Operation U.N.O.
Unlocatable-
Numbuh
One
"Dang it!" Chad said in anger when the KND operative searcher came up with 'Unlocatable- Numbuh 1' after searching 'numbuh 1'. "I need to know what happened to Numbuh 1, the friend of numbuhs 3 and 4!" Chad said in fustration to Numbuh 5.5. "Why?" she replied with. 'there she is! Now to tell her my feelings and- incoming transmission?' Numbuh 123.4 went out of thought from behind the wall and answered his W.R.I.S.T.-T.H.I.N.G.Y.
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with the push of a button. On the screen it said 'Congrats! You're overall score tied with that of numbuh Uno-!' "Numbuh Uno? Uno's italian for 1!" Numbuh 123.4 said abruptly, making Lily and Chad looking after he said it. "Uhh..." Lily said in a strange tone. "Oh, I see! Numbuh 1's called Nigel UNO!" Chad practically yelled. "Yes, of course!" Bill said then realised something. 'wait a second, Numbuh 1? But that must mean that-' "Lilian, I'll need to talk to you" 'just focuse on why you came and not on the-' Bill's thought was cut off by Lily."Yes?" "Well, I, Uh-" he stammered on. 'Now I know how Numbuh 4 feels! Wait, this is my thought, why am I addressing him as Numbuh 4?' "I think your cute" Bill quickly said, not wanting to hold her up. "Thanks for the compliment!" Lily said. "I'm getting a transmission from... Alien_boy?" Kuki said from the distance. "That's a friend!" Bill said. When he turned on the screen. "Hello, Billy!" a mysterious stranger covered in shadows said in a really deep. "HEY! HOW DID YOU GET THE VOICE-CHANGING THINGY!" Bill screamed. "Hey, I borrowed" said the mysterious stranger. "Just put it back." 'Man, he can be SO a rule breaker! At least I still have a back-up story so the others won't figure out that-' Bill was thinking while at the other side the stranger was thinking 'man Billy can be just so... naggy! Hmm naggy, that sounds funny in my head!'. "So Billy-" "Bill" "-What are you going to do to pass the... t-" KNOCK! Interrupted by some one knocking on the door. "Numbuh 123.4! Can I talk to you?" Numbuh 5.5 said through the door. 'Numbuh 123.4, that sounds so nerdy!' the stranger thought, then the screen went blank as Bill opened the door. "Yes?" was the first thing that came out of his mouth. "Well, I-" Lily was cut off by the alarm system. "Kids Next Door, we have a priority 1 situation!" Numbuh 4 yelled. "That's so serious, you can't brief us on the situation until we're on the way to there!" Numbuh 911 said. "Kids Next Door... BATTLE STATIONS!" Numbuh 4 yelled as he put on a pair of sunnies.
"Wait a second! You still haven't told us about the mission!" Chad said angrily. "I've been telling you guys for over an hour!" Bill said at the wheel. Then a laser blast hit the F.L.E.E. and Bill's glasses fell off and broke. "Now I can't see a thing!" "AHH!" the rest of Sector V screamed as Bill took a second pair from his pocket and put them on. "You keep a second pair of glasses?" Chad asked. "Yes for when you're 10 and at university, you have to be prepared for anything!" "Wait a second! You claim to go to uni, but on the last day you were tied with Numbuh 5 for smartest kid in school!" Chad pointed out. "Oh I keep forgetting to tell people that I only go on fridays! How many times do I have to forget!" Bill yelled. "And another thing, Wally and Kuki!" Lily started. "How come you weren't wearing the KND bracelets!" "What? Wally asked. "Let me see those!" Bill said, taking the hands of Lily and Chad for a closer look. "These aren't KND related at all! They're just rainbow monkey fan bracelets!" and with that news Lily and Chad instantly threw off the bracelets. "You don't like rainbow monkeys?" Bill asked. "Of course not!" Lily replied. "Good, cause I hate them!" "WHAA-" Kuki's screamed was cut short by another blast and the F.L.E.E. started falling to the ground. "Why does this thing have to crash now?" Chad thought out loud.
