You now head into stranger territory. Maybe not entertaining, but definitely stranger. No Kanda in this one – up, this is just me, Allen and Lavi. The way it played out in my dream, I was watching a -man episode...if you can call it an episode. I had this one this morning. There a lot of stuff about French class before this part. Raising-Cain is not in this one.

I don't own -man, otherwise, I would be hated by Kanda lovers everywhere (read the manga, you'll know why.)

A warning to future dreamers: NEVER watch -man whilst eating chocolate at two in the morning. You WILL get crazy DGM dreams.

As the sun set on a Scandinavian land, Allen, Lavi and I finally made it over the perilous hill. How it was perilous, I don't know; the biggest threat was the bunny rabbit that chased us halfway up the damn thing.

"So, why are we even here?" I asked the two boys.

Lavi, shook his head, indicating that he wasn't telling. I narrowed my eyes, promising a world of pain which would be brought forth by that possessed bunny.

Allen stopped the mind games by saying, "We're not even there yet. Once we get down to that farm, I'll explain."

He pointed to the barn house, perched half way down the hill. I shrugged and followed, not wanting to argue. My muscles ached in protest – we had only just battle our way through a dozen akuma. Rhubarb shaped akuma, can you believe it? I know this is farmland, but come on! We half walked, half skidded down the muddy slope, Lavi and Allen ahead of me. They were definitely excited about something. Do they know the person in the farm? Do they like barnyard animals?

"Why, hello there, young whippersnappers," the old lady greeted us, as she let us in.

"Thank you, ma'am," Allen replied politely. He began to talk to her quietly.

"Dude, who is this?" I whispered to Lavi, as we sat on the sofa, springs digging into my thighs.

"Beats me," came the response.

My nerve was on its last limits. We had climbed an effing huge hill, been attacked by Satan's rabbit, got covered in mud on the way down – and now we're sitting in the house of an effing stranger! What the hell are these two actually planning?

"Oh, it's been a while since I've seen crop surveyors!" the woman screeched with delight.

Crop surveyors? What did Allen say?

"Oh yes, we would very much like to see your turnips growing back there," Allen said.

A warm smile graced Allen's face, and Lavi clamped a hand over his mouth.

"Damn, he's turning on the charm. It'll be worth it though!" he giggled.

I maintained calm long enough to get outside, where the lady left us with a "God bless you". Is that woman deranged? Crop surveyors don't exist – not here. And since when do crop surveyors wear such special coats? She needs a doctor.

"Seriously, if you don't spill the effing beans right now, you're getting a taste of my Innocence!" I growled at the pair.

Allen flinched, while Lavi said, "Look, if we wanted Kanda to come, we would've invited him. Stop acting like him – lighten up."

They must have seen my devil eyes, because Allen quickly babbled, "It's not something we can really explain. We can show you."

"Show me, then."

The two exorcists glanced at each other, and turned to the vast turnip ocean. They assumed a racing stance, before...skipping. They start SKIPPING through the turnips. Soon, they joined hands a spun around the turnips. Then came the turnip angels. It took a lot of restraint not to just sit down and cry.

And when you think that everything in the world had gone wrong, the world kicks it up a notch.

"The maggots of hell are waiting to feast on your corpse."

I jumped, startled by the voice behind me. Even without turning around, I knew what it was.

"RABBIT!"

Lavi and Allen stopped with the turnip fetish, and looked at me.

"No..."

I sprinted towards, them. The red eyed demon rabbit waved, and hordes of cute but sadistic bunnies formed an army around it. The scene was horrifying, but what the things they chanted were even worse. Things like:

"Our God is a wrathful God."

"You anger the mighty Rabbit King."

"We will swallow your souls."

"Die, unclean ones."

"Your deaths will not come swiftly. You will suffer the unending wrath of the Rabbit King."

"We will stab you in the faces with knives."

I woke up thinking, "Why the hell did I watch DGM, then Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged series?"

The rabbit phrases come from LittleKuriboh's YGOTAS' Evil Bear (Marik's Evil Council #2). But the 'Our God is a wrathful God' comes from MasterWGS's Pokemon TAS, episode 6. I really do have to stop watching abridged stuff.

This was shorter, and probably more boring than the last one – but PurplePunkette told me to keep writing. Reviews, anyone?