Parker Lewis Couldn't Lose…. Then He Met Becky Rosen

Christian glared at Sam and Dean as the young woman continued to poke him.

"Are you still possessed?" Becky asked.

"No," he sighed.

"Are you sure?" She poked him in the bicep, "You seem angry,"

"Maybe that's because you're poking me!" he snapped.

Dean chuckled.

"Shut up!" Christian barked.

Dean laughed harder.

Christian clenched his teeth together.

"You look like Parker Lewis. Did you know that?" Becky said, poking his face.

"Who?" he mumbled as she poked him in the mouth.

"You know, that kid from the old 90's TV show," She poked him hard in the chest, hitting his nipple. He slapped her hand away, wincing in pain.

"That's enough!" he shouted.

"Christian," Sam said, "calm down,"

"NO! I thought being possessed was the worst thing that could happen to me!" Becky tried poking him again, he backed into the wall the avoid her, "This is WORSE!"

"You even have his hairstyle," Becky touched his hair, ignoring his outburst. Christian grabbed her wrist and held it away from him, "Just not as poofy,"

"Sam!" he yelled, glancing at the taller Winchester standing in the corner of the hotel room, "please, make her stop," he begged.

Dean collapsed back on the bed, laughing. He was finding his cousin's predicament quite entertaining.

"Say coolness," Becky ordered Christian.

"What?" he said.

"Or, no. Say not a problem!"

"Why?" he cried, exasperated.

"If you do I'll stop poking you,"

Christian glanced at Sam and Dean – who was still laughing – then back at Becky,
"promise?"

"Yes,"

"Fine. Not a problem," Christian dropped her wrist and Becky clapped in excitement.

"You even sound like him! Now say coolness!"

"You promised you would stop!"

"I said I would stop poking you, I never said that I would stop talking," Becky smiled. Christian glared at her.

"How the hell do I get you to shut up then?"

"Synchronize swatches with me!"

"Do what?"

"Synchronize Swatches!" She shouted, striking her fist out.

Christian glanced at it then did the same.

"Yay!" Becky said jumping up and down, clapping.

Christian glared at her.

Becky fell silent.

A/N: You guys have no idea how much fun this was to write. As some of you may have noticed I am a dorky Corin Nemec fan-girl. This was inspired by DeanFan's Crazy Becky Meets….. Whoever stories. I was thinking about them and thought…. What would happen if Becky met Christian, and well this is what happened in my head.

A/N 2: I have been obsessed with Corin Nemec since I was eight years old. I reached sixth season Stargate and just absolutely ADORED Jonas, him showing up this season in Supernatural reminded me of that love, so… expect more stories involving him. I have a Stargate story in mind, already posted my Harold Lauder poem and have two more Supernatural story ideas involving Christian, so yeah…. Hope you guys are happy with reading more stories about him.

A/N 3: I am TERRIBLE about updating and I am sooooooooo sorry you guys, for the next week if it is not ABSOLUTELY pertinent to me keeping from failing my classes at school I am not going to work on it. I will type up everything that I have written so that I may update and make you guys happy. So, yeah.

And as always please review. Peace. Out. Assbutts