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This is another late night idea........
Disclaimer- I unfortunately do not own Twilight. :(
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Chapter 2
Dr. Panda
EMPOV
I like trees, chipmunks like trees, I know I'm going to redecorate mine and Rosalie's room, I'm sure she'll love it, any way main point is I'll love it. Chipmunks really are smart animals, plus they are the most hansom animals, I think, well if they look anything like me they are 100% sexy, and if there muscles are even a little like mine they are amazing. I wonder which tree Rosalie likes most? Oak? Ash? Christmas? O a Christmas tree sounds good.......
Edward- "Emmett it's the middle Of April, you can't get a Christmas tree"
Edward was reading my mind O the little freak, then he has the cheek to call me a freak, I'm normal compared to him, ok maybe a Christmas tree is a little out of season.
I'll go to the woods to see what I like, I love my new chipmunk senses they help me find good trees to jump from.
I'm a little Chipmunk tall and cute.........
EPOV
Emmett was singing his ridiculous song again; I was still trying to talk Bella around
Edward- "Please Bella, babe, come on you are not a lamb"
Bella- "Baa-d Edward its Ba-a-alla the La-a-amb"
She was sitting on the sofa curled up in a little ball, her feet tucked under body.
Alice was deciding what she was going to dress Jasper in, she had come to realise that if she was a Princess Pixie, then she needed a prince, just then she came down the stairs, dragging poor Jasper behind her.
Alice- "I'm brining Jasper shopping every Princess Pixie needs her prince!"
Jasper- "Please Alice not shopping!"
Alice- "This is so not fair, Tinker Bell in Peter Pan can fly, I want to fly, Princess Pixie wants to fly"
Bella- "Princess Pixie, I'll know wha-a-at will ma-a-ake you fly"
Bella got up and ran to the fridge and came back
Bella- "Red Bull, it give's you wings! It wea-a-ars of a-a-after two hours!"
Alice was happy,
Alice- "Yay!"
She took out her pouch of sugar, and sprinkled it all over her and then Jasper, even though it never did anything, then she took a mouthful of Red Bull and forced Jasper to take one too.
They were gone, like bats out of hell.
RosaliePOV
Rosalie- "Emmett Cullen what have you done to our room?"
Emmett- "Rosie wosie, if I've told you once I've told you a million times it's Chipmunk Cullen Vampire Human! What you don't like our new kingdom!"
Rosalie- "No Emmett it's like a fucking forest!"
He went way over board this time, as soon as you walk in through the door, your standing in a basin of water, then there was branches of trees every where, and leaves and Emmett had even drew a Christmas tree on the wall beside the mini Ash tree and the mini Oak tree. Just then I saw it, the eight legged little abnormality of nature, poor thing the first spider of creation must have been depressed, being born looking like miniature crab with two extra legs, and no claws. I leaped into Emmett's arms, if there was one thing he was useful for it was catching me, and well I had to admit he is pretty awesome in the physical sense, involving a Vampire durable bed!!
Rosalie- "Get that abnormal freak of nature away from me!"
Emmett ran over and kicked the thing; it was so funny he kicked the spider so hard that when it hit the wall it left a big mess, for such a little thing
Rosalie- "Get rid of this, now!"
Emmett- "But Rosie wosie, I need it all it's my kingdom, I am the Chipmunk Cullen Vampire Human and I'm awesome and the forest loves me!"
Rosalie- "No Emmett, the forest doesn't love you for tearing it apart, and brining it into our house"
EsmePov
Poor Rosalie, having to deal with that spider, I had an encounter with a spider once; it got messy, very messy!
Esme- "Carlisle? Where are you?"
Carlisle- "Having a tea party!"
When I walked in and seen a 300 hundred year old Vampire, sitting crossed legged on the floor surrounded by five panda teddie bears, I really had seen it all, life could throw no more surprises at me.
Carlisle was my soul mate I loved him dearly and normally I could talk him around any thing but I could not talk him into believing that he was not Peter Panda. He told me last night that he wanted to adopt a Panda, that he wanted to teach Pandas how to become doctors. He was really starting to freak me out. I had gotten fed up telling him he wasn't a Panda, if you can't beat them, join them maybe I could also.....................hmmmm Esme Kitten
BPOV
Edwa-a-ard still wouldn't believe I wa-a-as a-a-a la-a-amb, he ha-a-ad told me I was a vampire, I'm tha-a-at too, I'm wonder la-a-amb, no that sounds cra-a-ap........mmmmmmmmmmmmm.......I'm Super Sheep! I loved the new me, Edwa-a-ard couldn't sa-a-ay I was being silly any more, i'm not Ba-a-alla the La-a-amb any more i'm Ba-a-alla the Super Sheep.
EPOV
Great, my wife is a total nutter, she is no longer a lamb, but has been promoted to Super Sheep. I was on my own, Esme was having a tea party with Carlisle and his Pandas, Rosalie and Emmett were having alone time, I think she was coming round to the idea of having a chipmunk for a husband, she thinks that it makes him more adventurous in the bedroom area of the relationship that's when I try to tune her out. Bella was running around the house with a bed sheet around her neck being 'super sheep'. Jasper was shopping with Alice............speak of the devil and he'll appear, Jasper came running threw the door and was on his hands and knees on the floor at my feet in seconds. He was sniffing my shoes, then he looked up at me and howled at me, well it sounded like a howl.
Jasper- "I'm a fox!"
( Sorry I don't know what noise a fox makes)
Alice- "Foxy, lets go and put on our costumes!"
O no not costumes, there were gone, Jasper had betrayed us, he had joined them, no-o-o-o! It's official my family is the most screwed up, vegetarian vampire, human lovers, chipmunk crazed, Princess Pixie-fied, Peter Panda-ish, Super Sheep, Foxy fox-ed family to ever exist. I need counselling. I'm making an appointment right now.
CarlislePOV
pandas pandas pandas pandas pandas pandas pandas pandas pandas pandas pandas pandas..........Esme just came into the room, she was sooooo cute, hmmmmm I wonder what she would look like, as a Panda? She has seen me having a tea party with my future medical students, we having a very sensible conversation, we talked about how realistic it was to have Pandas as doctors and we knew that it is so sensible; we can barely believe it's sensible.
Carlisle- "Want to join my tea party?
Esme- "Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Carlisle- "panda panda panda"
Esme- "Purrr purrrrrrrrrrr pur?"
Carlisle- "Panda"
Esme- "Pur!"
(That's how a Panda and Kitten talk)
APOV
I'm flying with Red Bull wings, and catching foxy fox who is soooo sweet, who is chasing chipmunk cullen who is a vampire pretending to be human who is chasing super sheep, who is chasing...... a wasp that stung Peter Panda's Panda doctor!
I want to go to the cinema
Alice- "I want to go to the cinema!"
Emmett- "Ooooh chipmunks love the cinema!"
Bella- "Super sheep can keep safe you's, from the evil little heart beating, pulsing blood, appetizing little popcorn throwers."
Carlisle- "Let's go see Kung Fu Panda, it involves a Panda!"
Alice- "Carl....Peter Panda, that movie is out of the cinema months ago!"
Rosalie- "My tail won't fit on the chair!"
Alice my sister had great taste, Sexy Peacock,
Alice- "We'll Platt it!"
Rosalie- "But my tail!"
Alice- "Straighten it?"
Rosalie- "No hot appliances near my feathers!"
Alice- "Stand up then!"
Bella- "Where's Edward?"
Emmett- "Away to see a counsellor"
Bella- "Awwwh, I wonder what is wrong with him?"
A/N I'm not sure if this is funny enough?
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