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An Island From Hell
Chapter Six: Not A Date
Norway POV:
Morning:
Tore groans and buries his head into a pillow, waking to the sound of the washer going. "I hate your ancient washer and I hate teen's libidos…" Mathias sighs and smiles at the boy next to him in bed. "Good morning to you as well, Norge." "I told you not to face me in bed." Tore says and Mathias grins. "But you aren't asleep now! You said you couldn't sleep with someone facing you. So now that you're awake that rule doesn't apply~!"
A dark glare comes to Tore's face. "From now on the rule applies at all times." Mathias pouts and gets up from the bed, revealing the he is in nothing but boxers in the design of the Denmark flag. "Hey…pervert…get the fuck out or get some pants on." Tore says, blushing a little. "Ohh is my little Norge embarrassed to see me like this~?" Mathias teases and Tore throws a pillow straight into his face. "You can't embarrass me…when we aren't in public. And even then its your stupidity that makes me want to hide in shame for knowing you, or beat the living shit out of you for being so stupid, anko uzai."
Mathias smirks and crawls back into the bed. "Ohhh? You want to bet, Norge?" Tore looks over at him blankly. "Bring it, bitch." Mathias chuckles under his breath before leaning down, bringing his nose to the boy's neck. "I made my move, now it's your turn, Norge." Tore stiffens up, his face going beet red and his left eye twitching.. "…What are you doing? Just because the kids got laid doesn't mean you're going to. Especially since we aren't even dating." Mathias smirks against the boy's neck as he feels his pulse quicken. "Is that your way of saying you want to go out with me, Norge~?"
The room falls into an eerie silence before Mathias is suddenly flying out of the room, crashing into Kaoru. "Ow…good morning Mathias…" Kaoru groans as Mari helps them both up. "What did you say to piss Tore off this time?" Mari asks and Mathias just laughs. "I don't know what you're talking about!" Tore comes out fully dressed, glaring at Mathias. "It's official…we're finding you a boyfriend." Mari and Kaoru look at Tore in shock. "You're going to set him up with someone else?" They ask and Tore nods. "That's right, we're going to find someone to date him."
Mathias frowns as Tore heads to the bathroom. "But…I don't want any one else…" "It'll work out, Mathias. Just take more…gentle…? Approaches to it. Well, me and Kaoru are heading out. See you two later." Mari says, grabbing Kaoru's hand and leaving. "Easy for you two to say…" Mathias groans, laying back down on the floor. "What are you doing, anko uzai? Go get dressed so we can head out." Tore says and Mathias sighs sadly before getting up and heading to his bedroom.
Town:
Tore follows Mathias to the park. "Hey…why are we here?" Mathias smiles at him. "Well…I was thinking…since I've never been on a date I should go on a trial run, right? You want me and whoever you set me up with to work, don't you?" Tore sighs and sits with him on a bench. "Yes…I suppose we can have a trial date." Mathias grins. "Great! So I was thinking…we'll hang out here for a while, then go to the movies, then go to dinner…or lunch…or whatever. Then we can go home…and…have a goodnight kiss…?" Tore blushes and looks away. "It'll have to be a really good evening to get a kiss from me…"
Mathias' grin widens. "Deal! I'll give you the best date ever!" Tore glares at him. "It's not a real date…" "Right! I'll give you the best not-a-date ever!" Mathias exclaims and Tore groans. "Fine…so what are we doing now?" "We're going to walk along the river!" Both boys stand up and Mathias takes Tore's hand. "…What are you doing…?" Tore asks, staring at their hands. "I am holding your hand…to…get me more accustomed to...holding hands! I've never held someone's hand after all!" Mathias says, thinking up the excuse as he goes along. "Uhuh…whatever you say…" Tore mutters as he stares at their hands, not really buying Mathias' excuse.
They walk along the river, talking about random things. "I was thinking…why don't we get another pet? Mr. Puffin is sort of…" Mathias trails off, trying to think of a nice way to describe the bird. "He hates you. I personally like him…" Tore says and Mathias sighs sadly. "You would…hey! Why don't we get a dog!" Mathias lights up at his own idea and Tore smirks. "You want to be like Berwald that much, huh?" "That is NOT cool Norge! I hate that bastard! Just because he has a loving boyfriend and son and dog…just because he has a happy family doesn't mean I want to be him! Like-! Like-! I want a boyfriend who wont deny he's my wife! Especially if we have a kid!" The oler blonde yells and Tore shrugs. "You two are to alike for your own good…"
"Is this…what normal people talk about on their first date?" Mathias asks, ignoring Tore's comment. "Well…no, not really. But we already know everything about each other…so for us it would be normal date topics…I guess…" Tore says before noticing Mathias is no longer holding his hand and is gone. "…Hm?" Mathias suddenly reappears with flowers. "Aren't they nice! They're all growing wild over there!" Mathias points to a garden and Tore rolls his eyes, going to say something when Mathias takes a pink flower and places it in the boy's hair behind his hair clip. "Very cute~!" Tore blushes and goes to scold him again for stealing from the garden when Mathias hands him the makeshift bouquet.
