Hello, all ye earth dwellers.

I haven't updated in a while, thanks to the hag social studies teacher. The meaning of "Extra credit" Is supposed to be optional, but she doesn't get that. So, she makes us do that really hard extra credit work that is meant for getting Extra credit!

I apologize for my ravings . . .

I forgot about my old story from September, thinking that no one would ever review, but it turns out that someone did on the 26th. Here is chapter 2 of Atsui Izumi.

Oh, one more thing, I have taken writing classes since September, so you will probably notice that my skills have enhanced quite a bit. Now, here is the real beginning.

Sasuke hobbled out of the bubbling water. He helped Naruto up, and they grabbed their towels, heading to the drying and changing rooms.

After dried and in fresh new clothes, they began walking down the quiet market street, that was usually hustling and bustling with old woman buying skin creams and children running about. They looked ahead at the tainted sky. Splotches of blue and blots of red, it was gorgeous.

They continued their way until they reached the fork where they parted for the evening. Looking in opposite directions, they went their separate ways. Except, to Naruto, this felt

Different then it usually did. It was the same with Sasuke. They both brushed it off and continued. As soon as Sasuke walked in, the phone rang. He picked it up and answered with a gruff "Hello?"

"Hi . . ." Naruto's small voice said on the other side.

"What do you want, Dobe?" Sasuke said, apparently annoyed.

"Doesn't this mean . . . that were . . . you know. . ." Naruto said quietly.

"Gay?" Sasuke said, nonchalantly.

"I don't like that word . . . It sounds . . . humiliating . . ." Naruto said, drawing off.

"It's ok, don't worry about Sakura, I will take care of her right after this conversation." Sasuke said boldly.

"Really? . . . Thanks . . . Bye . . ." Naruto voice drew away and the 'snap' of the receiver hitting the phone was heard.

Sasuke hung up, and dialed Sakura's home phone.

He was met by a elderly womans voice, and it didn't sound like Sakura's mother.

"Hello, Haruno residents. Chiyoko speaking." The old voice spoke.

Oh, it must be a relative or something . . .

"Hello?" The old voice spoke again.

"Oh, yes, sorry. This is Uchiha Sasuke. May a please speak with Sakura?" Sasuke said politely.

"Oh, yes you may." The old woman said.

'Sakura! Some boy is calling! He sounds Handsome! You should get MARRIED!"

Sasuke heard in the background. Old people . . .

"Hello?"

"Hello, Sakura." Sasuke said.

"OH! SASUKE-KUN! ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE! KYAAAAA!" Sakura screamed so loud the people in Kenya banging on their drums could here her.

"No, its about me . . . and Naruto . . . I need to tell you something . . ." Sasuke said.

"What! Anything for my darling!" Sakura Spoke to loudly once again.

"I . . . am with him . . . I am his . . ." Sasuke cut off.

"Boyfriend." Sasuke stated calmly.

"HAHAHAHAHA YOUR JOKING! YOUR SO FUNNY!" Sakura blurted so loud that she scared the Buddhist monks in Thailand.

"No, seriously." Sasuke said.

All was quiet on the other end in the Haruno household.

Then he was met by a dial tone.

He was guessing that Sakura took it hard . . .

But the truth was entirely different . . .

I thought that chapter was hilarious . . .

I got the Buddhist Monk thing because on tv they are playing this Cops episode . . . and there is a Buddhist monk with and AK47 killing people! HAHAHAHA!

1 You know how old people are . . . always saying things . . . they just don't understand . . . But one thing is for sure, my grandma is funnier than any other comedian I have seen on tv, with her weird sayings and suggestions . . .

Oh, yea, this is no longer a oneshot, as I said in the description of my last chap(made in September, around when I first joined, so it sucked pretty bad . . . )

Anyways . . .

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