Kay, sorry it took so long. -_- Juniata was under the impression she didn't have to do ANYTHING for the past TWO WEEKS! Yes, I hope you hear this Juni, it's directed at you. Anyways, sorry it took so long! ^-^ As you know, o don't own Hellsing, if you want something to happen in the manga/anime you're going to have to talk to Kouta Hirano. If you want something to happen in this (or any of my) story(ies) then I'm open to suggestions (I do one-shot, drabbles and birthday parties too). ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!! (Seriously though please throw plot bunnies my way)

"Zhat soundz like a wonderful idea, Mignonette," Pip cackled as a smirking Seras pulled away from his ear. The other Wild Geese watch with slight suspicion. If it made the Draculina twist her usually adorable face into such an evil expression, then it wasn't good for anyone. Funny how a far more threatening look from the master vampire failed to worry them in the slightest now, but a mischievous sneer from his fledgling had them looking back when they were walking alone, and made them pray to whatever merciful god there was that they hadn't managed to piss her off. Maybe he's loosing his touch on of the braver soldiers caught himself thinking.

Better not let Master hear you think that Seras sing-songed in his head. Even if you think he's 'lost his touch' he can still dismember you in horrible fashions, should he choose to bend the rules. The soldier visibly paled.

"You alright, man?" one of his fellow comrade-in-arms asked. He merely shook his head slightly, and breathed a sigh of relief when Seras sashayed out with only a knowing smirk in his direction. Maybe he wouldn't die today.

Pip stood in front of his men, a wide grin spreading deviously across his face. "OK, men," he said. "This is what the Mignonette needs us to do…"

Seras skipped down the abandoned hallway, a bright happy innocent smile etched into her features. I'm gonna get Master, I'm gonna get Master she cheered, she felt Alucard probing on the edges of her mind, and let down her guard just enough so that he could hear her mantra. She soon felt her Master's presence ooze into her senses. His chilling, yet warm, aura had ceased to creep her out these days, but, knowing what he wanted, she tensed, what Master wants, Master gets.

"Yes I do," Alucard's rich voice called from all directions.

"M-master, I know you're here," Seras fake-stammered.

"Well I should hope so, I am speaking to you after all," he laughed.

"Come out," she demanded in a fearful squeak.

"Oh, so the fledgling's making the orders around here now is she?" His voice seemed more focused this time, behind her, an a little to the left, so Seras quickly turned heel and saw… empty air.

"Hmm… I would have to say you're faced the wrong way."

Seras again whirled around and this time was met with the surprisingly smooth material of Alucard's shirt.

"Surprise six, Police Girl," he rumbled as he snaked an arm around her waist, and pulled her flush against his chest. "Now, my little beauty, what are you planning?"

"That's for me to know and you to never find out," she purred, wrapping her arms around his neck, thus pulling her closer to his face, and her goal.

"Now, now, you naughty Police Girl, you," he grinned. "Bad fledglings who don't tell their Masters what they want to know don't get treats."

"Mmmm… Have I been bad Master? Do you need to punish me?"

"Oh I do believe I will." With that Alucard whisked her away into one of his many portals. Take as long as you want Pip, Seras thought, I'm good here.

YAY! A surprise! Albeit a sorry one, but it was about as steamy as I can get! ^-^ Anyways I need serious help. This story is gaining a plot quicker than I can beat it down. I already have Partners? I don't need another plotted story. I do fluff fests, not plots. So, unless you want me to throw in an escape dinosaur, and a wallaby riding a bike, and make this a crack fic, OH or I could wait until a major plot point an have my cat wake up and it all be his dream! … Wow I need help… Anyways, unless you want that to happen, I need someone to tell me what happens next. As always, I only need you to review! And leave plot points if you feel so inclined.