MIc: So…I don't have clue as to what say right now…
ITMB: Figures.
Mic: WELL I DON'T SEE YOU SAYING SOMETHING!
ITMB: That's because I don't need to.
Mic:…
ITMB:…
Mic: You know? Besides keeping myself busy with writing this, I am extremely bored, I already did my homework and everything else that wasn't homework, damn I wish I could go out.
ITMB: But you can't and since I'm a gentleman and of course your best friend *cough* boyfriend *cough* I have to stay here with you, I'm not only in pain because of your pmsing rage but I'm also bored as hell.
Mic: I AM NOT YOUR GIRL-
ITMB: ON WITH THE STORY!
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Naruto opened his eyes. He was in that cell again. He stood up and looked around. There was no one around. He got out of the cell and went up the stairs. As soon as he did he felt hot wind around him. He looked up. The place was on fire. He tried to locate the boys he had seen. He heard someone yelling. He went around the corner to see the black haired man being arrested. He was laughing like crazy.
"YOU'LL NEVER FIND HIM!" They put him in something like an ambulance. It said Sennin Mental Asylum. He looked around and saw another black haired man carrying the little blonde boy, the man looked shockingly familiar but before Naruto could realize who it was everything morphed to look just like the place he had seen the other blonde.
He was still floating in the water, but the other blonde wasn't there. He looked around. It looked like a big blank space. Land was nowhere to be seen and what Naruto supposed was the sky was white. There was basically nothing but water.
"Naruto…" He blinked and the other boy appeared right above him.
"Naruto…." The other did the exact same action like the other time. Naruto followed.
"Why aren't you here with me?" His face was cold yet his voice was….loving? Caring?
"I will come for you…"
"I promise…" Naruto's eyes widened when the boy embraced him, making them both fall deeper into the water.
"I will come for you…Wait for me…." The surface seemed to grow unreachable.
"You belong with me…" Naruto seemed to fall asleep just as the boy disappeared.
"You belong to me…" The voice slowly faded.
"Naruto…" Naruto shot up in the bed.
"Naruto?" The blonde looked beside him to see Jiraiya looking at him worriedly, then he felt darkness envelope him. Jiraiya barely caught the blonde before he fell.
"Naruto!" The boys eyes opened. They were blood red.
"Kyuubi…?" He let go.
"Glad to know you remember me. I assume Itachi and Kakashi have already informed you of what's happening."
"Yes."
"Good. Because there's more."
"What?"
"He is coming."
"He?" Kyuubi glared and realization slowly showed itself on Jiraiya's face.
"But I thought he was dead! "
"It would appear so. His mind is still connected with Naruto's, I have succeeded until now to interfere in the….mental bridge, shall we call it. But now that the memories are coming, Naruto's mind is much more sensitive, therefore much more easily entered. That is, if there is some kind of mental connection between the person and Naruto." Jiraiya nodded.
"Is he a threat?"
"No. It would appear he simply wants Naruto near, for what purpose, I'm afraid I do not know." Jiraiya nodded once again. Kyuubi groaned and held his head.
"That is all, I have to go back now." The blonde fell back onto the bed. Jiraiya sat back down after making sure the blonde was okay. He couldn't help but worry. Everything was happening fast. Way too fast for Naruto to handle. And yet Jiraiya knew his godson was strong enough to endure what was about to come.
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It had been a week. Naruto had only woken up until that evening. And a part of last night.
"Well brat, how are you feeling?" Naruto looked up.
"I'm feeling great ttebayo!" Tsunade smiled.
"Good to know squirt! I think you can go to school but I need Jiraiya to bring you to me every day for the next four days."
"Okay!"
"Off you go, shortened brat."
"OLD HAG TTEBAYO!"
"I will ignore that in favor of your head." Tsunade looked at Jiraiya when the man coughed.
"So…..dinner?"
"When?"
"Tomorrow, seven o' clock."
"Okay."
"I'll call you." And with that both pervert and blonde left the building.
