Hello, this is Aya Shameimaru. I'm the reporter, editor, and publisher of Gensokyo's trusty Bunbunmaru Newspaper. I believe that informational literacy is one of the most important things in this world, and I will stop at nothing to deliver the latest up-to-date news to everyone whose house I know.

And to that extent, I even shove these into their fa—I mean I even deliver these to them personally.

Anyway, today there's not much point in going around everywhere to deliver the news. Everybody's gathered at the human village, it seems.

"Ah, there you are! A copy please. Oh wait, make that six copies."

"Ah, miss Keine! Thank you for your patronage!"

I hand over six copies of the paper to her. That's unexpected. Informational literacy must be becoming important now. I understand, especially during times of crisis like these.

"Okay, we have additional fuel. We still need those firewood, though, so I trust the collecting party I sent will return soon."

"... Ah, I expected that."

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Aya spent an hour on a corner after that.