(A/N Hey....this chappie is short...sorry in advance......so please read, enjoy and review!! :)

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Chapter 5

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EPOV

Emmett has been avoiding me all night, Alice spent all night licking sugar off Jasper, Rosalie took the engine of Emmett's jeep apart and rebuilt it again. Carlisle held a conference with his pandas to talk about the swine flu and find the best way to treat every one

Esme spent all night redecorating Carlisle's office and Bella spend the whole night by my side as I played the piano.

I could hear Emmett in his room above he was determined that he could act like a human, he was so funny then he got serious.

EMPOV

I can do this, I am Chipmunk Cullen Vampbear Human I can do anything I set my mind to......So what do humans do, they sleep then they get up and take off their pyjamas. So I got off my bed and changed my clothes like a normal human.

Humans eat breakfast so I ran into the woods and had breakfast like a normal human except for the drinking the blood of a irritated grizzly bear it was normal enough.

I went into the bathroom and brushed my teeth, I put the toothpaste on the brush and started to run them over my teeth like a normal human.....the venom in my teeth melting the toothbrush as I made sure my teeth were clean......NOT NORMAL!

Ok so that may not work.

I looked into the mirror at my naturally pale skin, and the black circles under my eyes because of the lack of blood in my system........NOT NORMAL!

Wait I am pale with black bags under my eyes.......in a human case that would also not be normal....Plus I have no temperature meaning that I am cold....that too is not normal for a human....so that means I am sick and I have no pulse so I must be badly ill !!

What if I caught the swine flu yesterday when I went to get high?

"Emmett you can't catch the swine flu!!"

I hate it when Edward reads my mind, he is so weird I mean he thinks he is a plain old vampire....he doesn't have an inner animal come on seriously he thinks the rest of us is weird....has he looked at himself lately??

I ran to Carlisle who was in his office.

Carlisle POV

After a long night of agreeing and dis-agreeing my fellow panda colleagues have came to a decision, the best way forward is to treat every one with medication.

Just then Chipmunk walked in he looked so worried,

"Daddy, I have the swine flu I just know it....I'm gunna die aren't I"

"No dear son....I Dr. Panda will save you......no flu will take you....."

It's a good job I have some swine flu medication in my pocket, I took it out and handed them to Emmett.

"Take two, three times daily, for two weeks stay isolated from every one for 10 days then I will check you over again."

My dear son ran off wailing and screaming

"O god, I have the swine flu....why me? Why? I am just such a sweet innocent little chipmunk"

EMPOV

Daddy just gave me medication, it was a little clear plastic box, the small label on the front read 'tic tacs' O God this was serious, I put one of the high dosage pills into my mouth, and I knew just then that I would not survive this, what would my family do with out me??

I want to be alone so I ran to be with my tree brothers....and the other animals that liked my trees!

EPOV

Emmett is convinced that he has swine flu, I mean Carlisle gave him a box of breath mints, Emmett ran off into the woods....wailing that he was dying! I need help.....ok that's the first step admitting that I need help.....but I don't help they do...all of them....my family...DAMN there's the denial again.

Just then Bella, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme and Rosalie were standing in front of me all holding small clip boards and long white coats, which Carlisle must have supplied they were looking at me weirdly...I noticed that Esme was thinking about how empty this house would be with out me....why was she thinking that? Where was I going...I'm not going anywhere!

(A/N Sorry it's so short.....sorry if there are any spelling mistakes......erm I'm thinking of doing a chapter about putting Edward in a vampire proof mental home...and then a chapter about Emmett being in isolation……..what do you think? Any ideas?

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