"So, Naruto, I'll take you home, but do you think you can be alone for a couple of hours? I have something to do at work." Naruto nodded.
"Can I invite Gaara and Kiba over?"
"Sure….actually I think they're waiting for you there."
"Really?"
"Yep, let's go." And off they went.
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Naruto got out of the car, said goodbye to Jiraiya and turned around to be hugged by someone.
"NARUTO, OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY? DOES IT HURT ANYWHERE?"
"Kiba." The brunette looked at the redhead.
"You're choking him." And sure enough the blonde was a little blue. Kiba let go.
"Sorry!" Naruto coughed a few times.
"You almost hug like Iruka."
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, a little bump in the head that's all."
"It wasn't a little bump Naruto, they hit you with a bat."
"Yeah whatever." He walked up the stairs and headed towards the door of his apartment. He saw a note on the other door saying that Konan and Pein weren't home, they were coming back in a week. He opened his apartment and left the door open for Gaara and Kiba.
"So…what do you wanna do?" Both shrugged. Naruto sighed and decided to go get some instant ramen.
"Are you hungry ttebayo?" Both shook their head.
"You know, you're very quiet today Kiba. And you're never quiet." The brunette hesitated before answering.
"Why didn't you tell the police?"
"Huh?"
"Jiraiya said that before you fell asleep you refused to tell the police who attacked you and Tobi. Why?"
"Because I don't know who it was."
"Jiraiya said it was someone from school."
"I don't remember tteba."
"Sasuke said it was Renji. Well he actually didn't say it, he doesn't talk, but, well…"
"I don't think it was him."
"He was pretty mad. Renji got hospitalized."
"What? Why?"
"Sasuke. He looked like a monster come out from a movie."
"Oh…" He turned around when the water boiled. He poured it in the cup and waited. He didn't say anything, which worried both brunette and redhead.
"Hey man, you okay?" Naruto seemed to snap out of it.
"Huh?"
"You're kinda-"
"Silent." Naruto looked at Gaara. The redhead was giving him the 'I command you to tell me what bothers you' look.
"It's nothing ttebayo…"
"It can't be nothing if you are quiet!"
"…I just….have a feeling…." Naruto grabbed the ramen and started eating, or more like inhaling it.
"What feeling?"
"I don't know…" Someone knocked on the door.
"Coming tteba!"
"I'll get it."
"Okay, I gotta go to the bathroom." And off he went. Kiba opened the door to find something quite unexpected. A big bouquet of blue roses. He looked around. There was no one there. He picked it up and closed the door. Naruto came back.
"What's that?"
"Someone left it here."
"For Ero-sennin no doubt."
"No, for you." Naruto and Kiba looked at Gaara.
"Huh?"
"Here." Gaara handed Naruto a little white card.
For Naruto
From The One In Your Dreams
"Well that is unusual. You finally got a girlfriend?"
"No tteba."
"What does it mean with the one in your dreams?"
"How am I supposed to know?"
"It says your dreams."
"Even so I don't know."
"Why don't we put them in a vase?" Naruto looked up.
"Vase?" The brunette shook the roses.
"Oh, um…here." He took a big yellow vase. He filled it with water and Kiba put the roses in it.
"So…what do we do now?" They shrugged. Naruto decided to watch some TV.
"Hey, do you have any cake?"
"Fridge. There's some chocolate pudding too." Gaara stared at Naruto.
"Oh, there are some cookies up in the cupboard ttebayo." Gaara nodded.
"So, you going to school tomorrow?" Kiba sat beside the blonde.
"Don't know, Ero-sennin said I could skip if I wanted to."
"…" Gaara sat on the other side of Naruto. He had a cookie in his mouth.
"You feel okay?"
"Yep."
"Okay." And they sat. And sat. And sat. Three hours later they were still sitting in the same spot.
"Hello little brat, and not so little brats!" They looked up at the white haired man known as Jiraiya.
"Ero-sennin." The man went straight to his bedroom and came back with a bottle of sake.
"That's my name, don't waste it." Naruto raised an eyebrow at the happy man.
