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Might not be able to update fo a while because I am starting year 10 (Tenth Grade I think in America? Tell me please) of school tommorow (2nd September!)

DISCLAIMER! I DO NOT OWN THE MR CHARACTERS OR ZSA ZSA! NOR DO I OWN AVRIL LAVIGNES SONGS I JUST LOVE THEM!

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CHAPTER 5

Max P.O.V

We were on the way home and it had been a bit awkward not knowing what to say since before the kissing thing. So I sat there fiddling with my guitar while Fang was being his usual silent self.

"What's with the Italian guy?" Asked Fang, watching me fiddle with my guitar, breaking the silence for once.

"Oh Pietro? He's my real dad's brother-in-law. So I learnt Italian to talk to him properly." I explained when I first met Pietro I thought he was hilarious, how he dressed, how he talked then I realised he was gay. Oh my god the amount of shopping trips we went on were countless, he usually picked out most of my t-shirts and stuff – I was 12 so I didn't care as long as it fitted and he paid for it.

"And Sophia?"

"Pietro's sister, co-manager person and she's a hairdresser for celebs" I answered Sophia had always been like the best aunty I could ever have, funny and is the best hairdresser I know – and I've met loads!

"Oh Fang I'm having a party tonight, you coming?" I asked we always used to have a big bash, one every other night but since starting school mum's told us we can't have a party until the weekend. I was gutted I loved our parties, everyone would come and if they couldn't we'd go over their house and drag 'em over! But now we knew new people so a good reason to throw a weekend party which usually means it will go on until Saturday night.

"A party? Sure I'll ask Iggy"

"Great, oh and can you help me like call all the guys to come. I just need you to tell me the names I need to call"

"Like who?"

"We'll probably have people like... Oh gotta call Brad its hilarious when he comes. He's such a bad influence but it's funny" I replied laughing to myself, the last time we had had Brad over we kinda got drunk – just a little – and well we somehow broke the table in two, and the sofa and something else expensive I can't remember what it was but mum didn't talk to me for three days.

"Brad?"

"Brad Pitt, seriously you need to meet him, really funny" I shrugged looking at my guitar then back at Fang who had his mouth open. "What?"

"Brad Pitt?"

"Yeah... oh and I'll be singing my new song as well. I'm usually on our stage we build in the garden singing, and well I'm on there most of the night and if I'm not there I'll be with Brad no doubt" I explained, time to see whether Fang really does see me or my money. Only way is for him to experience the best nights of my life – unlike some I don't have one best night of my life I have loads mostly these parties. I had been writing a new song over the week and with help from the band I'm sure it's going to sound great.

"Play us it" said Fang nodding at my guitar

"No! You'll hear it when everyone else gets too!" I told him, it's not like some of my songs which are about someone this is just a song that popped into my head, though I suppose it could have a meaning depends on how people look at it. He raised his eyebrows at me and I smiled and shrugged, then the car stopped suddenly and we flew down the long chairs.

"What the Hell! Can you not drive properly or something?" I shouted really pissed off, this was the third time today maybe more! I've hit my head so many times I've forgotten.

"Sorry ma'am, car needs to go for a service" He said calmly

"Right, so you're not a shit driver then? You're just blaming the car?"

"Yes ma'am"

"Have you ever heard the saying 'Only bad workers blame their tools'?" I replied back he must be glad to get home at night so he doesn't have to listen to me shouting at him.

"Sorry mate, you know just be careful" I said feeling a little guilty; he just nodded probably cursing my name under his breath. Fang was still looking at me with his eyebrows raised. "Shut up!" and I threw an ice cube at him, they were in the glasses at the end of the seats, he looked shocked and threw one back it went down my back as I was reaching for another.

"Oh my God! That's cold!" I screamed getting up with a handful and putting them on his head, so we had an ice cube fight throwing them at each other. It could have lasted a good half hour just throwing ice cubes at each other – if you ever get one right in your forehead it kills believe me. A few went down my top and most went on the floor, as we stood up armed with more ice cubes we were falling all over the place slipping on the ice. It had to be the most I had ever laughed; I just lay on the seat chucking ice at Fang who was trying to stand up on ice that was covering the floor like a carpet. It melted – not as quick as I thought it would – and now we fought again on soaked flooring, water squelching beneath our shoes every time we took a step. We ran out of ice cubes in the glasses and started throwing the ones that come in those buckets – and they're a hell of a lot bigger! I opened the sunroof to try and get rid of the water on the floor; I popped my head out of the top and looked around at the cars around us. I still had the bucket in my hand, I looked over at Fang, who was looking back at me confused, with a mischievous grin on my face and as a convertible passed us with the roof down I threw the bucket full of ice at him. As the driver turned to glare at me as if I had just kicked a kitten I swore at him with my middle finger and sat down on the seats my side killing me from laughing, I would've been rolling on the floor laughing if I hadn't remembered it was saturated. Fang was shaking his head at me but laughing all the same.

