Hey you guys! Umm… well there's no "surprise" in this chapter, but there is a hint of plottage! Wow, this looks like it'll be longer than I thought… Oh well, I don't own Hellsing (not until my 456th birthday that is) so all I can do is write payless fanfiction. ON WITH THE STORY!!

Seras slowly turned around in her Master's arms. She glanced over his shoulder to where Alison was sitting, and found it empty, not a huge surprise, really. It was just like Alucard to trick her using a form like that. She looked up at her master and smiled. "Master, I have to tell you something," she whispered.

"And what would that be, Police Girl?"

"Everyone knows that when you see a pretty girl in an anime, especially one that just changed in front of you, you're suppose to get a nosebleed*," Seras growled out the last part, and with that reared her fist back and shot it out to connect with Alucard's jaw with a satisfying crunch. Alucard let go of her and took a couple steps back in surprise, rubbing his jaw around a proud smirk.

"Well, Police Girl," he grinned. "It would seem I brought out another side of you."

"Yea, you did," she snapped. "And if you don't get out right now I'll bring her out to play again."

"Hmm…," he smirked. "Sounds tempting. I get to stay in your glorious presence, and we get to play? I may just move my coffin in here."

Seras flushed crimson at what he was implying. "Master, just get OUT!"

"I could always turn into Alison, you seemed pretty comfortable with her."

Seras whipped around angrily bright red bloody tears springing in the corners of her eyes. "J-Just go Master," she said shakily before turning her back to him. Alucard sighed and cursed himself, as cruel as he could be he hated seeing women cry, especially if it was his fault. He bowed his head and backed out of her room.

Seras checked and made sure that Alucard wasn't trying to invade her mind, then just in case made sure all of her strongest mental barriers were up before smirking in victory. Fake tears work every time she cackled dabbing at the side of her eye. Hmm… I think I may need to find the captain she thought an evil grin splitting her face. We'll see who's getting who Master.

OMG PIP'S HERE! HI PIP! I LOVE YOU!! Just not with Seras. You can have any other girl you want! Like me for example! …Never mind I'm not allowed to date guys with braids and eye patches, well not fictional ones at least. Anyways, you guys know your job REVIEW so Juanita will get fat and be able to fight off the other plot bunnies that try to take her spot!

* I owe this quote to Malakodistudio's Hellsing Abridged episode seven "Mr. Weiner Goes to Rio" You should go watch it, it's amazing.

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