"Ne, did you do it?" Jiraiya choked on his sake.
"Uh…nope."
"You said you'd buy it today ttebayo!"
"I don't know which one!"
"And why didn't you ask Shizune?"
"Because Tsunade wouldn't let her go with me. It's not my fault!"
"Yeah it is!"
"Yeah, whatever brat." He sat down.
"Whatcha watching?" He stared at the TV.
"…Teletubies." Jiraiya gaped at them.
"Teletubies?"
"Yep."
"What are you a baby?"
"Nope."
"Then why the hell are you watching it?"
"It just…sucks you in, you can't stop watching."
"So a red deformed thing running up and down a hill sucks you in?"
"A huh."
"You are so weird, don't you have nothing better to do on Saturday nights?"
"No, and it's not Saturday, and it's definitely not night."
"Brats. I can't believe even you are watching that, Gaara."
" …"
"Come on, I'm not going to spend this day in here with one moody teen, one hyperactive mutt and one blonde flea." Naruto shut off the TV.
"What do you want to do then?" Jiraiya grinned.
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"MACHO MACHO MEN! GOD I'M SO PRETTY!" Gaara fell of the table.
"Now Isn't this much better than watching Teletubies?"
"MUCH BETTER? YOU CRAZY OLD MAN! YOU'RE ALL DRUNKER THAN HELL TTEBAYO!"
"And-hip- why aren't you-hip- drunk as-hip-well?" Kiba's head hit the floor.
"Because I have to take you home, come on." Naruto took a hold of the brunette and dragged him with all his might into the van, one down, two to go.
"Gaara get back here!"
"No!"
"Gaara, get your butt here in this instant!"
"I don't wanna!"
"I won't give you anymore cookies!" Gaara looked up with tears in his eyes.
"Relax Naruto, you act like a mother."
"Shut up! How can I relax when Gaara thinks that coat is Matsuri?"
"I don't see the coat complaining."
"You-"
"Naruto, let's go cookie hunting!"
"What?"
"Naruto! There's a demon in my sock!" Naruto looked at the brunette. Then at Jiraiya, then at Gaara.
"You old geezer help me get Gaara inside the van!"
"Why should I?"
"I'll tell Tsunade it was you who stole her clothes!"
"No!" Jiraiya got Gaara and threw him into the back seat. He got in too.
"Wait, you can't drive!"
"Course I can, how do you think I got home yesterday?"
"Okay, just be careful ttebayo!" Naruto got in, to be almost killed by the man's horrible driving skills.
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Three days had passed and nothing interesting had happened. Sasuke continued eating with Naruto's group, occasionally participating in some conversations. Another thing that happened every day since Sasuke started hanging out with them was the fight between Teme and Dobe. Everyone considered that if it didn't happen there was definitely something wrong with the Universe. Renji had come back to school. The injuries weren't serious, but he did fracture an arm. It was relatively peaceful.
Until rumors had been spread around school about a new transfer student. They said that he was possibly as cold as an Uchiha, and almost as wealthy. Some had said he was very handsome, so the female population started preparing themselves. Naruto on the other hand, for some reason started dreading the day the new student would get there, why? He didn't know himself.
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"Maggots!" Everyone looked at Anko, the Sex Ed teacher.
"Listen up! There will be a play! It's William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet! But the boy parts will be played by girls and vice versa!" The woman grinned as every guy in the room looked at her in horror.
"Yep. The auditions are in half a week and here is the script." She started giving everyone the white paper book.
+"Just play the part you want to get. Oh and if you don't participate you will repeat the whole school year." She smiled. Everyone sweat dropped. 'She's even worse than Ibiki!'
Everyone was leaving the classroom, the girls giggling and the boys wanting the earth to swallow them.
"God, why does she do this?"
"I tell you she is EVIL!"
"…" Gaara nodded in agreement. His eye almost twitched when the woman talked about the play.
"So…what part do you want?" Naruto looked at Kiba like he was crazy.
"I DON'T WANT ANY PART TTEBAYO!"