"Who was that?"

"I. Have. No. Idea" I choked out through laughs "Probably deserved it though" I added trying to stable my breathing from the laughing.

(Ten (Ish) minutes later)

Fang P.O.V

"So will yah come in and help us to get things ready for the party?" Asked Max as we pulled outside of a massive white three storey house, it had to be at least 4 times bigger than my house. She hopped out of the limo and pulled a key out of her jeans pocket, I followed her into the gigantic house. There was a giant white marble stair case with a red carpet going down the middle, the stairs went up to the landing which had one door that I could see which was painted purple with Nudge painted on it in graffiti style. There were two doors either side of the big entrance one leading into a giant living room with a TV practically the same size as the longest wall, and on the other side was the kitchen which looked even bigger. Max grabbed my shirt and dragged me up the stairs.

"Come on can't stand gawping at my house all afternoon we've got a party to sort out!" She sighed pulling me up the stairs. I was still in awe of the huge place and once we reached the top of the stairs the landing went on for what looked like forever on both sides. There were three doors on the side facing the door and two facing the other way. The door furthest on the right facing the door was blue and black striped with Max written in graffiti on the front, it didn't look like her room would be very big but once she opened the door and revealed a set of stairs.

"Are you coming?" She asked looking down at me; she was already halfway up the stairs. At the top was another door, she opened it to reveal a colossal bedroom that had a purple carpet and light blue walls with graffiti symbols and lettering all over the walls.

"Like it?" She asked looking at me grinning "It's not much but..."

"Not much?" This room was bigger than my house!

"Yeah... It's my house so I get the biggest room" She shrugged kicking her shoes off and jumped on her bed and grabbed two phones off of the bedside cabinet and threw one at me. I caught it, god knows what I would have done if I had dropped it I know I was on a carpet but still. She lay on the bed flicking through her phone; she looked up from it and at me.

"You can sit down you know. Just go through the contacts reading out names so I know who to call kay?" I sat next to her and went into the contacts there were celebrities names left right and centre on this phone.

"Amy" I read the first name that was there

"Which one Amy Macdonald or Amy Lee?"

"Lee" I answered watching her put the phone to her ear and start calling

Max P.O.V

Fang was seemingly impressed with the house, it was the smallest of the three houses I have. Not to brag or anything but I have one in Arizona – obviously – California, also obvious, and Tokyo just because I can.

"Hey Amy!"

"Hi Max what can I do you for?"

"Party tonight"

"Ok what time?"

"Whatever time you arrive as long as it is past half 7 but don't come too late or you'll miss my new song!" I answered knowing the time now was about 4 o'clock, and I still needed to get the stage up, drinks out get changed and get everyone here – not much then.

"Alright see you there"

"Bye" Well that's one here, I turned to Fang and put my thumbs up at him before getting up and walking to the window, opening it and leant out to see if Scott was there. Scott was my favourite body guard he went most places with me except school and photo shoots, he usually blended into the back ground so he could have been there and I hadn't noticed. He always wore a black suit with black sunglasses looking very cool. Luckily he was there talking to Gareth.

"HEY SCOTT!" I shouted waving down at them

"Yes Max?"

"GET THE GUYS TO SET UP THE STAGE. IT'S PARTY TIME! IN A FEW HOURS!" I shouted down grinning

"MAX!" Shouted Gareth his arms folded staring up at me, Fang joined my side looking down seeing what was going on, I don't think he had ever met Gareth.

"WHAT!"

"Who said you could have a party?" He replied

"UH... ME!" I answered truthfully

"Shall we ask your mother about it?"

"YOU COULD DO, BUT I BET SHE WILL WANT A PARTY!" I called down

"I'll phone her!" He sighed and started walking towards the house

"Already way ahead of yah!" I said grabbing my phone and started dialling my mums number

"Valencia Martinez' phone"

"Mum. Can I have a party? Gareth's being mardy and saying no! Please mum to celebrate one week at school?"

