I've settled that this takes place after Percy Jackson saves the Olympians and all that junk.

Anyways, moving right along.

You can beat me up for not getting anything up lately, but hey! I just got chucked back into school with four monster teachers just waiting to eat me if I didn't get the homework done. (Although my English teacher loves me. She's very happy that I like to write and such.)

High School Never Ends

Bowling For Soup

4 years you think for sure

That's all you've got to indoor

All the total dicks

All the stuck up chicks

So superficial so immature

Then when you graduate you take a look around and say

"Hey Wait!"

This is the same as where I just game from

I thought it was over aw that's just great

The whole damn world is just as obsessed

With who's the best dressed and who's having sex

Who's got the money who gets the honeys?

Who's kinds cute and who's just a mess

And you still don't have the right book

And you still don't have the right friends

Nothing changes but the places the names and the friends

High School Never Ends….

Artemis kept her promise as she sat calmly in the back left corner of the lunch room her sliver eyes taking in every single spot of wood on the table. In the reflection of the window she could see a bright blue shirt walking towards her.

"Still the one who the sniper is going to take out first there, Salvatore?" Artemis said din a monotone as she cast a cool glance over her shoulder at the now very surprised mortal.

"What?" He asked in confusion as he plopped down across from her at the table.

"Oh please, Salvatore get a normal colored shirt for once."

"Oh please, Artemis." Salvatore mocked her tone. "It's called 'Salvatore's style. I stand out from the crowd." Salvatore said with a smirk.

"Yeah, what ever you say. But it makes you look even more of a loser then you already are." Artemis said with a fake smile and she reached across the table and patted his head like he was a little toddler who had done something great for the first time in his life.

"Nah!" He said sharply back at her. Artemis returned the indescribable word. The two went back and forth for a little bit raising there voices and acquiring odd glances from around the room.

"Aww… you two have connections." Said a voice that had just shown up beside Artemis. She looked up to see the muddy brown eyes looking between the two.

"Hello Elizabeth." Artemis said stiffly feeling a small blush spread across her face at the girl's descriptions of her and Salvatore's teasing. "This is Salvatore, my… Ahhh… I wouldn't say friend… but you get the point." Artemis said with a smile as she motioned to Salvatore.

"Oh! So you do have a crush on him!" Elizabeth squealed with excitement.

"No!" Artemis and Salvatore cried together. Elizabeth frowned in disapproval.

"They're just friends, Liz." Darb appeared from behind Salvatore before sitting down next to the boy.

"That's what they all say." Elizabeth muttered taking a spot next to Artemis.

"Really, guys are stupid, never in a million years who I date something like that. I would rather date a fly then a man any day." Artemis said waving a hand carelessly.

"Thank you that makes me feel so good about myself." Salvatore muttered receiving a grunt of agreement from Darb.

"That's the point." Artemis said crossing her arms yet smiling. Salvatore leaned on the table a confident smirk on his lips only the words that came out where only,

"Your mean."

Darb dug his head in her hands with a sigh of disapproval.

"Is that all you could say?" He said peeking through his fingers. Salvatore shrugged but didn't answer him and Artemis entered a full out staring contest even if no one said anything. Elizabeth leaned forward waiting to see who would brake first.

"5 bucks on Artemis." Someone called from a different table holding out five dollars to Darb who smiled and pulled out five dollars out of his back pocket.

"Your on man." He said smirking like he knew he would win. Slowly Salvatore's eye lids began to drop water forming in her eyes.

Wait for it… Artemis thought before laughing and sitting back as Salvatore blinked groaning and laughing at the same time before rubbing his eyes. Darb sighed before handing the five dollars to the other guy.

"How did you do that!" Salvatore laughed once his eyesight had gone back to normal.

"Apollo and I use to have staring contest over who would feed the dog or who would do the dishes. He could never last as long as me." Artemis said with a winning smiled as she examined her finger nails.

"Well I thought I was good." Salvatore mumbled.

"Well your not anymore."

"Again, you're mean!" Salvatore snapped standing up to go grab something small to eat. Elizabeth smiled at Artemis as she leaned her elbow on the table so she look at her better.

"See that's why you're cool, girl." She said a confident smile.

"And this is why I still don't believe y-"

"Artemis!" Someone screamed from behind them. Artemis sighed not even needing to look over her shoulder to know the sun god was standing behind her, ranting for some reason she would learn soon enough. Elizabeth had turned a bright pink and her muddy brown eyes where now glued to the table.

"Yes, Apollo?" Artemis replied coolly. "What's the little boy's problem now?" Apollo frowned his disapproval as he circled around and sat down where Salvatore had been sitting.

"Do you not remember what Hades said last night?" Apollo hissed lowering his voice so the now silent cafeteria could not here him as he leaned forward on the table. Artemis did the same so her brother would not have a chance of being heard.

"He didn't saying anything you idiot!" Artemis barked back at him keeping her voice low.

"Well look who doesn't have ears now." Apollo mumbled. "Anyways, he said that you-know-who was going to come and see how we where doing. So we where to come home from school early." Apollo said between gritted teeth as he motioned towards the window where any smile Artemis had on her lips disappeared.

There standing in the window was a man with black hair and dressed in a suit talking to a girl who had her arms crossed with her black skinny jeans, jet black hair and electric blue eyes. One, like the gods, who could see through the mist, could see the bow slung over her shoulder.

"Why the hell are they here?" Artemis roared turning on her brother in a mater of seconds. Again the entire tables around them had their eyes where on the two gods.

"Uhh…" Apollo began to look nervous. "No reason…." He mumbled.

"Who did what!" Artemis snapped standing up sharply. Apollo stood up after her while Elizabeth, Darb and then newly returned Salvatore followed the twin's gaze. Darb smirked slightly tipping his head to the right side.