"You heard Anko-sensei, if we don't go, we're doomed." Gaara nodded.
"But, but-"
"No buts this time dobe."
"SHUT UP TEME!" Naruto looked up at the raven and something seemed to click in his mind.
"Hey, why don't you try out for Juliet?" Sasuke's eye twitched and he smacked him in the back of the head.
"OW! It was only a suggestion, I mean your paleness makes you look a tiny bit feminine sometimes."
"And your shortness and blonde hair makes you look feminine all day and night long."
"TEME TTEBAYO!" The blonde threw a book, which obviously missed its target and hit someone else instead. Someone with pink hair.
"Ow! You idiot!" She threw the book back, almost hitting Naruto on the head, luckily Gaara caught it with ease.
"It was an accident Sakura." She looked at the normally happy brunette. He seemed serious. And under the glare of Gaara she decided it was safer to leave than to discuss.
"Yeah, whatever I have to leave, bye Sasuke-kun!" Sasuke didn't even look at her. But he noticed Naruto was shaking from the corner of his eye. He looked at the blonde.
"Naruto?" They looked at him.
"Buddy are you okay?" Kiba touched his shoulder. The blonde didn't respond. His eyes were dull, unfocused.
"Naruto?" Naruto's vision started disappearing. He didn't realize he had closed his eyes and was falling backwards, Sasuke being quick on catching him. Naruto felt at peace, completely undisturbed. And he was floating, but he wasn't in water. He looked above and saw something strange. There was an opening. Light was coming from there. He tried to get there and when he did he went through, finding himself in a big library. The place where the little blonde was beaten. He looked around. There was no one around. He saw a door and decided to get out. He found himself in a hallway. It was dark red with a black carpet. He heard crying. He followed the sound to a baby blue room. It had nothing but a bed, a desk, a closet, and a book shelf. He looked around before noticing the crying came from under the bed. He looked under it to find a little boy, or a girl, he couldn't tell since the kid had his eyes covered by his hair.
"Are you alright?" The little child looked up, his sobs making his body tremble.
"Are you alright?" The blonde repeated the question, starting to worry even more from the lack of response. Suddenly the child got out from under the bed as fast as he could hugging Naruto in an attempt to find comfort in the older one. He started crying again, louder this time.
"Shh… it's going to be alright." He hugged back and patted his back. The child quieted down.
"Ne, tteba, are you feeling better?" The child nodded and Naruto smiled. The child did the same.
"What's your name?" The child shook his head while touching his throat and buried his head in Naruto's shoulder.
"Okay, it's alright." Naruto remembered something and reached into his pocket, taking out a grape flavored candy. He handed it to the child.
"Here." The child looked curiously at the small sweet, acting like he had never seen one in his life.
"What's wrong? Don't you know what it is?" Naruto gaped when the boy shook his head.
"Look, you open it like this." Naruto took it and twisted both corners of the wrap, revealing a small purple stone (in the boys eyes).
"And you put it in your mouth" He offered it to the boy who took it cautiously and put it in his mouth. Even if his eyes were covered, Naruto could see the complete and utter awe that appeared in the black haired child's face.
"Do you like it?" The child nodded eagerly.
"Good." Naruto grinned but it disappeared when the boy in his arms and the room vanished. He found himself in a different room. It looked like an office. He looked around, concentrating on some paper that were pinned to the wall. There was one in particular that caught his attention. It was a photo. In the photo was the blonde kid in front of a mirror. The only thing he could make of the boy's faces, their eyes. He looked at the other things. Another photo, this time of Ranmaru, the purple haired kid. He was…different. He didn't know what it was but something about the boy was a bit different. He turned around and looked at the desk. There were some notes, one scribbled down in red paper. He looked at the title.
Project 24937105: Negative Subjects: The ultimate soldiers.
Subject 2's Mental Negative. Subject 2 breaks under extremely stressful situations, or the Negative Subject 2 comes when Subject 2 is in threat of serious physical, emotional or mental damage. The project has been successful. Negative Subject 2 is extremely…untouchable in any kind of damage, yet he cannot come out with much frequency, barely 3 times per month. Seems very fond of Subject 2 in a brotherly way.
