Saturday, September 24, 2005 4:30p.m

Hello diary,

I did it. He's in my closet right now, and very unhappy. He keeps yelling lots and lots of mean stuff out here. I can hear him because I didn't soundproof the door. Hold on, he just asked me something...

Ok. He asked this,"What do you hope to gain from all this? Are you trying to lure my friends here then kill them?" I said, "No. Why would I want to do that, Hiei? I don't want to kill anyone." "Then why are you doing this? What will you gain from kidnapping me?" I said," The most I hope to gain from all this is a boyfriend." That shut him up...for a minute. Then he went off on a tangent about how kidnapping someone isn't the smartest way to get a boyfriend. And blah blah blah. There! He stopped. Ugh...I just said something to him and he started yelling and talking again. Maybe I should just keep quiet. I think he's hungry now. I'm going to grab some food from the kitchen and feed him now. I'll tell you more about it later.

Signed, Ari

Saturday, September 24, 2005 8:00p.m.

Hello Diary,

When I fed him, he quieted down enough to have an almost civil conversation. Civil for Hiei, I mean. He's still too mad to ask me my name. He keeps calling me a baka ningen. Wait...oh no...I forgot something...He's gotta use the bathroom...

Ok...He's done. I don't trust him to leave the closet so don't ask how we worked that out. Please. Hiei still hates my guts but I'm hoping that'll pass over time. Uh oh. Mom's coming...

Whew, that was close. I was afraid she was going to ask what the smell was. (Don't ask) Hold on, Hiei's snickering and laughing at me in the closet. Ok. That shut him up. He said, " Was that your mommy?" And I said, "Yeah, it was...but at least I'm not trapped in a cell by someone who's 100 times weaker than me, right Hiei?" That shut him up. He's hungry again. I've got to go find something for him to eat. Ok. I gave him the leftover's from tonite's dinner. Fried chicken. I think I just heard him murmur that it was good. Wow. I still can't believe the most kawaii bishonen in the world is in my closet. I wonder how long it'll be until I can let him out?

Well, I've gotta go. Ari

Sunday, September 25, 2005 10:00am

Hello Diary,

I still can't believe that it happened. It's only natural, I guess but I'm still amazed. He asked me my name. He said, " It's obvious you know my name. I guess I need to know yours if your holding me here." I was so happy. I couldn't believe it. I said, "My name's Ari." "Ari, huh? Doesn't sound like the name of a kidnapper." I didn't say anything. He's quit yelling and insulting me. I think he's starting to warm up to me. I'll give him a week. I asked him, "Do you think I would ever be able to let you out of my closet without you running away?" He said, "Don't count on it." I said, "But, you've already stopped insulting me and yelling and you've stopped trying to get out." He didn't say anything. I'm hoping eventually I can let him out. He just said that he's hungry again and he has to pee again. At the beginning I thought he was worth the trouble, but now I'm not as certain. It doesn't matter, though. He's already there and what's done is done. I have to keep him so he won't kill me. I think he's begun to look through my head and look at my memories and listen to my thoughts. Oh, no! That's bad for a multitude of reasons! I've got a lot of bad stuff in there...Hiei stuff. I think I just heard him chuckle; that means he's looking at it now. Um... moving on... He's making fun of me now. I have to handle the bathroom problem and then feed him. I'll be back.

Signed, Ari.

Sunday, September 25, 2005 12:00pm

Hello Diary,

He hasn't stopped making fun of me for the last two hours. Now, I've got to deal with physical abuse (getting yelled at) and mental abuse.Hold on, I've got to go yell at him for awhile. Ok. I'm back. Hold on, Ok. I'm done. Hiei wants to know how I know so much about him. Normally, I wouldn't tell him but if I don't he'll just look through my head anyway. So, I'm going to tell him. Hiei can't believe it. He said, "There's a television show about us? Yusuke and Kuwabaka, and Kurama and me?" I said," Yes." "It tells everything about us?" "Yes." Hiei still can't believe it. Maybe, when he gets nicer, I'll show him. When he stops making fun of me, we actually have a pretty decent conversation. Mom's coming in to see what I'm doing...she has a load of clothes! Hang on. Whew. That was very close. She was headed for the closet. I told her I'd take care of it. My family still hasn't realized that there's a bishonen in my closet. (pretty boy) Very pretty. Yummy. Oops...I forgot he can read my mind. Crap. He's laughing again. Then, he stopped. He wants to see what I look like. all my memories are, of course, from my point of view and he can't see me. I told him no. That it's best if he gets to know me first, because I'm ugly. He didn't say anything. It was weird because I expected him to.

Signed, Ari

Sunday, September 25, 2005 2:00pm.

Hello Diary,

He's hungry again. I fed him and that's it. Hiei just asked me why I have such a low self esteem. Like he cares. I told him I was tired and wanted to take a nap. And I did.

Signed, Ari

Sunday, September 25, 2005 4:00pm.

Hiei has to pee again. And he said he had to do something else. I asked him if I could trust him. He said yes. I hesitated and let him out. He went to the bathroom and actually came back. He asked if he had to go back in the closet. I said, "No, I guess not." Hiei looked at me and went over to my daybed with the two giant windows and looked outside. So, he is docile enough to be let out and trusted now. Wait. Ok, I'm back. Hiei just pointed to our backyard and said, "What's that, Ari?" I had to go look. "It's just a cow." "A cow?" "Yes. It's a source of human food." "Hn." I had to smile at that. You couldn't argue with that logic. Huh? Wait. Hiei just said something. He said, "You don't look like a kidnapper, either." I said, "What?" He didn't say anything.

Signed, Ari

Sunday, September 25, 2005 4:15pm

Hello Diary,

I had to leave the room for 15 minutes and Hiei already went through and demolished most of my stuff. It was an accident I know, put PS2's are expensive videogame systems. And my TV... I should have showed him how it all worked. Oh, man...How am I going to explain a melted PS2 and a melted TV, and an exploded stereo to my parents? I could say it was a fire but Dad would get mad and say," Why did you stick around when there was a fire?" And I'd have to lie to him about that. Hiei just apoligised to me. I can't believe he apoligized. Oh, well. Turns out my Excellent Plan just cost me darn near 350 dollars. Well, one can only stay mad at a bishonen like Hiei for 30 seconds, tops. I'll have to tell dad it was my fault. And be grounded for weeks. Chetara won't believe me either. Oh, well, It was worth it to hear Hiei say he was sorry. That'll probably be the last time. Well gotta go break the news to my parents.

Signed, Ari.

Sunday, September 25, 2005 8:30pm.

Hello Diary,

Guess what? My parents came to my room, looked at it , (Hiei hid in the closet, of course) and they thought my stuff exploded on its own. Like a chain reaction. The TV blew, then the PS2 and then the stereo. They didn't believe me when I said I did it by accident. They said it'll be alright, but I won't be able to get new stuff for awhile. Christmas, maybe and then I have to choose if I want a TV or a stereo. Well, I can live without all that stuff. Hiei was really upset (for Hiei). I asked him if tomorrow, he wouldn't touch my computer. Hiei said he wouldn't. I asked him if he wanted to search the web with me. Then I had to explain what that meant. He said hn. I showed him around until we accidentally stumbled onto a gay picture of Hiei. He was really upset and I said, "It's ok, Hiei. I know you're not gay. You're gay when hell freezes over." That made him laugh a little but I could tell he was still a little unhappy.

Signed, Ari.