Many thannks to everyone for reading and for the kind reviews! I wasn't too sure how my twisted sense of humor would be taken, but it seems that people are getting a good laugh from this which is what it was intended to do.

Enjoy...

Disclaimer : I don't own the guy's just the story itself. Also I don't own Play School (thank god !).

"Saiya-jin School"

Part 2

Goku: "Welcome back boys and girls, sorry about that unexpected break."

Vegeta: "Humph. It's alright for you to take a break when it suits you."

Goku: (ignores Vegeta) "As you can see we have Bobby the budgie safely back in his cage."

Camera swings around and shows bird cage with Bobby sitting very still on the perch. There's something not quite right with the bird.

Vegeta: "Who cares about the blasted budgie! Can we move on now?"

Goku: "Sure we can, Vegeta."

Goku moves across the set followed by Vegeta who accidentally knocks the table.

*Thud*

Bobby has fallen from his perch and is flat on his back with his legs in the air on the floor of the cage. Vegeta looks and whistles 'Another one bites the dust'

Vegeta: "So, what's next?"

Goku: "It's now time for us to take a look through the windows."

Vegeta: "Peeping Tom!"

Goku: "Not that sort of window, Vegeta. These are our 'special,' magic windows."

Vegeta: (cocks an eyebrow) "You know, there are days when I really wonder about you, Kakarott."

Goku: "So which window shall we look through today, boys and girls?"

Vegeta: (looks around) "What Window?"

Camera takes in a shot of the 3 windows.

Vegeta: "You have to be kidding me..."

Goku: "Shall it be the round window, the square window or the arched window?"

Vegeta: (mutters) "Why not the 10th story window?"

Goku: "Hmmm I think the arched window."

Vegeta: "Huh? Why the arched one?"

Goku: "Why not?"

Vegeta: "What have you got against round?"

Goku: "Nothing it's just that..."

Vegeta: "Or square for that matter?"

Goku: "I like both the round and the square."

Vegeta: "So why not look through one of them?"

Goku: "Cause it's the arched window's turn."

Vegeta: "Who says? You keep on asking these boys and girls yet I don't see any brats around."

Goku: "That's because they aren't here."

Vegeta: "Ahh, now I know for sure you're losing it."

Goku: (getting frustrated) "The boys and girls are out there in T.V. land. They can see us but we can't see them."

Vegeta: "So its like a two way mirror type thingy?"

Goku: (smacks head) "Why me? why me?"

Vegeta: "He-he-he."

Goku: "Can we discuss this later and get back to the script?"

Vegeta: "Sure, no problem."

Goku: "Now where were we?"

Vegeta: "About to look through the square window."

Goku: "That's right. Let's see what we can find when we look through the square window."

Camera focuses on square window and slowly zooms in. Then...

* Aghhhhh !*

Vegeta's face jumps up on the other side of the square window.

Vegeta: "Ha, ha, ha. Scared you all."

Goku: "Vegeta!"

Vegeta: (sarcastically) "Oops... Sorry, Did I frighten you?"

Goku: "Sorry girls and boys. We should be looking through the arched window."

Camera swings to the arched window, the screen blurs out then re focuses on a shot with a chibi Vegeta in a pet shop. Chibi Vegeta is trying to decide between a hamster or a ferret.

Vegeta: "Hey, I remember that."

Goku: "You should, it's you."

Voice over: "Today Chibi Vegeta is visiting the pet shop to buy a new pet."

Film shows Chibi Vegeta deciding on the ferret.

Chibi Vegeta: "I'll take the ferret, thanks."

Store keeper: "Would you like me to wrap it for you?"

Chibi Vegeta: O_o "No, in a box will be fine."

Nappa: "Hey, Vegeta, have a look at this."

Nappa is watching a white mouse running non stop in a mouse wheel.

Nappa: "Cute hey?"

Chibi Vegeta: (shudders) "To each his own."

Nappa: "I could watch him all day."

Chibi Vegeta: "Simple things amuse simple minds."

Store keeper: "Errr... excuse me, but your ferret is ready."

Chibi Vegeta and Nappa collect the box and begin to leave the shop.

Store keeper: "Oi! Hang on a minute, you haven't paid for him."

Voice over: "You must always remember to pay for things."

Chibi Vegeta: "Oh I am sorry. Nappa, pay the man."

Nappa: "Sure thing."

Chibi Vegeta walks out of the shop carrying the box oblivious to the 'flash' that occurs seconds later.

Nappa: "Shall we head back to the ship now Vegeta?"

Chibi Vegeta: "Good idea then I can get Frank here settled."

Nappa: "Frank?"

Chibi Vegeta: "Yes, Frank the ferret."

Voice over: "So the young prince and his 'friend' go back to their space ship to settle Frank into his new home."

The camera blurs out again and then re focuses on Goku and Vegeta in the studio.

Goku: "Well that was interesting wasn't it boys and girls?"

Vegeta : "Not really."

Goku: "A trip to the shop is always interesting."

Vegeta: "Brings back too many painful memories for me."

Goku: (cocks head) "Oh. Why?"

Vegeta: "That's my business."

Goku: "Aww.. come on, please share?"

Vegeta: "Must you pry, Kakarott?"

Goku: "I must... I must."

Vegeta: "Well..."

Goku: (Rests chin in hands) "Yes? Yes?"

Vegeta: "Let's just say that whatever I get from the shop doesn't last very long."

Goku: "Oh?"

Vegeta: (dreamy look) "Poor Frank."

Goku: (raises an eyebrow) "What happened to Frank?"