Project 24937106: Complete Negative Subject (CN Subject 2).
Subject 2's Physical Negative. CN Subject 2 isn't as untouchable. He is completely uncaring, but is extremely fond of Subject 2. For his age (same age as Subject 2) he is extremely mature, knowing about the projects without any information falling in his hands. He is able to read every one of my notes and understand them, even thinking up way of doing the same thing with a different procedure, just as Negative Subject 2. Yet he is extremely dangerous when something is done to Subject 2 or when he wants to be. He does have some flaws such as his tolerance towards pain. It is high but not even a quarter of Negative Subject's.
Project 24937107: Mental Connections.
It is possible, Subject 2 and CN Subject 2 being the proof. It is mostly CN Subject 2 who tries and wants to make the connection, yet Negative Subject 2 does not let him, interfering in the mental connection, trying to leave Subject 2 without knowing about anything, not even himself. Negative Subject 2 also has the power to take away memories from Subject 2 to protect him from any mental or emotional damage, or create false memories in favor of the same purpose. I have also found that Negative Subject 2 mentally sooths Subject 2 in moments of extreme sadness and distress, even if the latter does not notice it.
Project 24937108: Life in another way.
I have already tried this with Subject 17. It woeks. Subject 2's incredible resistance and progress has inspired me to try this in him too. We are currently in the dose number 19. The total is 64. It is working, yet is completely impossible to notice. I calculate that it will take years for it to develop, yet the passage will not be normal for a girl, but for a boy. To resume it is invisible to the human eye or any type of machine.
Madara
Naruto stared in confusion at the red paper. He didn't know why but something made him grab it and put it in his pocket. He also took the photos of Ranmaru and the blonde Just then everything vanished again. He was floating in the darkness again and something seemed to pull him up wards while a light became more and more reachable.
Naruto gasped as he opened his eyes, closing them again because of the light. He heard footsteps coming towards where he was laying down. He slowly opened one eye to see his best friends Kiba, Gaara and now Sasuke there.
"Kiba…?"
"Naruto! A re you alright? How are you feeling?" Naruto stared blankly at him, not hearing a thing of what he said when he remembered both the photo and the red paper. He reached into his pocket to find them still there. He got them out and stared at them, completely ignoring anything else. He murmured something. Something only Gaara heard. Naruto looked up and found himself in the school's nursery. He saw his things on a chair, stood up, took them and walked out the door. His three friends walking after him.
"Naruto where are you going?" The blonde didn't even look at him. He quickly lost them and bumped into someone, that someone being Sakura. Everyone around shut up, smiling for what was going to happen to the blonde.
"Watch it dork, you idiot, you shouldn't even live! You pitiful-"
"Sakura." She didn't notice his voice was cold and serious, very different, nor did she notice his eyes were no longer blue, but red.
"You dare say my name? You're a pitiful excuse for a-"
"Shut up bitch." Everyone stared in shock as the little blonde dared to say that. The pink girl was furious, glaring down at him. She lifted her hand.
"Why you-!" She was going to slap the blonde but he caught her hand.
"Don't you dare touch me you slut." He squeezed her wrist a bit, making her wince and then let go. He turned around walking away. Sakura looked at the crowd.
"What are you waiting for? Get him!" Four big thugs came out from the crowd and quickly followed the blonde. One of them barely touched the blonde's shoulder when Naruto spun around punching him in the gut. He then turned around kicking another one in the face and throwing him towards the other two. He stopped to glare at Sakura who was staring in shock at him.
"How dare you-!"
"No Sakura, how dare you? I could have you arrested and let you rot in jail like the idiot you are. I could make your father's company go broke, leaving you on the streets. I could make your life a living hell Sakura. So please think twice before threatening me, after all, I have rights to Orochimaru-sama's company and money. Do I need to remind you who it was that gave your father enough money for him to sustain his business back in the feral threat?" Sakura gaped, she didn't know what the idiot was talking about.
