An Ugly and Handsome Waste of Time
Jack walked out of the castle and found Will who was sitting in a shrub eating his bootstrap
"Well mate. Unfortunately you're going to be ugly for life." Said Jack making Will cry. Will had been sitting in that same shrub for over five hours so he wasn't very happy at all. He took off all clothes and started stomping on them.
"ARG! ARG! AGGGHHH! HOLY CRAP HOLYY CRAP! HELP ME! HELP ME! ARG! AHHHGGGG!" screamed Jack protecting his eyes. As impossible as it sounds Will is even more hideous naked.
After letting all his anger out Will put on his clothes and Jack opened his eyes.
"Well! That was very sickening and nasty!" gasped Jack. "But that doesn't matter we must go find the Cara Bean!" A herd of wild Elephant-Roosters stampeded on top of Will and killed him temporarily.
"Get up Will you brainless dim-witted gruesome cow man!" yelled Jack hitting Will with a stick. " Come On! We must get to the land of the munchkins before it's too late!"
And so Jack and Will set out for the land of the munchkins. Suddenly Jack remembered that they were already in the land of the munchkins.
"Well duh!" said Jack to himself "That's why the people at the Lizard Castle were so short! That ugly man was right! I'm unintelligent!" he started to laugh at his stupidity.
"JACK!" wailed Will "STOP WASTING TIME! WE MUST SEARCH FOR THE CARA BEAN!"
"Good Idea! You're pretty smart Will! If you weren't so hideously ugly you could do great thing's with you're life!" said jack. He laughed at himself for some reason.
They soon came to a road.
"My God!" said Jack "It's the famous yellow brick road!"
Jack was very proud of himself. Nobody had been able to find the yellow brick road in many hundred years. Jack would be rich and famous. He could almost smell the cash flow now. He also could almost smell apple pie.
"Yum!" said Jack " Apple pie!"
"Jack you unintelligent nincompoop! This can not possibly be the famous yellow brick road!" yelled Will.
"Why not?" asked a curious Jack curiously.
"Because…" said Will matter-of-factly "It's brown and made of dirt! You've found nothing but a brown dirt road!"
"Oh! Well let's go then! We're wasting time!" said Jack and he started to sing in a beautiful attractive voice "Follow the brown dirt road!Follow the Brown Dirt Road. Follow, follow, follow, follow, Follow the Brown Dirt Road- Hey! Something's wrong here! Why isn't Will yelling at me to shut up?"
He looked over to were Will was and saw that Will wasn't even there. Jack screamed in utmost terror because he was attractively afraid of being alone on a brown dirt road deep in the land of the munchkins.
Jack would have started running around in circles like a headless chicken and screaming like a headless donkey but a big bag came onto his head and he was carried away by seven munchkins.
Jack giggled and said "This bag smells like my grandma,"