everyone to the TV room. Since Naru-chan here" "Hey!" " already cooked for us, Itachi and me are handing out the plates." Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto and Tobi did as told. It wasn't long before Itachi and Obito walked into the room with the food. They even got a little milk for Nagashi who was on Naruto's lap.
"And here you go."
"Thanks." Obito was looking around in the massive collection of movies they had.
"Naruto, what would you like, horror, romance, comedy, action, drama, or my favorite, horror."
"U-Um, co-could it be comedy?"
"Sure." And he put on the movie.
They had all finished eating and Obito was washing the dishes, Naruto offered to do it but They wouldn't let him, saying something about being the guest.
They were talking in the living room when Tobi went into his room and got a teddy bear.
"Look Naru-chan, his name is Dei dei!"
"Dei dei?"
"He's very fond of a friend of mine, Deidara."
"You know Deidara? How about Sasori?"
"Yes I do, where did you meet them?"
"I met them at the mall!"
"And by mall do you mean 'De Point Bleu'?
"Uh, yeah." He scratched the back of his head in obvious nervousness with a light blush staining his cheeks and Itachi smirked. Sasuke was looking at them both.
"Ne, Naru-chan do you want to hold Dei dei?"
"Sure, why not?" Tobi handed him the bear. Naruto smiled and looked at it. He looked at his eyes and suddenly his head started spinning. He found himself in the cell from his dream.
"What…?" He heard some laughing. He followed it to some stairs there were down the hall. He went up the stairs and into a garden. There he saw the two boys, the blonde one and the purple haired one. There was another one. The blonde and the purple kid were the same age as before. They were dressed up as servants. They had no bruises but they still looked very pale and thin.. The other kid was black haired and older than the blonde, yet younger than the purple kid. He couldn't see his face because it was a blur. He looked healthy and his clothes looked expensive, so he was probably the son of the master of the house. The three of them were playing with little paper boat that were floating in a little passing river. Suddenly someone called the new kid. He said goodbye and went into the house. The other boys stood up but the blonde fell down again. The purple kid carried him up and went into the place where the cell was.
He took the boy to the first room to the left in the hall. It was a bathroom. He placed the little boy on the sink. He lifted his left legs clothing, revealing bloody bandage on the boys shin. He unwrapped the bandage letting Naruto see a big open wound. The little blonde was crying due to the pain and Naruto felt his eyes fill with tears. The purple teen cleaned the wound with some alcohol. The blonds little hands fisted the others shirt. The when he finished the purple teen hugged the crying boy. The little blonde called him in what Naruto supposed was the teens name.
"Ranmaru…"
Then put him down and headed outside, hand in hand.
Everything disappeared and was replaced with something else. Naruto noticed he was in a library. He heard someone scream and turned around. The same black haired man was there. He was kicking the little blonde in the stomach. Then he punched him over and over again.
"STOP!" He tried to tackle the man, but he passed right through him, he tried and tried again but he couldn't do anything. The man finally went away. Naruto kneeled beside the boy, crying, telling the unconscious boy to wake up. He couldn't touch him. But prayed that he heard him.
" I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I couldn't do anything, I'm sorry! Wake up, please wake up tteabyo." Everything turned into darkness. He didn't notice a pair of wise yet young black eyes watching the whole event from behind a door.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Real World
Sasuke noticed Naruto was looking sadly at the teddy bear when suddenly he stood up letting go of the bear to hold his head. He screamed in excruciating pain. They all quickly stood up, Obito came out from the kitchen to try to get to the blonde but he would scream even more when they touched him. Suddenly he fell down. Still holding his head he started murmuring things.
" I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I couldn't do anything, I'm sorry! Wake up, please wake up tteabyo." Tears were falling down his eyes. He was shaking fiercely. They finally got him calmed down. They changed him into one of Tobi's pj's (the closest ones to his size) And put him in a guest room. They checked his temperature and when they made sure he was alright Kakashi went home and everybody else went to sleep. Nagashi was sleeping beside Naruto.
Two Hours Later
Itacho woke up when he heard his door open and close. He sat up and looked at someone that had his face hidden in the shadows.
"Naruto?"
"Itachi. Long time no see." That wasn't Naruto's voice. It was a bit deeper. He could see his eyes. They were a glowing blood red.
"Who are you?"
"Forgotten me so soon? You should remember, after all your uncle helped in my creation." Itachi's eyes widened.
"Kyuubi! I thought you were suppressed."
"I cannot be suppressed. I have only been dormant all these years. I have always had the power to come out if I want to."
"And why only now have you done it?"
"Naruto's memories are coming back." Itachi kept silent.
"I cannot suppress them any longer. For now he is somewhat safe from the trauma it will bring him because he thinks they are dreams. He can't see anyone's face, except for Ranmaru. "
"Then what happened back there was-"
"A memory. They for some reason have become stronger and I cannot control what Naruto remembers and what not. Every memory will leave a bigger shock on him than the last one. I need you to explain this to Jiraiya."
"Why don't you do it?"
"Because while the memories come back, the time I can come out is limited and controlled. Right know I shouldn't have been able to do it, not until a full day after the memory. And the man's schedule is too irregular. I tried to contact him yesterday but he wasn't present. Tell Jiraiya that the day that he thought Naruto had a nightmare, was a memory. Tell him that the days Naruto's memories come back he has to give him an aspirin, it will reduce both the pain and the aftershock. Also tell him that the other experiment done is already on the move."
"The physical one?"
"Yes. Because it is not natural, Naruto will feel a pain far worse than anyone existent. So the day it finally happens, he has to sedate him immediately or Naruto could die due to the pain. Also tell him that it will have the same effect on him than on everyone who has it already but it will only happen once a year, for a whole week."
"How is it possible it does that? Shouldn't it have a normal course?"
"Yes, but the investigation was uncovered before he could give the final dose to Naruto."
"When will it happen."
"Sadly I cannot tell you for I, myself am not sure."
"Is there anything else?"
"Yes, tell your brother to use a condom." (ITMB: That's my special touch, hehe) They both chuckled. Suddenly Kyuubi grabbed his head.
"Fuck…"
"What?"
"My time has run out. Tell Jiraiya and Kakashi everything. It will be a good idea to have someone watch Naruto at school. Also tell them that I will try to come out to tell them about any irregular activity in Naruto's mind. Every time Naruto' s eyes are becoming bloodshot is probably because I will appear. Tell them to watch out after I do Naruto may get a very high fever because of the mental strain my appearance causes him. And that when I appear, Naruto's eye color may not always change. " Suddenly he fell. Itachi approached the blonde and opened one of his eyelids. His pupils were turning blue once again. He took the blonde and carried him back to the guest room, made sure there were no signs of fever and went back to his room, sleep gone and a million of questions in his head.
Mic: So? How was that?
ITMB: I admit the Memory part was kinda good (I like the dream memory better tough..) The Kyuubi one was a lot better. But I think that you suck the fun out of everything you write."
Mic: What?
ITMB: The cake part, the wet Sasuke part, the pancakes part, you sucked the fun out of it.
Mic: Oh god! I'm a horrible writer! * Goes to cry to a corner*
ITMB: * sweatdrops* Please review and tell me If Mic and I should get married….and if you say no it's cause your jealous, bastards!