BANG!
"Where am I?" Numbuh 123.4 said in a dazed voice. "Seriously, the whole went unconsious by the crash but only this WHIMP managed to get captured?" a dark figure said in an evil voice. "Who are you?" Bill asked.
"NUMBUHS 123.4 AND 911! WHERE ARE YOU!" Numbuh 4 yelled. "Why are we searching for him? It's obvious that he got captured!" Numbuh 5.5 said. "I'm just making sure!" Numbuh 4 explained. "Numbuh 3, search over there!" Numbuh 4 ordered as he walked right into Numbuh 911 for the tenth time, for he was standing in a spot just bright enough for people to tell that a normal kid was right there. "Man, I still bump into something there, but I can't see anything!"
"What's that?" Bill asked when he saw a helmet. "A boyfriend helmet, the only form of mind control that exists today!" the mysterious figure said, then threw the helmet on and powered it up. "Ha, you think it'll work?" Bill said confidently. "Please dear, break down that wall!" "No way I'm gonna break a wall!" he yelled, standing next to where the wall used to be. "So his brain still controls his head, but I have complete control over the rest! Either the helmet's slightly busted, or his brain can't be mind controlled, either way, this works better!" The figure stated. "Now, go capture the rest of your sector!" "No way!" Bill yelled defiantly, then sighed when he realised he has no choice in the matter.
"Numbuh 123.4!" Chad yelled. "Where are you?" Chad added. Slowly the controlled Bill krept up closer and closer until he- "WATCH OUT!" Bill screamed just before he struck, giving Chad enough time to jump out of the way and use his S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. on him. THWAK! it snapped right on his head. "OW! Quick run away before I try to capture you!" Bill screamed. Chad thwacked him again and ran away. "Thank goodness he's faster than me!" Bill said.
"HELP!" Numbuh 911 screamed to his team. "There you are Numbuh 911!" Numbuh 4 sighed in a sign of relief. "Bill's got a boyfriend helmet on!" Numbuh 911 yelled. "It seems he still has control over his head and mouth though." Numbuh 5.5 looked at him with a worried look on his face. "Where is he?" "Looking for us, Numbuh 5.5!" Chad said.
'Man, for the first time ever, I don't want to find Lilian, for I'll know that I'll hurt her and I can't freeze time to stop the signal because I can't move my hands!" Bill thought sadly as he kept on walking.
"BILL!" Lily screamed, running away from the rest of the team. 'I gotta find him!' she thought rapidly.
Suddenly a spaceship appeared out of nowhere hovering above Bill. 'The test! I can't believe I forgot about it.' Bill thought positivly as a giant beam surrounded him. "BILL!" Lily screamed again. "LILY, Stay back!" Bill yelled as a bright blue beam struck his head, then the boyfriend helmet snapped apart. "Never mind!" He said as the beam started to lift him up. "NO!" Lily screamed as she grabbed onto his foot, Which slowed the ascension, but didn't stop. The rest of Sector V just arrived over the hill (It's pretty hard to not notice a giant spaceship shooting a beam from afar) and saw Numbuhs 5.5 and 123.4 get abducted. "So, this is the end" Lily said sadly. Bill was about to correct her, but was cut short. "So, about earlier, I really like you" she said. "As a friend" she quickly added. "Sorry, but you slipped!" Bill said, then Lily's head hanged down. "Same here!" Bill yelled out, making Lily smile. "It's time for your final test!" the mysterious stranger from before said, reaveling to be a girl with a beanie. "We got kidnapped by a girl?" Lily asked. "No we didn't, this is a test against Numbuh Uno, whoever he is!" Bill explained. "This is an emergency test against the current human member of the GKND!" "But she's human, and what's the GKND?" "She's not human, she's an alien who looks human" Bill replied as the girl took off her beanie to reveal wolf-like ears and a tail came from behind. "And the GKND is the Galactic Kids Next Door!"
Transmission Interuppted.