Kelso here. Here's ch. 16. Please review/ give feedback. Please patiently for ch 17.

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Chapter 16- Wedding Day

Recap:Everything was going according to plan.

After Sakura got home from her midnight scroll. She had everything planned. With no worries now. Sakura tucked herself into bed. Ready for tomorrow's showdown. Sakura was able to drift to sleep.

Beep. Beep. Beep. Smash. Sakura woke up to a very smashed alarm clock. It was time to get serious. It was a wedding day after all. Sakura sprung out of bed. She made her way down the hallway to take a shower. While the water was running, getting warm. Sakura layed out clothes that wouldn't catch any attention. That was the last thing she needed. Sakura jumped into the shower. It didn't take her too long. She had things to do and people to see. If Sakura wasn't careful, she would be late. She streaked through her apartment and rushed dress herself. Sakura bolted down the hallway while turning off the lights. Sakura left and locked her apartment. She agreed to meet Tenten at the dress shop an hour before Ino got there.

Sakura bolted. She was going to be late. Sakura ran. Hoping her plan would work. Wishing it to work.

Tenten was waiting. She liked Sakura's plan. Tenten looked at her watch, Sakura was running late. Tenten looked around saw a little dash of light pink. She knew Sakura was on her way. As Sakura approached, Tenten relaxed. She was paranoid and worried. So many things could go wrong with Sakura's plan, but so many things could go right. Tenten would do anything to help Sakura's plan succeed.

"Hi Tenten," wheezed Sakura.

"Hey, Sakura. I was worried," said Tenten.

"Don't be. Remember what I told you last night. He can't hurt you. Not again," said Sakura. She needed Tenten confident. Not worried. She wouldn't be able to act.

"I remember," said Tenten.

"Tenten, I'm leaving for the wedding now," said Sakura.

"Okay," replied Tenten.

There were two clouds of white. One was Tenten, and one was Sakura. Thank you Sasuke for giving Sakura the idea.

The 'Tenten' started running away. Meanwhile, 'Sakura' waited for Ino. Nobody saw the change. Nobody noticed. If they had, they didn't care.

Sakura ran. She had to make it to wedding in time. She needed to check to see if the elders were there yet. If Sasuke was there. His trial at the wedding was inhuman. Neji just wanted to see Sakura suffer. So Sakura would wait until the appropriate time in the wedding to say something. Sakura noticed that Neji was standing in the doorway of a small room. Staring at her.

"Tenten, over here now!" yelled Neji. He needed a quick fix. Tenten never denied him. She couldn't deny him.

Sakura went to him. Not out of choice, but she knew that Tenten never would've said no to him. Tenten was in love with a wrong man.

"Yes?" asked 'Tenten.'

"I need you," said Neji. Sakura shuttered. She would not knock Neji's rocks off this close to the wedding. She needed to distraction.

"Tenten, could you help me for a second?" asked Shikamaru. Shikamaru was juggling boxes, and a holder of light blue flowers. Sakura beamed. Nothing could get by the smartest man.

"Sorry Neji. Do you want me after?" asked 'Tenten.'

"Yes. Don't waste your time getting here afterwards," snapped Neji. He would just get a whore to do it for him. He wouldn't wait until Sakura was ready.

Sakura rolled her eyes. Neji was disgusting. Sakura walked by Shikamaru and whispered,

"Thank you."

"Of course, Sa-ku-ra," whispered Shikamaru. Everyone was waiting for Neji to get his just deserts.

'Tenten' took her sitting place. She watched as the elders, Gaara, and Tsunade walked in. They took their seats. Then her heart skipped a beat. Sasuke made his way in chains to take his seat. Sakura's heart pained. They had her love in chains. He would be free soon. She would guarantee his freedom.

She watched as people started filing in. Most of the people, Sakura never met. It would be hilarious to see their faces. She recognized the last two faces. Kakashi and Naruto walked. She made eye contact with them. They both nodded. They knew. It seems that Neji was the only stupid one. He couldn't tell.

The music started. Everyone turned on the silence. People watched as the flower girl and the ring bearer made their way down. The colors, light blue and gray. Not very happy colors for a wedding. The people ohh'ed and ahh'ed, and exclaimed "Oh, how cute." Sakura smiled. While watching the children. If only these people knew. If only. She watched as Ino and some strange guy walked down the aisle together. Ino was in a light blue dress, with a grey ribbon. It was an ugly bridesmaid dress. The wedding was going to be great. Smiled Sakura.

The best part was coming. Sakura smirked. She watched herself walk down the aisle. In the ugliest dress ever. A shade of little gray. It made Sakura happy that Tenten listened. The crowd didn't comment. Just the music. The dress was a shocker. Oh, how it entertained her.

Neji watched as 'Sakura' made her way down the aisle. He knew that he finally caught her. The icing on the cake would be Uchiha was him take his woman. Neji was looking forward to it.

Sakura watched Tenten stand across from Neji. Sakura told her not to act happy. The 'Sakura' was wearing a frown. This would be the woman's best revenge. Hell, Tenten would be happy. Sakura would be happy. Neji would be screwed. Sideways.

Neji exchanged his vows first. Sakura knew he didn't mean. Hell, it was obvious. If you're marrying someone you love, you would look in their eyes. He looked at the ground and mumbled. He gave 'Sakura' her ring.

Now, it was Tenten's turn for the vows. Tenten looked into his eyes. She was in love with him. Tenten would be happy. Sakura prayed that she wouldn't botch it. Prayed that Tenten had enough acting skill.

The "I do's" were done.

Next was, if anyone objects. Speak now or forever hold your peace.

It wasn't time for Sakura to reveal herself just yet. She wanted to Neji to be screwed. Big time.

The minster declared "You may kiss the bride."

Tenten and Neji kissed.

It was perfect. Perfect revenge.

Sakura smiled. Her plan had worked. It was a rule in Konoha that saved Sakura. The one rule that the elders made.

Divorcing your partner equals the death penalty,

Oh, how revenge was sweet.

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