Vegeta: "Frank went exploring."

Goku: "And..."

Vegeta: "He found his way into the conduit pipes that contained the electrical wiring of the ship."

Goku: "Uh oh..."

Vegeta: "Suffice to say one fried ferret and melted electrical system later, we crashed on a remote planet."

Goku: "Well, I never knew that."

Vegeta: "It's not something you go around telling everyone, you know."

Goku: "No, I guess not."

Vegeta: "It's a bit embarrassing."

Goku: "Yes I can see your point, you really wouldn't want everyone to know that the mighty Saiya-jin prince was brought crashing down by a simple ferret."

Vegeta: "No, I wouldn't, so don't even think about it, Kakarott!"

Goku: (waves hand dismissively) "Don't need to worry about me, Vegeta, you have already done that yourself."

Vegeta: "Huh?"

Goku: "Remember the cameras?"

Vegeta: "They aren't?"

Goku: "They are."

Vegeta: "They didn't."

Goku: "They did."

Vegeta: (smacks head on table) "Agghhh! I'm screwed... I'm screwed..."

Goku: (puts hand on Vegeta's shoulder) "There, there. Don't let it worry you."

Vegeta: "But what about my image?"

Goku: "At least people know you have a caring heart under that granite exterior."

Vegeta: "But I don't have a caring heart."

Goku: "It's okay to let people know you have feelings."

Vegeta: (growls) "I have an image to protect here, Kakarott. I show no emotion. I am a..."

Goku: "Soft lump of marshmallow that cares about others?"

Vegeta: (distracted) "Yeah a soft lump of marsh... Hang on! No I'm not!"

Vegeta whirls around and runs to another section of the set where Big Ted, little Ted, Jemima and Hannibal are all sitting.

Goku: "Vegeta!"

Vegeta: "Yes?"

Vegeta sidles up to Big Ted.

Goku: (walking over slowly) "Now let's talk about this."

Vegeta: "I'm through talking, Kakarott."

Vegeta suddenly makes a dive and grabs Big Ted in a head lock

Goku: "Oh no!"

Vegeta: "Stay back... I'm warning you."

Goku: (Gasps) "Vegeta, I beg you, think about what you are doing. Think about the consequences."

Vegeta raises his eyes and cocks his head in thought for a moment.

Vegeta: "To hell with the consequences."

He tightens the head lock

Goku: "Now let's calm down and see if we can't work something out here."

Vegeta: "I am not weak ! I am a tough, invincible warrior! And I will prove it!"

Goku: "Huh?"

Vegeta turns and runs to the other end of the studio where on a large table there sits a PC, printer, fax and a ...

PAPER SHREDDER!

Goku: "Agghhhh !"

Vegeta: (manically) "HA..HA..HA.."

Vegeta switches on the paper shredder and holds Big Ted above it. Big Ted's glassy eyes stare out in silent appeal.

Goku: "Don't do it, I beg you, don't do it."

Vegeta: "I'm warning you... stay away."

Goku: "But, Vegeta."

Vegeta: "Stay back or the bear gets it!"

Goku: "Think about what you are about to do."

Vegeta: "I have."

Goku: "Wow, that was quick."

Vegeta: "Why waste time?"

Goku: "Good point."

Vegeta dangles Big Ted a bit closer to the shredder.

Vegeta: "So who is the strongest, most ruthless warrior in the universe?"

Goku: (scratches head) "Is this a trick question?"

Vegeta: (smacks head) "I don't believe this!"

Goku: (hops from one foot to the other) "Ummm... Don't tell me... Ummm... I know this one..."

Vegeta lowers Big Ted's ears towards the shredder. Big Ted sends out a mute appeal for help.

Goku: "Awww.. gimme a hint... please?"

Vegeta: (rolls eyes) "Really, Kakarott, you are pathetic."

Goku: "Why, thanks."

Vegeta: "It's not a compliment."

Goku: "It isn't?"

Vegeta: (mutters) "Gimme strength. Last chance, Kakarott. Tell me now, who is the strongest warrior in the universe?"

Goku: "..."

Vegeta: "Okay, time's up. The bear gets it."

Goku: "Noooo !"

Goku makes a desperate lunge at Vegeta. Vegeta dodges and drops Big Ted...

Whirrrr...whizz...bang...shunk...ping...

As Big Ted is slowly swallowed by the shredder so bits of fluffy stuffing and brown fur pile up in the waste basket below. Vegeta stands to one side, arms folded, evil smirk on the face. Goku moves slowly towards the basket. He turns the shredder off and dips his hand into the basket. He brings his hand up clutching something. He opens his hand and stares at the palm where one slightly scratched glass eye is nestled.

Goku: *sob* "Why, Vegeta? Why? Big Ted never did anything to you."

Vegeta: (smirks) "To prove a point."

Goku: "And what might that be?"

Vegeta: "That only the most fiercest warrior would dare destroy such a popular, much loved icon."

Goku: *sob* "Big Ted... I'm sorry... I should have saved you..."

Vegeta: "It could have been worse."

Goku: "How?"

Vegeta: "Could have been Jemima."

Goku: "Mind you, she could do with a face lift."

Vegeta: "I can arrange that."

Goku: "Ark! No. Vegeta don't you dare!"

Vegeta chuckles and makes a dive to grab Jemima. Goku jumps him and the two begin to wrestle on the floor. Camera swings to the producer.

Producer: "Cut! Cut! Come on guy's, break it up."

Cameraman: "Err... should we go to a commercial break?"

Producer: "Ummm... Yes, I think we had better."

tbc...