Dear insert name here,
You are cordally cordually invited to Sirius's birthday party.
You will be entering Lily's Last Change Saloon to solve the brutal, bloody, disturbing, gross-out... What Moony? No I am not exaggerating... look now you made me write what I was saying!...murder of Sheriff Pete Shooter (or P. Shooter for short tee-hee-hee)
You are to play (delete as applicable) a can-can dancer, an undertaker, a cowgirl, an Indian chief, a sheriff, a saloon owner, a mayoress, an Indian Princess.
Costumes are compulsory!
Other guests are: Remmie, Jimmy (James, we're trying it out), Pete, Lils, McGonagall (but we don't think she'll accept), Me, Martha Smith (the Hufflepuff Pete fancies… sorry Wormtail but you do!), Eva Fox (because she let me copy her charms essay last week and we need more friends).
Lots of love
Sirius xxx
The party took more time to plan than expected and was co-incidentally turned into a birthday party for Sirius, who insisted on having two cakes because he couldn't decide on Victoria sponge or chocolate. After much deliberation the cast list was taped to the Gryffindor notice board as follows…
Remus Lupin- Indian chief
Sirius Black- His Indian Princess
James Potter- Cowgirl
Peter Pettigrew- Sheriff
Lily Evans- Saloon Owner/Can-can dancer (at James request ofcourse!)
Martha Smith- Mayoress
McGonagall- an undertaker
Eva Fox- a tumbleweed called Widget