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I struggled to read.

Truth or Dare, the not so stupid version. by marysuesucks237

(A/N: This is not your typical cliche stupid Truth or Dare story, because I hate them and I hate all Mary Sues with a passion omg they are so overused it bothers me so much and you know what else bothers me? run on sentences, but anyways back to the story I know you will love it so R&R and reviewers will get blueberry pancakes but flames will be whacked with a newspaper, poked with a pointy pencil, and thrown in the pit of doom. HOO HA HA.)

"Who's Mary Sue?" I asked. Annabeth didn't answer, so we just kept reading.

It was a REGULAR day at camp (Half Blood of course where else) AGAIN. And it was so boring, and for some reason there was absolutely nothing to do. Really. Hah.

Percy leaned back in his chair and let out a huge sigh. "I'm BORED." Annabeth, who just so HAPPENED to be in the room with him reading a giant architecture book stared at him. Silena, who is somehow alive even though she was supposed to be killed by the drakon, said, "Why don't we play truth or dare?"

Annabeth rested her cheek on her hand and looked down sadly for a moment. I glanced over at her, but she shook her head. Reluctantly, we continued reading to ourselves.

And somehow, she got all five other people to agree. (The five other people being Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Thalia and Nico.) Even though Annabeth was supposed to be the smart one, aka Wise Girl, because she was the daughter of Athena she was happy to play too. What an idiot.

Before I could catch myself, I snickered. Annabeth gave me her famous death glare and smirked when I gave a nervous chuckle.

But anyways, they all gathered in the Aphrodite cabin to play. For some reason, they were alone.
Percy went first. "Grover, truth or dare?"
Grover paled and bleated. "Daaaarre. Um I mean dare."
Rachel popped in because Dare is her last name(Her name is Rachel Elizabeth Dare.). "Did you call my last name?"

"Wow, Rachel's so stupid," Annabeth remarked sarcastically.

"Jealous much?" I muttered, smiling. Annabeth smacked me with the back of her hand and rolled her eyes.

Annabeth screamed because she was jealous. "No it doesnt concern you. Go away. Just leave, mortal girl. How did you get in here anyway? What about the borders?"
Rachel made a awkward face. "...I'm the Oracle..." She left. Annabeth did a happy dance, but not too happy because Rachel was her friend now.

"Annabeth screamed because she was jealous," I laughed.
She elbowed me and sighed. "I hate this story."

"What, aren't you going to do a happy dance?" I teased.
"At least my happy dance is better than your happy dance." Annabeth coughed, "Westover Hall."
My face flushed, and I remembered how awkward that night had been. "You didn't seem to mind when we danced at Olympus..." I defended myself. Now it was Annabeth's turn to blush.

"Percy-1, Annabeth-0," I announced.
"Don't get too full of yourself, Seaweed Brain," she grinned. "I win."
I pouted, knowing that I had lost, but continued to read.

Percy turned around to Grover who was shaking. "Dare? Ok, I dare you to eat a cheeseburger."
Grover screamed like a goat. "I'm vegetarian! I'm not going to eat a cow! That's disgusting!"
"Says the boy who eats tin cans," muttered Thalia.
Grover started crying. "Stupid onions," he sniffed because onions make you cry if you cut them up, but he was just making an excuse. Percy wisely took back his dare, because he didn't want to make Grover cry more because Grover was his best friend besides Annabeth. (wink wink)

I tried to wink at Annabeth, but ended up squinting lamely. "Stupid onions," I sniffed. Annabeth gave me an odd look.

Grover stopped crying long enough to say, "Silena, truth or dare?"
Silena squealed with glee for she loved this game because she was a daughter of Aphrodite the goddess of love. "Umm, truth!"
"Okay, who do you think is the hottest demigod at the Camp and why?" Grover said.
"I would have to say Percy, because my boyfriend Charlie WAS the hottest, but he died ): and I think Percy has nice, pretty green eyes and glowing pink cheeks that look like yummy peaches and he is so hot, his hair is so flowy and black, and he has big muscles because he fights lots of monsters and-"

Annabeth looked away. "Okay, I'm sure that Thalia didn't write this."
I laughed. "Or maybe she just thinks I'm hot."

Silena was cut short because Annabeth was glaring at her with her death stare with her intense grey eyes like the moon. Percy looked at the floor but he was secretly enjoying it because he was smiling. Annabeth screamed like a man and ran after Silena with a hammer. But not a real hammer, one of those fake plastic ones because a real one would hurt and she didn't want to hurt her best friend. Which Silena was besides Thalia and also Percy. (wink wink)

"Do I really scream like a man?" she asked, concerned.
I managed to wink this time.

Silena, panting and running away from Annabeth, asked, "Nico, truth or dare?"
Nico knew it was his chance to proclaim his secret love for Thalia that he had struggled to keep secret for a whole year. "Dare."

Annabeth and I cracked up. "Nico…and…Thalia-?" I choked out between bursts of laughter. "What the heck?" We were literally rolling on the floor.
When we were able to breathe normally, we continued.

Silena squealed with glee because she knew she could make a match. "I dare you to kiss Thalia."

Nico swept Thalia off her feet and carried her to the corner. Rose petals danced around them and Justin Bieber played in the background. Annabeth began to barf from the terrible music, but the couple was too lost in love to notice. Percy picked up Annabeth Cinderella style so she could barf outside. Nico passionately pressed his lips to Thalias and they began the kiss. An electric shock pulsed through them, and they knew they were in love. It was so beautiful, Silena shed tears of joy. They began to run out of breath, however, because they were passionately kissing for so long, so they fainted falling on each other and the floor with a loud thud.

I couldn't help laughing. The author obviously wasn't Thalia, but whoever it was had a great sense of humor.

Percy carried Annabeth, who was done barfing, back inside bridal style. Luke watched through the window, teary-eyed, as both love interests were stolen from him. He ran off crying into the night with some cookies so he could eat because he was so miserable and cookies are comfort food and comfort food makes you feel better when your sad.

Silena, who used to be in love with Luke because he was handsome, chased after him. She took a long look at his piercingly beautiful blue eyes, and leaned in so that their faces were almost touching and...

She took his cookies.

The End.

(A/N: Don't you just love happy endings?)

"Oh my gods." I concluded. "That was…stupidly funny."

"I hope Luke has cookies if he reaches Elysium," Annabeth muttered wistfully.