"Oh that's it, you don't know. Well, my dear Sakura, and everyone else in this school." He talked with pride, but his voice wasn't the same.
"I, Uzumaki Naruto, am the adoptive son of Orochimaru and Kabuto Yakushi." Everyone gaped, they didn't know that about the idiot. Both men were know as owners of the most rich and powerful company next to the Hyuuga's, the Sabaku's and of course, the Uchiha's. They always thought the blonde was alone, working to earn money or something like that.
"Why so shocked? Well, I do not have time to see or hear your stupidity, so I must leave." And leave he did. Sakura was furious, she couldn't believe it, that idiot couldn't be the son of Orochimaru, he just couldn't be. She would teach him not to lie, and the lesson was going to hurt a lot.
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Kiba was worried. He was beyond worried. It had been 6 hours since anyone had seen Naruto. Konan and Pein said that he had stopped by to leave some things and went out again. He didn't know Jiraiya's number so he couldn't ask the man if he had seen the blonde. He almost fainted when his phone rang, the calling phone being Naruto's.
"Naruto! Where the hell-"
"Kiba, can you pick me up?"
"Where are you?"
"…I don't know."
"How can you not know? Don't you remember how you got there?"
"…No tteba, I just woke up in this place."
"Tell me what do you see." Naruto looked around and described everything. Kiba knew where he was and went to get the blonde. Kiba took him to the apartment, they both told Jiraiya everything, the man seeming a bit worried. Then Kiba went back home, he called both Sasuke and Gaara and told them everything, the three going to sleep with a million of questions in their heads.
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"PEOPLE!" Everyone looked at Shikamaru.
"You have free time, do what you please but be quiet. I will sleep now." The instant his head touched the desk he began snoring. Naruto decicded to talk with Gaara in the meantime.
"Ano sa, Gaara-" He stopped talking when he felt a horrible pain in his abdomen, he would have screamed if it weren't for the feeling of peace he was suddenly enveloped with. He was asleep.
Gaara looked at the blonde. "Naruto?" The blondes head was facing the floor.
"What's wrong?" Ah, how emotionless that sounded. Naruto shook his head.
"Nothing." Gaara noticed his voice was different but decided to put it aside for a while. The blonde buried his face in his arms, probably trying to sleep. Gaara spend the rest of the class watching Naruto, waiting for something.
The bell rang letting everyone know the day had ended and Naruto was the first to leave the class, Gaara tried to follow him, but being short the blonde was easily lost in between the mass of people.
"Damn."
"Gaara." He turned around. Sasuke was there, staring emotionlessly at him.
"Where's Naruto?"
"…I don't know."
"You just had class with him."
"He ran off." Sasuke's eyes seemed to narrow a tiny bit. He started walking when Gaara stopped him. He said something that barely reached his own ears.
"Hurt him and die." Sasuke nodded and continued walking, Gaara watching his back become small. He then turned towards the main door, leaving to his house.
Naruto, or more like Kyuubi was walking desperately through the crowd trying to find a certain silver haired man.
"Fuck." Another wave of pain hit him. The strength of it would have been enough for a man used to torture beg for death, yet it didn't even make the blonde wince. His tolerance towards pain was extremely high. The body was in pain but he barely felt a twitch.
"Where the hell is he?" Another wave, this one stronger than the last one. He started running, even if the pain didn't affect him he knew it did affect the owner of the body. The man was nowhere to be seen. He remembered practice was canceled, which meant the man probably left already. He decided to enter the bathroom, there was no one left in school. He would sit down and wait until it stopped, He couldn't move like that.
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Sasuke had looked everywhere for his blonde friend. But the boy was nowhere to be seen. He decided to talk to him the next day and left, heading towards his home.
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Two hours. It had been two FUCKING hours since Kyuubi entered the bathroom stall and he still couldn't leave. He didn't have anything to do. Nothing. If only Naruto had brought his phone with him that day, he could at least have Jiraiya come pick him up but nooooo. He had to be in a goddamned stinky bathroom stall for two hours. He waited another twenty minutes when he felt nothing more. He quickly stood up.