"Sure"

"Are you ok with Brad yet?" I asked crossing my fingers I had put the phone on loud speaker

"*sigh* I suppose, he's still not in the good books but he's out of the bad" She sighed I jumped up and down shouting yes

"Cheers mum see you later!" And I hung up still jumping up and down, I hugged Fang quickly, let go and jumped on my bed punching the air. I suddenly remembered Gareth so I ran to the window, as I stopped at the window my long hair flew in front of me and I shouted at Gareth

"HA IN YOUR FACE! WE ARE HAVING A PARTY! COME ON SCOTT LET'S GET SORTED!" I pointed at Gareth and laughed at him, Scott had walked off to get some guys to build the stage up and design where everything would go.

"Right next!" I said picking up my phone; we went through almost all of my contacts calling everyone

"Keeley from school" Said Fang, Keeley was one of my best mates at school along with four others called; Hannah (the girl that wanted me to play Get over It), Rainy, Zsa Zsa (The idea for that name is a character in a TV show called Eastenders known as a soap opera (for those who don't know) no idea why it's called a soap opera there is no soap and it's not an opera :S I was watching it at the time) (yes that is her real name at least it isn't as bad as Zephyr) and Verity. We are all close and are very good at annoying Lissa, and I'm good at annoying the teachers.

"Alright I'll get them on the phone at the same time." (You can do that on the I-phone if you didn't know but if you did then this little bit of info is meaningless to you so sorry!)

(Underlined = Keeley, underlined & bold = Hannah, bold = Verity, Italics = Zsa Zsa, plain = Max)

"Hey Max!"

"Hi"

"Hello?"

"Yo!"

"Hey guys! Party tonight wanna come?"

"Duh! Course I'm coming!"

"I am SO there!"

"Count me in!"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

"Good to hear we'll see you there! Arrive anytime past half 7 but not too late I'm singing my new song alright bye!" I put the phone on down an all of them "That's everyone except Brad so I'll phone him now" I said setting my phone on my bed on loud speaker as it rang.

"Hello Brad's phone"

"Brad mate its Max!"

"Max! Hello it's been ages!"

"I know well you know the reason why I phone you by now don't you?"

"Yes I do. A party! It's been a while since your last one hasn't it?"

"Yeah mum's made us go to school"

"Serious?"

"Yeah it's not all bad got some good mates" I said looking at Fang smiling and he flashed one of his rare-to-die-for smiles

"Yeah... One of your girly crushes from the sounds of it!" He laughed

"Shut up! Anyway you coming or what?"

"Hang on is your mum still annoyed at me?"

"Nah I asked before I called she's fine with it. Please Brad I have people you need to meet!" I begged

"Max, Max Max you know the answer if it's a party I'm going to be there!"

"YES! Haha get here anytime after half past 7!"

"See you then!"

"Bye!" I shouted and grinned

"That's everyone in yours, Nudges, Ella's and your mum's phones" Said Fang putting the phone down on the bed

"Thanks for helping. Are you going to ask Iggy to come? Oh and whoever you want can come the more the merrier I think."

"You've already got over 200 people coming!"

"So? What's wrong with more? Have you seen the size of our garden? We can get more here than that!" He smiled at me, and I got up and looked out of my open window it was six o'clock now and we had started calling people at 4! The guys had done a good job building the stage it was done except for the instruments needed putting on it and the band need to get here. The Band! I forgot the band! Well done Max! I hit my forehead with the palm of my hand and started dialling quickly.

"Forgotten someone?"

"My band!" I answered quickly as they picked up the phone

"Guys! Tonight. Party. New song. Get here now!" I practically shouted down the phone

"Whoa cool it Max we're on our way!" Shouted Steve (who plays the keyboard); at least he doesn't forget something.

(1 hour and a half later)

Fang P.O.V

The back garden that was about the same size as two football pitches on each end was just now one mass of people all talking and listening to the music. Max knew how to hold a party, there were drinks on every table and everyone was enjoying their time. Celebrities were everywhere; from Tom Cruise to Fearne Cotton they were all here. I saw Max push her way through the crowd smiling and saying hi, she was wearing a pair of baggy jeans and a black hoodie with 'Best Damn Thing' written on the back the letters in different materials on a pink background and something on the hood but I couldn't see it, before climbing up to the stage and shouting loudly into the microphone.

"HEY GUYS! GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT!" Everyone cheered "Now for some of you here today it is your first time here at my house and at one of my parties, so just have a good time! We all know why we're here-"

"NO!" Shouted Brad raising a glass at Max who was smiling at him

"Shut up Brad! Anyway you are probably here to hear my new song, no pun intended, I've been writing so I hope you guys like it! Here we go!" She shouted and nodded to the band to start playing

"It's called The Best Damn thing" She said over the music "When I say let me hear you please say it after me kay?"

