hi good people once again...i would like to say that this one was not even asked for among all the requests so i read everyones mind like edward and made a volturi one, and i think it has just the right kind of dry humor it needs, dont you say too? also, i know that i might be 'slacking on the rule book ones' so i guess that i might be starting work on that. i love how i tell you everything that i do! BIG BIG HUGS from little person twilightslittleangel
Jane volturi Aro volturi
Why did we have to go to the Cullen's? I mean we know that they are going to clean up the job for us…and you sent me with a ton of loons…you owe me big time
Heidi volturi so that's were you put her aro, amen for that
Alec volturi did you realize that she posted that off of her ipod thingy and now shes broken it because of felix
Caius volturi what did felix do now?
Aro volturi the only way to find out wise person is to ask felix himself
Felix volturi well, I was randomly doing my natural stuff while we were taking a break and I suddenly broke out into song and dance and jane was laughing so hard at my horrible impression of carlotta from phantom of the opera that she broke her ipod touch
Aro volturi why did we ever let you guys watch that movie or the musical?
Jane volturi because alec was into musicals then and now he isn't, he's just a total pain in the you-should-hopefully-know-what
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Edward cullen you added someone named no name? wow.
Demetri volturi what if I don't know what you mean
Jane volturi then when I return I will put you in mortal agony until you understand to never question me
Demetri volturi sounds good to me!
Edward cullen so you guys are coming to clean up?
Demetri volturi that's the plan
Edward cullen good, so we know what to expect
Carlisle cullen jane, do you need a place to say for a while?
Jane volturi yeah I guess we might, depends on how we feel after cleaning up that horrific mess, I trust that you arent creating it
Esme cullen no we arent, we don't really like violence just it happens all the time
Aro volturi so Carlisle, I am glad that you have Facebook because I havent seen you for such a long time so will you add me?
Carlisle cullen okay, I guess
Alice cullen hey jane, would you like to bring some clothing back to Volterra? I mean I have some that bella refuses to wear and I don't think she ever will so should I send it to you or will you pick it up?
Jane volturi I would like it to be sent to Volterra you know the adress I think, considering that you sent us that invite to bellas wedding
Aro volturi about that invitation, is she becoming a vampire?
Edward cullen yes she is, that was my condition
Bella swan what the duck? Wow, though. This started out with jane all mad and know we are talking about Edwards condition. What the French toast!
Edward cullen calm down honey, its all okay for now
Jane volturi so I guess we will see you in a couple days wont we?
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Carlisle cullen yes we
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