I truly have no excuse for not updating, except for the fact that my plot bunnies like to act like loyal-less little bastards -.- Oh well. I made this one uber long so please don't kill me. Oh and I'm publishing a new AxS story soon called "Hers" or "Property of Seras Victoria Don't Touch" depending on if I'm feeling funny and stupid or serious and mysterious. Vote in your review, or suggest a title if you've figured out what it is. Anyways, I don't own Hellsing, or there would be little Alucard and Seras babies running around Hellsing… I guess it's good I don't own it then I guess… Oh well, ON WITH THE STORY!!!
Seras was bored. it had been a whole hour since she had received her "wake up call" and hadn't seen hide nor hair nor dog slobber of her master since, and as Integra didn't have a mission for her Seras was pushed over the edge and into boredom.
There's got to be something to do Seras thought sucking on her bag of medical blood. I could always go see Master, but he might try one of his "surprises". Deciding this was a better alternative to the inevitable Seras decided to put her trepidation aside and focused on Alucard's room from one of the few times she had actually seen it, hoping to surprise her master by phasing down there.
After a few seconds of focusing Seras began to feel a slight tingling all over her body, like it couldn't quite decide where it wanted to be. This must be the weird thing that happens that Master told me about* Seras cheered silently, but still determined. Suddenly the tingling sensation got worse and Seras closed her eyes in preparation for her decent into the devil's lair.
Fortunately, Seras made it to her destination, but unfortunately, she was concentrating so hard on actually moving that she wasn't too concerned with her landing… which luckily happened to be something soft… and alive.
"Not to say that I don't like the current chain of events, but may I ask just why you are sitting in my lap, Police Girl?" Alucard asked. "It's most out of character for you."
Seras squeaked in embarrassment and tried to leap off of Alucard, but an arm that managed to snake its way around her waist kept her from doing this.
"Come now Seras," Alucard smirked. "A pet needs to obey its master."
Seras immediately stopped her squirming and glared up at Alucard. "I am no one's pet," she hissed.
Alucard merely laughed, smirking and rested his chin on her head, much to his fledgling's surprise. "Now, tell me Seras," he quietly rumbled, "why is it that you have ventured into my abode, when you tend to avoid it like a bubonic plague?"
"I'm bored, Master," Seras pouted.
"I fell so used!" Alucard sighed dramatically making Seras giggle. "You only seek me out when it befits yourself!"
"I don't only seek you out for myself," Seras half defended herself through a snicker. "Sometimes I have to get you for a mission." Alucard rolled his eyes.
After a few minutes of silence that both vampires enjoyed, Alucard began to slowly pet Seras's hair, causing the latter to drift into a deep sleep. I guess he really does just think of me as a pet Seras thought sleepily, not noticing a shadowy tendril winding its self around her ankle.
Suddenly the tendril pulled taught and yanked Seras from both Alucard's lap and her nap. Acting as one with the tendril Alucard stood quickly and swooped down and pressed his lips to Seras's who eagerly responded.
"Point two," he smirked stepping over to his table where his blood was and sat down again to watch the very interesting spectacle of Seras trying desperately to overcome gravity and keep her skirt up.
OMG!!! THERE'S THE TINIEST HINT OF A PLOT!!!!! D: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kay, now that that's over I just have to say, I have no more inspiration. I can't think of anymore ways for Alucard to surprise Seras, so if you have one PM it to me (you have to PM cuz the surprises are well… surprises)