A/N: This is going to be an all dialogue chapter. It seems to flow easier that way. Requested by Abigail Thalia La Rue.
"Sally Jackson speaking."
"Hello Ms. Jackson, I'm April Jones, the school secretary."
"Oh, is Percy alright?"
"Well... he's being suspended. ...And, from the looks of things, expelled."
"What? What in the world happened?"
"He was fooling around on a school field trip, and blasted the school bus with a cannon."
"...Oh no."
"Yes, it's unfortunate. But he shouldn't have been messing with the artifacts."
"I'm sure that's not the case... and he really seemed to like this school, too."
"I, for one, will be sorry to see him go. I was really looking forwards to seeing him around next year."
"Oh, you know Percy well?"
"Trouble seems to follow that poor child everywhere. The amount of times he was sent to see the principal..."
"...Oh no."
"And, most of the time, it wasn't even his fault. Oh, sorry, got to run; I've got another call coming in."
"Oh, yes. Good bye."
"Have a nice day"
Click.
"Percy, Percy, Percy...what am I going to do with him?"