"…You…I'm…you do know I'm not a girl, right?" Mathias laughs before leaning forward and picking a fallen leaf out of Tore's hair. "I know you're not a girl…but that doesn't mean you can't look beautiful with flowers." Tore's breath hitches and his face goes deep red. "A…anko uzai…" Mathias grins and leans forward, only to have a palm connect with his lips. "If you so much as try that again before the end of the night I will hurt you." Tore warns and Mathias deflates. "But Norge~! You look so inviting!"
Mathias quickly dodges before Tore can throw him into the river. "What movie are we going to see?" Tore asks and Mathias smirks. "A romantic comedy of course!" "When does it start?" Mathias looks down at his watch. "In…about…twenty minutes. Why don't we head out now?" Tore nods, staring at the flowers. "What do I do with these?" Mathias thinks for a second before taking one. "Throw them into the river and make a wish!" Tore rolls his eyes. "You cant make a wish on that, it wont come true." "Does it ever really come true in any other places? Like the wishing well? People do it for fun, not results!" Mathias points out before dropping the flower into the river.
"I see…I guess you have a point…" Tore says before throwing the rest of the bouquet into the river and whispering something in his native tongue. "Alright! Lets go to the movies!" Mathias exclaims, taking Tore's hand and marching off. "Anko uzai…"
Movie theater:
Tore and Mathias stare at the movie options. "I really don't want to see a romantic comedy…" The smaller blonde says and Mathias sighs in relief. "The lets go see a horror movie!" Tore goes to say no but quickly bites his tongue, not wanting Mathias to tease him for being scared. "A…alright." Mathias looks over at him questioningly. "You sure? You didn't sound too excited about it just now…" Tore glares at him. "I'm sure. Lets just go, ok?" Mathias smiles at him. "Ok! And if you get scared…you can cling to me-!" Tore twitches and stomps on his foot as they reach the ticket booth.
"Hello! Two for the Bathory movie!" Mathias says and the woman, their home economics teacher Elizaveta, smiles at them. "Of course! Oh my, Tore~! You look so cute with that flower in your hair!" Tore stiffens and pales a little. "Oh…shit…" His hand quickly shoots up to his hair to remove the flower, only to have Mathias grab his wrist and yank his hand down to his side. "Its fine, Norge. You look so cute with it in~!" "I don't want to be cute, anko uzai." Mathias sighs and takes the tickets, dragging Tore to their movie.
Some time into the movie:
Tore stares in masked horror at the movie, trying not to cling to Mathias is horror. "Haha! Look at that! His head was chopped clean off! How awesome!" Mathias yells and Tore shrinks into his seat. "Y-yeah…awesome…" The older teen looks at him confused. "Something wrong, Norge?" "N-no…mind your own damn business anko uzai." The body of a woman hung on hooks suddenly comes up, making Tore jump and cling to Mathias' arm. "Norge…? Are you scared?" Mathias asks over the screams coming from the movie and Tore glares at him. "Go fuck yourself. I'm not scared, idiot." An arm quickly wraps around Tore's shoulders, bringing him closer. "I'll protect you, Norge!" Mathias exclaims and Tore groans. "Protect me from what? The images on a screen? Idiot…" "Damnit Norge! Way to ruin the moment!" The older teen whines before pouting.
"…Anko uzai…" Tore mutters, pressing his face into Mathias' chest at a particularly gruesome scene, making the other boy blush.
After the movie:
Mathias leads Tore out of the movie. "Wasn't that movie awesome! It was fucking amazing! We should recommend it to Mari and Kaoru!" Tore thinks about it for a second before a small smile comes to his lips. "Yes…although they will only be sitting there with those blank expressions on their faces…they probably wont even be fazed a little by it…" Mathias laughs and nods. "That's true! But it's there loss. A horror movie is much better when you're with someone who is scared…" He winks at Tore, who looks away in annoyance. "Lets just go get something to eat."
"Alright! Time to go to a nice restaurant!" Mathias looks over at Tore who is taking the flower out of his hair with trembling fingers. "Are you…nervous, Norge?" Tore looks at him annoyed. "Nervous about what? Being seen in public with you and your horrible eating habits? I'm cold, anko uzai." Mathias smiles at him and takes off his large coat, draping it over Tore's shoulders. "Here you go, Norge." Tore blushes and stares down at his feet as he slides his arms into the sleeves. "Thanks…anko uzai." "You're welcome, Norge~!" Mathias coos, pulling the smaller blonde into a tight hug. "…I would be killing you right now if it weren't for the fact I am so cold. Remember that." Tore mutters as he places his sleeved arms and hands over Mathias'.
Mathias goes bright red at the contact before he leads him to a restaurant. "You're so warm~!" "Hm…" Tore leans into the warmth coming from the taller teen as they walk. "So what do you think of our not-date, Norge?" Mathias asks and Tore remains silent for a while before whispering. "Its…not…bad…given the fact that its you and all it could've gone worse." The taller teen sighs sadly. "That's the best I'm going to get, isn't it Norge?" "Damn right anko uzai."