"That girls pretty hot."

Both Artemis and Apollo looked offended.

"Get your stupid eyes off of her ass." Artemis growled at her friend, could you call him a friend, as she stormed towards one of the door. Apollo followed her quickly as they sprinted out the door finding out that Hades and Aphrodite had already gotten out of the school.

"Being mean to our poor little mortal friends are we now, Artemis." Hades said a wicked smirk playing with his lips. Artemis ignored him smiling to look at her hunter who she held out her arms to. Thalia smiled at her leader hugging her tightly for a few second. Zeus on the other hand didn't look at all happy.

"Artemis, we have a problem." He stated simply not going through any of the normal greetings. Like he wanted to be down here right now, sitting up at Olympus would be chosen over a stinky mortal high school any day of the week.

"What's the matter? You and Poseidon fighting again and you need Hades back again? Please say yes, please say yes!" Apollo joked tilting his head towards the sky and clasping his hands together. No one found it funny much to his disappointment.

"No, and no." Zeus snapped angrily as Apollo who pouted and looked down shuffling his feet. "Moving on, some of those Greek monsters who where hidden in the underworld broke free because Persephone, Demeter and Nico completely failed at keeping them in one spot." Zeus said simply.

"Send the hunters after them." Hades said pointing at Thalia and Artemis anger flashing though his dark brown eyes.

"Who said you could boss the hunters around, moron!" Thalia cried angered as she pointed an accusing finger at him.

"I did little girl!" Hades snapped back. Zeus had this, I-could-careless-about-anything-your-saying look on his face but he sighed greatly.

"Brother, daughter, may I be the first to say, be quiet!" The lord of the sky snapped at the two immortals as he crossed his arms.

"No, I hate to be the once to say this, but I agree with Hades. Thalia, send the hunters after the monsters and hunt them down every last one, and if you see Persephone, Demeter and Nico on the way, kick there asses for me." Artemis commanded as she look at Thalia who cocked a eye brow in amazement.

"Wait, little sis, did you just agree with the god of the dead?" Apollo said, stunned. Hades had this smug look on his face but he didn't say a thing as he headed back down the street.

"Depressingly…" Artemis muttered hanging her head in shame. Thalia looked mad but kept her lips shut as she sighed in thought.

"Very well, my lady." She said before turning and sprinting down a different way down the street. Artemis looked at Zeus and then the staring off into space Aphrodite.

"Is that all you came down to tell us. You only needed to tell me that my hunters would be sent to a different place then where they should be and I simply need to add more monsters to my list. It's at least a page long on Word, with the font at 12." Artemis said. She had began to find that the mortal's ways of organization was even helpful for disorganized goddesses. Zeus looked confused.

"What are you talking about?" He said before pausing. "But you are correct, I came down to tell you guys to watch out for any monsters, you might never know where one might be hiding and sometimes mortals see through the mist. So just be sure to watch where you two whip out your sliver bows, or Hades raises a army of dead people or Aphrodite messes with that monsters mind by making it fall in love with a chalk bored."

"Oh please, chalk boreds are so over rated, white boreds are so much better for a monster." Aphrodite said waving her hand carelessly before going back to looking at her nails. Artemis, Apollo and Zeus stared at her blankly.

"O… kay…"

Next Day

Artemis leaned against a fence as she waited for the bell to ring calmly. None of her friends had showed up and Apollo was getting glomped by bunch of freshmen girls all giggling and stumbling into passing students. Apollo looked like this was something he did everyday as he smiled and winked and pushed closer to some of the girls. Of coarse known of them would be of any interest of him by the end of the day. Artemis had the infamous headphones in and her nose buried in a book she had found sitting on the side walk looking lonely. Unwind, that was what it was called, so far the goddesses was finding it quiet interesting. When her headphones where ripped out of her ears did she snap out of her daze to find Darb standing a few inches away from her, her head phone held in his hand.

"I said your name 'bout fifth teen times, Artemis, I swear your deaf." He complained shoving the headphones at her as he backed.

"I'm not deaf, I'm just ignore you." She snapped back. "What's with the out fit and… whoa… hair…." Artemis said analyzing the boy's out fit. Skinny jeans and a long sleeved grey shirt with this black vest over it, his blue hair had now turned to a jet black. Artemis giggled slightly. "You look like a walking grave stone." Darb frowned at her.

"That's considered bullying! That's against the law! Your harassing me! Someone call the police!" Darb cried sarcastically slapping his hands on his cheeks and opening his mouth. Artemis copied his movements.

"We're not in New Hampshire, Darb!" She said back. Darb stood up sharply and crossed a arm across his chest a hand stroking his chin.

"Or are we?"

"Oh shut up." Artemis growled sticking her IPod and lost Unwind book in her bag and placing her hands on her hips.

"Do you have P.E today?" Darb asked changing the subject as Salvatore showed up beside Artemis a victorious gleam in his eyes.

"I sure do." Salvatore sighed. "Not that I'm happy about it." Artemis nodded.

"All three of us have it together, Elizabeth, not so much." Artemis said in agreement to Salvatore.

"She's not even here today." Darb said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Artemis and Salvatore gave him a queer look.

"How did you know that?"

"She's my neighbor, we've been friends since she moved here in forth grade. Our windows are right next to each other so she just yelled out the window in a stuffed up voice. She's sick." Darb said with a shrug.

"That's not weird at all…." Salvatore mumbled his eye brows dropping before he looked up as the bell rang. "See you guys in like a hour." He said then waved to go join his class mates.

"Bye." Artemis said as she ran off leaving Darb to go on his way.

YES! THANK THE WRITING GODS I GOT THAT UP!

Sorry, just really needed to scream that.

I don't own Bowling For Soup's song up there nor the gods, only Elizabeth, Darb and Salvatore.