A/N Hey, this is Rowan/Roo/Skye Summers (read our new fic to find out wiggles eyebrows in a mysterious yet persuasive way)

This story is my Marauders fic written purely to annoy the other ¾ of muppetmadness (Josie, Claudia and Jess) who don't like Remus/Sirius fics bitches 

Sorry it took SOOO long but I had exams and GCSE options and… OK those are lame excuses that Josie would be pulling her hair out about and one of the reasons she doesn't read non-completed fics. I just didn't even realise I had this up here until I looked at our profile and saw it there so here it is… Hope you enjoy…

Oh and BTW this is dedicated to the amazing Science/ Maths/ French-buddy of mine Hannah d, who gave me so much fun, and a lot of quotes. The conversation between James and Sirius on the scraps of paper during a Potions lesson is almost the exact copy of the notes me and Hannah passed during a Chemistry lesson prior to my Murder Mystery Party.. I'll leave you to guess who is who!

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The next week all the school was talking about was the big news; the headliner.

Sirius Black and Remus Lupin were together. As in "TOGETHER together as opposed to together together" as Ravenclaw Rita Skeeter so eloquently put it.

The nature of their relationship was out... well and truly. And surprising for many students it wasn't some dirty rumour a third year had spread, or a viscous quip by one of the Slytherins. No it was Black who had proclaimed it to the world. Well less "the world" and more "Hogwarts" and less "proclaimed" as wearing a neon pink tank top sporting the slogan.

"It's not what you do, it's who you do! I 3 Remus Lupin and his smart-arse"

Funnily enough many of the female population of the school could be seen in the corridors trying to see exactly what Sirius meant when he mentioned Remus's butt.

The week after that the talk was all about the afore-mentioned "coming-out" party. Remus had hidden behind a large book when Sirius had announced his "party of fun Marauder-style to a select few individuals of our choosing" saying it was totally unnecessary and rather awkward.

Still, the party was two weeks away; there was plenty of time for such trivialities later!

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Potions was not James's favourite subject by any stretch of the imagination. The formulas and combinations meant nothing to him, which was why he was thankful his partner was set as Peter, who excelled in potions well beyond anything else. Not that his marks across the field were anything to go by.

Lost in his hap-handed splicing of a particularly bony newt James felt someone poking his back with a wand and turned around to see Maggie Johnson holding a scrap of parchment out to him discreetly. James took it, already knowing who it was from. Among other things Sirius had unearthed over the years at his families old house the inconspicuous pieces of paper were some of the most useful. One person could write and his or her note would be transferred to the other parchment. "Bloody Brilliant" as James frequently said.

James began to write…

Hey Paddy! You got anything else on your party yet?

Of course my dear Prongsie (BTW don't EVER call me Paddy, people will start talking about my "leprechaun descent" again!) Our theme is "Wild West: Murder Mystery"

Riiiight

No, seriously! So far I have:

Rugged, manly and attractive Native American Chief as….

Let me guess… you:P

No… Moony! Duh! I'm going to be his Native princess!

This I gotta see!

Oh and you are a cowboy sheriff type guy.

Thank God… I was beginning to think I was going to be a can-can dancer.

Nope, Lily is the dancer.

WHAT! As in MY Lily!

Well she's not YOUR Lily Casanova.

The love bites say other wise! But seriously, I was thinking. This is going to be our last party we have together, all four of us and I want to remember it. So my dad is sending me a video camera over in the next owl post.

Ooooo Prongsie wants to make "movies" at my party!

Paddy knows he wants to too but with LESS clothes on that Prongsie does.

Less but not none!

True

You reckon Remus wants to make my movie or yours?

Well we have been getting closer lately…

Don't even think about finishing that sentence Mister! This is a cowboy one. Sex, gambling drink and … Horse whips?

Don't forget riding

I'm an Indian… I ride Buffalo

Bare back

In a sexy Indian princess costume!

Let's hope it's not red!

Dude that's bulls!

Right…. Do Indians wear knickers?

I heard they were leaves!

Ewww!

Just kidding that was Snivellus.

Double ewwww!

Before he could reply Sirius felt a hand on his shoulder.

"Now Mister Black, I'm sure you're conversation with Mister Potter is extremely interesting but I think you'll find the 'Felix' you are brewing even more so. Don't you agree?"

"Of course Professor." Sirius grinned but he was sure he heard Remus whispering something beside him which sounded like,

"He better do 'cause he's not getting lucky tonight."