"Finally." He exited the bathroom after washing his hands. And then left the school. He quickly headed to what he supposed was the way home. Luckily it was. Jiraiya hadn't gotten there yet, at least Naruto had a copy of the keys. The instant he went in he headed to the kitchen ate something he care was edible or not, and left to his bedroom to take a nap.
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"I'm home." He barely had time to shut the door when someone hugged him.
"SASU-CHAN! WHERE WERE YOU? TOBI WAS VERY SCARED! TOBI WAS ALONE!"
"Wasn't Itachi here?"
"Yes but Tachi-chan went upstair with blue guy!" *I bet you don't know who that is*
Sasuke growled. "You haven't eaten anything?" Tobi nodded.
"Tobi ordered pizza!" He seemed very proud of himself. Sasuke patted his head.
"Ne Sasu-chan were you crying?" Sasuke was surprised by this.
"No, why?"
"Your eyes are red, ne, can Tobi have some milk?" Sasuke gave the boy his milk and went upstairs thinking on yelling at his brother for abandoning Tobi. He walked past some doors and pounded extremely hard on one.
"ITACHI!" He opened the door only to cover his eyes and run out the room.
"OH MY GOD! MY EYES! THEY BURN! TAKE THEM OUT! TAKE THEM OUT!"
A bunny-pajamas clad Itachi came out. "I told you to knock before entering."
"I KNOCKED!"
"Then you should have waited for an answer."
"WHY THE HELL WERE YOU WATCHING PORN!" *What did you think they were doing? Naughty readers…*
"Well Sasuke, you see, we are guys and from one moment to another we need to-"
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!" A shark-pajamas clad Kisame came out.
"Hi Sasuke."
"What did you need my dear brother?"
"Why did you leave Tobi alone?"
"Did you want us to take him in here?"
"NO!"
"I told you we shouldn't have left the kid alone." Itachi glared at the blue-ish boy-man, whatever, making him shut up.
"That's very irresponsible of you as the oldest Itachi."
"I have to disagree, my dear brother, it is very irresponsible of you to get here at this hour of the night, don't you know you have school tomorrow?"
"Hn." Sasuke stood up and went downstairs.
"Something's wrong with him, isn't it?" Itachi nodded and headed back to his bedroom, pulling Kisame with him and closing the door, smirking at the blushing boy-man's face.
"We almost got caught didn't we?"
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"Tobi you have to go to bed now."
"But Tobi isn't sleepy!"
"I don't care, you have to go to bed, you have school tomorrow."
"Okay!" The boy disappeared and Sasuke shook his head, smiling inwardly.
"I'm home!" Obito appeared suddenly.
"Hi my dear cousin, how's life treating you?" He took an apple, taking a big bite.
"So…anything new?" Sasuke shook his head.
"God I just love the way you chat, tell me more." Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"I'm going to sleep."
"Yeah, yeah, bye." And once again our dear duck-butt haired raven disappeared.
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OKAY GUYS I'M GONNA HAVE TO STOP HERE. YOU SEE I JUST MOVED AGAIN AND REENTERED MY OLD SCHOOL. I KINDA IN A HURRY CUASE THE SECOND I ENTERED I WAS TOLD THERE WERE EXAMS. AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT! BUT I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. WHOEVER READS THIS, I'M NOT SO SURE I WILL BE ABLE TO FINISH THIS STORY, I HAVE HAD SOME…TROUBLE RIGHT NOW, SO IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO CONTINUE IT, I WOULD APRECIATE IT GRATELY, JUST SEND ME AN EMAIL, AND I WILL TELL YOU THE CONDITIONS AND MAIN POINTS TO FINISH IT. JUST LET ME BE COMPLETELY SURE I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO FINISH IT IN CASE I WILL.
I THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION AND FOR USING YOU PRECIOUS TIME TO READ MY STORY.
THE-DOG-SHAPED-MICROFONE