Disclaimer: Don't own much except Headphones the movie.
Theater 13 (HE HE HE)
Demyx: Let's find seats for five. (Sees some but five other people sit in them) Oh $#!+!
Sora: Crap!
Xigbar: What oh (Bleep)! (Sees Sora, Kairi, Riku, Donald and Goofy)
Axel: We were going to sit there.
Donald: Well to bad.
Axel: Donald come with me lets negotiate.
(Punches landing and gunshots heard)
Axel: (Holding a bloody Donald) Who's next?
(All of the others leave)
Everyone else: (sits down)
(An ad for dynamite and lasers come on)
Demyx: (Sings Killer Queen) Dynamite with a laser beam.
(An advert for cell phones appears about a man dying answering his phone during the movie)
Axel: He he he! Violence.
Guy in a different ad: Have you made the; Washer, Dryer, Freezer or tv unhappy afraid you'll make the camera mad too?
Demyx: Yes.
Guy: Well sacrifice now.
Demyx: (Attacks Luxord)
Luxord: Ahhhhhhhh!
(Footsteps heard running up the stairs to the camera room)
(Shadow is seen flying past the screen).
Voice: And now our Feature Presentation.
Everyone: Yay!
End of chap 2