(Italics = Max, bold & italics = Nudge/Ella, underlined = the crowd)

"Let me hear you say hey hey hey"

Max put her hand behind one ear and pointed the mic over to the crowd. "Hey hey hey!"

"Alright

Now let me hear you say hey hey ho"

"Hey hey ho!"

"I hate it when a guy doesn't get the door
even though I told him yesterday and the day before,
I hate it when a guy doesn't get the tab
And I have to pull my money out and that looks bad"

"Yeah"

"Where are the hopes, where are the dreams
My Cinderella story scene
When do you think they'll finally see

That you're not not not gonna get any better,
You won't won't won't you won't get rid of me never,
Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me,
We're not the same,
And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle,
You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal,
Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen

Alright, alright
Yeah

I hate it when a guy doesn't understand
Why a certain time of month I don't wanna hold his hand"

"Uh uh"

"I hate it when they go out, and we stay in
And they come home smelling like their ex girlfriends

I found my hopes, I found my dreams,
My Cinderella story scene,
Now everybody's gonna see,

That you're not not not gonna get any better,
You won't won't won't you won't get rid of me never,
Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me,
We're not the same,
And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle,
You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal,
Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen,
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen,

Give me an M, always give me what I want,
Give me a R, be very very good to me,
I, are you gonna treat me right,
D, I can put up a fight,
Give me an E, let me hear you scream loud"

"Let me hear you scream loud!"

"One, two, three, four

Where are the hopes, where are the dreams,
My Cinderella story scene,
When do you think they'll finally see,

That you're not not not gonna get any better,
You won't won't won't you won't get rid of me never,
Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me,
We're not the same,
And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle,
You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal,
Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen,
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen,
Max pushed the drummer off of the drums and stole his drum sticks and started playing while singing.
Let me hear you say hey hey hey"

"Hey hey hey"

"Alright
Now let me hear you say hey hey ho"

"Hey hey ho"She jumped up and down grinning at the audience that were cheering along.

"Hey hey hey,
Hey hey hey,
Hey hey hey,

I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen"

"How did you guys like it?" She shouted to be answered with a massive cheer, she saw me in the crowd and I put my thumb up, then her smile faded away and she looked confused at something behind me.

Max P.O.V

I finished the song and everyone was cheering and some were singing I grinned and shouted.

"How did you guys like it?" and a massive cheer came from everyone, I looked in the crowd trying to find Fang. I found him stood outside the patio doors a drink in his hand, he was wearing his usual black t-shirt, but this time he was wearing what looked to be suit trousers, I will have to laugh at him later I have songs to sing. But someone stood behind him grinning evilly at me, my smile went away once I realised who it was.

"Michael?" I whispered into the mic which made everyone turn to me then to where I was looking, I grabbed my guitar and slung it around my neck and jumped off of the stage, out of the corner of my eye I saw Ella jump off and run in that direction. I pushed my way through the crowd and I saw Brad on one side following me and my girls right behind me occasionally clipping my heels but I ignored it. I was practically shoving people out of the way but I apologised after, once I had reached where I had last saw him Ella was hanging off of his arm. I didn't know where Fang was but I had more things to worry about.

"What're you doing here?" I asked Icily

"Uh enjoying the party" He said sarcastically his once silky brown hair had been shaved down so that it was hardly bigger than a thumb nail. He was taller and had a look of grown upness about him.

"You weren't invited"

"I was by your beautiful sister here" He replied hugging Ella and she giggled, uh he made me sick it was only one year ago I went out with him and found him in bed with a woman I didn't even know.

"Right and how long is it going to take for you to get bored and go off with another woman?"

"Max it wasn't like that!"

"Yeah right. I was 14 a year older than Ella, when I came home from a gig to find you in my bed with some random woman!" I shouted my hands curling into fists, I suddenly felt something go around my waist and I turned my head to find Fang there hugging me reassuringly

"You seem to have moved on as have I. With your new boyfriend"

"What?" Fang and I said together, I looked back up into his seemingly bottomless dark eyes I could have lost myself in them for hours but Michaels annoying voice cut through.

"So you two aren't going out?"

"No... But I'm better off without you anywhere near my family!" I shouted I turned to Ella who had now put her hands on her hips "Ella, the girl who can do no wrong, do you know how old he is?" I asked

"What? Uh... 16?" She stammered

"You think he is three years older than you are now? Well here's a news flash for you he was five years older than me when we broke up last year! Now I'm guessing you can add so brains of the family what's 14 add 5 add 1?" I asked

"You're twenty?" Asked Ella looking at Michael puzzled, he glared at me and I smiled sweetly at him.