Restaurant:
Tore pushes Mathias off of him when they enter the restaurant, earning a pout from the other teen. "You're so cruel, Norge~!" A waiter comes up, a fake smile on his lips. "Hello gentlemen, I will be seating you now…" Both boys gawk at their classmate, the blonde Swiss Vash. "Wow, who knew you could smile!" Mathias teases and Vash glares. "Shut up. I just need extra money to help out Roderich and Lilly." "Oh right! The hubby and the kid!" The older blonde teases, making Vash blush. " I would shoot a bullet into your head for that if I weren't working!" Tore eyes the cackling Mathias in annoyance. "Perhaps you should after work…" Vash makes a face similar to Tore's toward Mathias. "I would, but Roderich cant raise little Lilly all alone when I got to jail. She's an infant still and only sleeps for me and Ms. Vargas."
Tore and Mathias take their seat at a table surrounded by flowers. "What would you like to drink boys?" Vash asks and the boys give him their orders as they study the menu. "I'll be right back with that. Enjoy your date." He says, his words laced with agitation. "If he spits in my food I'll shoot you in the head for myself, anko uzai." Tore says and Mathias chuckles. "But he's so much fun to tease!" The smaller blonde groans before his eyes land on a familiar couple dinning a few tables from them. "Shit…" He mumbles and Mathias looks at him confused. "What is it, Norge?"
"Promise to behave if I show you, anko uzai?" Tore asks and Mathias nods. "I promise, so what's up?" The younger blonde points behind Mathias to Tino and Berwald having dinner. "Fuck! That bastard is here!" Mathias fumes and Tore kicks him in the shin under the table. "Behave unless you want to die, got it?" Tore warns and Mathias shrinks into his seat. "S-sorry…I'll be good…only because we're on a date, though." Mathias says and Tore glares, quickly pointing out the fact that is becoming less true every second. "It's not a date."
They both fall into an awkward silence, each knowing that it is in fact a date. And whether either of them will admit it or not, they're both anxiously waiting for the good night kiss at this point. "Hm…awkward…what do you two want?" Vash asks, breaking the awkward silence between the two. "I'll have…I guess I'll have eggplant parmesan…" Tore mumbles and Mathias grins at Vash. "And I'll have steak!" "Figures…here's your drinks and I'll be back with your meals shortly." Vash says before heading out. "He better only spit in your food, anko uzai."
After dinner:
Tore and Mathias head out at the same time as Berwald and Tino , much to Tino and Tore's annoyance. "Well hello there old man!" Mathias exclaims and Berwald adjusts his glasses with his middle finger before looking at the teen. "I though I saw a rat in the restaurant…" Tino quickly grabs Berwald and shoves him off in the opposite direction. "W-we'll see you boys later! Enjoy your date!" Tore and Mathias stand there silently as they leave.
"Thanks for not making a scene…" The Norwegian mutters and Mathias smiles at him. "Well, thank you for not correcting him on the date thing…" Tore takes his hand and looks away in embarrassment. "Yeah…you're welcome…" Mathias looks at Tore nervously, his face bright red. "N-Norge…" "We're heading home, anko uzai…" Tore says, dragging Mathias home quickly.
Home:
Mathias stops Tore before the boy can drag them into the house. "Hey now, it's the end of the…evening. Did I do good?" Tore looks away in embarrassment. "You did good…on our date…" Mathias goes a deep red and stares at his feet nervously. "S-so you're calling it a date? Um…well…Norge…heh…" Tore raises a brow and smirks slightly in amusement. "You really haven't done this before, have you? Kissing someone." "Well you haven't either! A-and how am I suppose to know if you want me to kiss you! You're constantly giving me mixed signals and I don't want to scare you o-!" Mathias is silenced by Tore's finger pressing against his lips.
"Sh-shut up and just kiss me…" Tore commands, staring at the ground. "Of course, Tore!" Mathias grins and tilts the boy's chin up, placing a small chaste kiss on his lips. "I like you, Tore." "I like you to, Mathias…" Tore mumbles before pulling Mathias' shirt collar, bringing their lips together in a much more heated kiss.
"Really? In the front yard? They have no shame…" Mari says blankly and Kaoru shrugs. "If you remember right, our first kiss was in the park…" Mathias glares at the two boys. "Do you mind? We're in the middle of something here!" "Do YOU mind? We would like to get inside where its warm." Mari says and Tore grabs Mathias' hand. "Lets go inside, Mathias. Looks like we will be sharing a room again anyways…" Mathias' eyes light up. "Really~!" "You aren't having sex with me tonight." Tore says pointedly and Mathias smirks. "We'll see, Tor-!" Mari and Kaoru step out of the way as Mathias is slammed into the pavement. "Anko uzai."
a/n: MY CHARGER BRRROOOOOKE! I HAVE TO USE THE DAMNED FAMILY COMPUTER AND IT'S COLD AND WEIRD AND OUTDATED! and...i realized just now...Tore says anko uzai at the end of pretty much every scene...O_O *shrugs* oh well. i'm to lazy to change that. ...I miss my laptop...*sniffle*