10/4/05 6:00pm
We received unwanted guests today. Guess who? The Reikai Tantei. The Spirit Detectives. The last people I wanted to add to the mix of confusion and chaos. Yup. Yusuke, Kurama, and Kuwabaka were at my house. They "sensed" Hiei's energy here, I'm sure.I drove them away. That made them really suspicious. My parents were looking at me strangely. See, they posed as police officers with a search warrant. And demanded to search our house. I could tell who they were immeadiately because of Kurama's hair. Kuwabaka's hairstyle, and Yusuke's hairstyle. It actually looked more like two guys and a girl showed up to search our house today. My parents got totally suspicious when I refused to let them search my room. So did the Reikai Tantei. I said," Please, hold on a second." I went to Hiei. I told him what was going on and asked him what to do. He said, "Tell them no. They can't do anything." I said,"They can if they think I kidnapped you and are causing you bodily harm." Hiei said, "Tell them no." I went outside. "No," I said. "What?" The boys said. "I said no." My parents said, "Ari, why don't you let them? We have nothing to hide." I said, "They have to have probable cause to get a warrent to search our house. On what grounds are they searching our house?" My parents paused for a moment. "Why ARE you searching our house again?" "Uh..." The boys paused. They looked at each other. "We have other important business to attend to. I'm sorry for ruining your evening. Have a lovely day." Kurama said. As they were about to flee, I said, "Hey, officers?" They froze. "Yeah, What do you want now?" Yusuke snapped. "What're your names?" Instant freeze. Group freeze. No one moved. No one breathed. "Our names...?" Kuwabaka asked. "Yeah, you know, what people call you. I thought you at least had to know your name to be a police officer. If not much more." I said. "Uh...Officer...Uh...John!" Kuwabaka said. I smothered a grin. "Right. Officer John...?" "Smith." Yusuke elbowed him. "I see. Officer John Smith. And yours?" I turned to Yusuke. "Uh...Officer..." I waited patiently. "Uh..." "He's Officer Jin Tsukai." Kurama stepped in. "Ah. So...your...japanese?" I asked pointedly. "His father's side was." Kurama said. Kurama is a smooth lier. It's funny, you would think Yusuke and Kuwabara would be better but I've never met a better lier before. All I can say is that he fooled my parents twice over. "And your name...?" "Officer Kuro Kifujin." "Your name means Black...lady?" "Yes..." He seemed surprised that I knew what that meant. "It's a cruel family joke." "Ah...so...you're japanese as well?" "Full blooded Japanese." "Neither of you look japanese." I pointed out. If looks could kill, Yusuke and Kuwabara would've killed me. "That was a joke." Kurama said. "Sumimasen for not seeing the humor in it." They paused. "By the way, what was a joke? Your name or you being japanese?" Kurama paused. "Um..." My parents watched me pick them apart at the badly sown seams. Ha. They can't sow. Anyway, they lied there way out of there...horribly. My parents were proud of me because they thought that I had kept the house safe from "those people" as they say. They don't know that I did that to keep my hot bishie boyfriend from being taken away. I would fight tooth and nail over him. Well, I've got to attend to Hiei . He's giving me looks.