"Yeah..." He replied trailing off

"Ella don't go with him, you don't know what it's like walking down the street with him and people thinking we're related because of the age difference then talking behind our backs. It's not nice you don't deserve that!"

"You can't tell me who I can or can't love!"

"No but I can warn you about him!"

"And what do you mean 'girl who can do no wrong?" she asked

"Brad? Where are you?" I called and he appeared out of the crowd I turned to him slightly Fang still stood behind me "Remember that night when we supposedly broke that expensive thing?" And he nodded while our mum had finally made an appearance

"Max what are you doing?" I ignored her

"Well apparently we broke it. And mum you ignored me for a whole three days because of that, but guess what I found?" I asked to my confused mum and angry little sister

"I found a video showing Ella here breaking it then putting the pieces near where Brad and I stood. Anyone want to watch it? Oh no we can't can we? Because to once Ella found out I had found it guess what she did? She burnt it along with mum's favourite curtains and blamed me! No matter what she does I get the blame! You broke the toaster who had to buy another one? ME! You somehow got a hole in your wall who got blamed for it even though it was in your room? ME! Are we seeing a pattern here?" I shouted in her face absolutely fuming, most now had turned towards us watching

"You only get the blame because no one in this family likes you!" Shouted Michael cutting in

"No one asked you!" I shouted even louder "Just leave you're not welcome here. Ever!"

"He's not leaving; he's going to stay with me!"

"Well you can leave with him then!" I screamed and they glared at me before turning their backs on us and walking to the door

"Oh well done Max!" Said my mum sarcastically before running after my ex and sister.

I turned around and hugged Fang, he seemed taken aback but hugged me back all the same, and I felt people patting me on my shoulder. I let go of Fang and looked up at him, I felt the same feeling I had when we were about to kiss – wrong because he had a girlfriend (still!) and right because I loved him. I could feel myself moving slowly closer to him but I let go of him, it's wrong he has a girlfriend just because I'm famous doesn't mean I can just waltz in anywhere and kiss the first guy I set my eyes on, just because I love the guys doesn't make it right. I looked around at everyone who was surrounding me; Zsa Zsa, Keeley, Hannah, Verity, Iggy, Brad and even Nudge! I'd have thought she would have gone off with Ella, those two have always been the closest and now she was here with me.

"I could see what was happening. She even told me she was going to do it a few times" Said Nudge hugging me

"Well come on guys we've got a party to get back on track!" I said pulling Nudge along with me towards the stage and ran up the steps. I grabbed the microphone stand which Ella always used and hit it against the fence a few times so it was broken and snapped the stand against my knee so the big bit of it was in half. Wires were sprouting out of the mic I had smashed it that much.

"Right guys let's start this party again!" And I whispered to the band "He wasn't next song"

And I turned around to face the audience and the music started playing.

(Italics = Max, Bold = Nudge)

"There's not much going on today,
I'm really bored, it's getting late,
What happened to my Saturday?
(Saturday...)
Mondays coming the day I hate, -aaate
( alone...)
Staring at the phone,
( phone...)(time to bail)
This point of view is getting stale,-ale
( alone)
Staring at the phone,
( phone)

Sit on the bed alone,

He wasn't what I wanted,
What I thought, no,
He wouldn't even open up the door,
He never made me feel like I was special,
He isn't really what I'm looking for,

Hey Hey Hey
Hey Hey Hey

This is when I start to bite my nails,
And clean my room when all else fails,
I think it's time for me to bail,

Sit on the bed alone,

He wasn't what I wanted,
What I thought, no,
He wouldn't even open up the door,
He never made me feel like I was special,
He isn't really what I'm looking for,

Uh, uh, hey hey
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, hey hey
Uh, uh, hey hey
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, hey hey

Na, na, na, na, na
We've all got choices
Na, na, na ,na
We've all got voices
Na, na, na, na, na
Stand up make some noise
Na, na, na, na
Stand up make some noise

Sit on the bed alone
Staring at the phone
He wasn't what I wanted
What I thought, no
He wouldn't even open up the door
He never made me feel like I was special
He isn't really what I'm looking for

He wasn't what I wanted
What I thought, no
He wouldn't even open up the door
He never made me feel like I was special
Like I was special

'Cause I was special uh uh

Uh, uh
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Uh, uh
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

Na, na, na, na, na"

I had got the crowd finally enjoying themselves rather than reflecting on the little episode with me and my younger sister.


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